Daezd said:
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Where is the dungeon of bondage and how much do they charge?
ok i'll admit it, im a total geek. been roleplaying and storytelling since i was 9 - im 30 now. Done a few events too.
if your going to try out d&d good for you, its a lot of fun.
heres a few tips for ya.
1. if your a youngster try d&d 4th edition - this new edition is aimed at a younger audience, if your late teens up try out d&d 3.5 or better yet go and find something by white wolf that takes your fancy.
2. New roleplayers make the best roleplayers. the reason for this is simple - they dont know the rules so they cant powergame or use the rules to their advantage, if your a new dm make sure u play with a bunch of nooby players or at least make sure to keep an eye on what any experienced players are up to.
3. As a Dm/storyteller YOUR WORD IS LAW. however your job is to make an enjoyable story for the players - not 'try to kill them'. always try to make them feel they are in danger (whether it be combat, politics, financialy...) but dont make their personal goals unacheivable.
4. dont be afraid to improvise - if you dont know or understand a rule its better to make something up to keep the flow of the game going than to spend ages looking through the rule books.
5. if you can use different voices or accents for different characters your representing it realy helps the players suspend their disbelief.
6. Be stingy with rewards until your sure of your ground with a new game - its far easier to make up for this later by handing out more stuff than it is to take things away, also taking things from players tends to upset them.
7. Rather than Set up a 'great plot' like a book or film would have make a world in which events are happening - the players will be involved in some of these events (some by necesssity, some by choice) this will give your world a more realistic feel.
ok well i hope u have fun and i wish u all the best in designing a world all of your own to let your friends run round in.
ps: in america they bring freetos and mountain dew.. in england we bring beer and chain smoke.
pps: what are freetos any way? ive always wondered....