Poll: Should the government be able to crush your car with a tank if you park illegaly?

[Jamash]

No, having tanks patrolling the streets looking for illegally parked cars to crush will cause far too much damage to the roads and cost the Council far more money than illegally parked cars.

Besides, it's also counter productive as all the roadworks caused by needing to repair tank damaged roads and sewers, plus the traffic congestion caused by tank patrols, would be a far worse problem than illegally parked cars.

 

[StBishop]

It was a pre-organised stunt.

Is it OK for me to [/thread] myself or not?

Regardless, if this were a legitimate way for dealing with illegal parking? No of course not.

Also, not a tank. It has tyres and I'm pretty sure that precludes it.

Tanks don't have tires you moron they have tracks

Reread my post and if you need to, look up what precludes means.

You pretty much paraphrased what I said.

It was a pre-organised stunt.

Is it OK for me to [/thread] myself or not?

Regardless, if this were a legitimate way for dealing with illegal parking? No of course not.

Also, not a tank. It has tyres and I'm pretty sure that precludes it.

Of course it was a stunt. I mean they didn't crush the Ferrarri, not the point here

Well, considering that they aren't able/allowed to do so, and I said "Regardless, if this were a legitimate way for dealing with illegal parking? No of course not." I did acknowledge "the point".

 

[smithy_2045]

No, that's stupid.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

But serial offenders could be crushed to make an example. It's illegal, granted, but it's nice to make an example out of someone every once in a while.

Ohhh, I like that idea. Can we crush drink-drivers, too? How about violently abusive partners? Child molesters? How about people inciting racially-motivated violence? Spam emailers?

 

[Thaluikhain]

I read the title as "plank illegally", to which my response was an overwhelming "YES! And then crush you with it when they're done with the car!"

I like this idea.

No, wait, lots of plankers choose hard to reach spots, you'd need hovertanks to go get them. Well, that or equip the tank with some sort of long ranged weapon, I guess.

 

[alrekr]

Why do I have to keep telling people this:

It's not a gakking tank

It's okay, you can swear. It's the internet.

Unless you just coughed or something?

I did swear you fething fool it twas in bleedin Tanith you son of Slannesh slut

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Why do I have to keep telling people this:

It's not a gakking tank

It's okay, you can swear. It's the internet.

Unless you just coughed or something?

I did swear you fething fool it twas in bleedin Tanith you son of Slannesh slut

Yeah? Well fug you too, you fraking son of a Grox!

 

[Jodah]

I voted yes but I wouldn't do it for first time offenders. Maybe third strike. First is a ticket, second is a ticket and impounded, third is ticket and tank. (Possibly crushed instead to make it safer.)

 

[Mister Benoit]

They should grind it up into a fine pink powder.

 

[dfphetteplace]

I think we should do this. Call it D-Bag Preventive Measures.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Well, if I do it in MY car then yes - I'm 15 so the car must've been brought illegaly from a shady dealer. It must've also been driven illegaly, can't be insured and is parked illegaly.