Poll: Sexual favors for Star Wars memorabilia

[zelda2fanboy]

So recently, I've met a couple of local Star Wars fans who just so happen to be very attractive single women. They wear Star Wars clothes, have Star Wars jewelry, and have gotten Star Wars tattoos. They like to drink, smoke, and appear to be, for lack of a better word, a touch "loose." I'm not going to use "that" word, but some people might describe them that way. Neither of them seem especially interested in me personally, they probably don't want to date, and I don't think we'd have much a future together anyways. While I may not be the world's biggest Star Wars fan anymore, I still have all the neat toys and collectibles I accumulated in my childhood as gifts. It's some pretty neat stuff, though I never play with it anymore.

I honestly don't think anything will happen between me and these females, but this poses an interesting hypothetical (and somewhat kinky fantasy). Would you give away your Star Wars toys (or any treasured childhood memorabilia) in exchange for sexual favors as an adult?

I could honestly go both ways right now. On the one hand, I like knowing I still have all these things, I'm not desperate for sex without a relationship, and I don't entirely feel like they're mine to give away since I got most of them from my parents as a little kid. On the other hand, it would be a really fucked up story, would probably be my only chance to have group sex, and would free up some closet space.

 

[JoJo]

So basically your question is, would I use a prostitute if I had to pay her in possessions rather than money? Since I have no intention of hiring a hooker any time soon, my answer to that is no.

 

[repeating integers]

The world would be a much weirder place if people could "un-fuck" each other.

 

[krazykidd]

Weirder shit has happened . So sure why not . Depending on how attached i am to said item .

 

[Zhukov]

Oooooo-kay.

...

Well, for starters I don't have any prized childhood possessions. I passed them all down to younger siblings or chucked them in the bin.

But assuming I did, well... call me crazy but the idea of sleeping with some chick who's only there because I'm going to give her my theoretical Chewbacca doll afterwards doesn't sit too well . Strikes me as a pretty severe passion-killer, y'know?

But hey, congratulations on providing one of the weirder topics for the week.

 

[Jonluw]

Not if I'm attached to the item in question, no.

And I find the whole "paying for sexual favours" thing a bit iffy.

 

[idodo35]

well it was said before but this is just a question of "will u go to a prostitute" only you pay with stuff instead of cash...
and i think i wont for the same reasons i wont go to a hooker...

 

[Chemical Alia]

Holy shit, lol. don't think I would ever get to the point of having to give up my Grand Admiral Thrawn action figure for sex with another person. And the idea of sleeping with some nerd in exchange for the Christmas Special isn't very attractive, either.

I really expected the scenario to be reversed for some reason, but this is just as amusing.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Well not that I have anything valuable but if I did then no, hell I don't even sleep with drunk girls that throw themselves at me.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Yeah, I'm never having sex with someone for money, goods or services. Nor would I ever want someone to have sex with me for money, goods or services.

It just seems dirty. And not in the good way.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

No! My mint-condition Darth Vader action figure is worth more than any woman ever!

 

[Dags90]

If you really want to stick your light saber in those Sarlacc pits, by all means go for it. I think it's probably a bit iffy to assume that someone who has a lot of sex is necessarily up for prostitution though.

 

[GenericAmerican]

I've heard of paying for sex, I've heard of paying for a dinner and a movie to get sex. . .but giving away star wars memorabilia for sex? That's new.

 

[hazabaza1]

I don't really see the point of giving away beloved memories for sex when a knife and some chloroform cold hard cash works just as well.

 

[Heronblade]

Uh, no

I'd certainly be willing to sell such memorabilia, or even to simply give it away if I was interested in a woman who in turn would appreciate receiving it as a gift. But I'm not a big fan of casual sex to begin with, and prostitution is not on the table, even for something other than cash.

 

[Freechoice]

That's what I thought when I saw the title.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

If you really want to stick your light saber in those Sarlacc pits, by all means go for it. I think it's probably a bit iffy to assume that someone who has a lot of sex is necessarily up for prostitution though.

Now I'm not saying I'm walking to a street corner and casually offering my mint-in-box Brin Derlin to a cosplaying Mon Mothma for a handy behind an Aldi's dumpster. I'm just talking about a long shot situation where they're both in my room and I'm showing them all my neat stuff and then one of them says "I'd do anything for one of these..."

And keep in mind, an equivalent sexual encounter with two women who look like this would cost in the low thousands at least. I mean, I have that kind of money, but the amount of time and effort to find reliable actual prostitutes would be dangerous and time consuming. If I really really wanted to do that, I could, but I don't. However, two women, right there, and I'm one Yoda doll away from an amazing story.... I think I might do it.

 

[Quaxar]

My Admiral Ackbar talking action figure with "It's a trap!"-catchphrase and removeable ice-tea brings all the bitches to the yard. In fact, I think I might just need to get my FX Lightsaber and shoo them off again. Be right back!

 

[Vegosiux]

No. I would not give my stuff away for sex. I'm one of those crazy folks who believe sex is about something other than brag stories.

Say, how does this one sound? "And then I stick my cock in one, and then the other and then they're both like just lying there, wanting to get it over with because they aren't having sex with me because they wanted to have sex with me."

But hey, if "I scored!" is such a big thing to you...