Poll: Slim Jims

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Mikeyfell

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the only experience I've ever had with Slim Jims is having to turn down the volume on my computer for 30 seconds before every Zero P video I watch

and I watch a lot of ZP vids
so I really hate Slim Jims
 

Sinisterair

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Catalyst6 said:
Well folks, the Slim Jim commercials are back, and they're still terrible.

As a point of curiosity, who here *actually* eats Slim Jims on a semi-regular basis? I can't imagine that overpriced meat-sticks have much of a following...
i still eat them, not all the time but some times
, but yeah the Commercials are terrible even the old ones....were....subpar at best, they should just let me eat them without showing me how uncreative they are
 

theSovietConnection

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Semitendon said:
processed meat-like substance
That reminds me of the cheese-like substance my friend had at his place because he was too cheap to buy real cheese >_>

Anyways, I don't mind beef jerky, but I've never had a Slim Jim.
 

Merkavar

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whats a slim jim?

from what i can see above its some sort of meat product similiar to jerky?

is it like a twiggy stick?
 

Jeronus

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Compared to the old commercial with the kids, I think this is a massive improvement.
 

DanDeFool

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Slim Jims are terrible. Even by beefstick standards.

The only time I'll ever even consider eating a Slim Jim is during a gas station stop on a long road trip. And the last time I did, it was a greasy, stringy, flavorless, not worth the $1.50 I paid for it mass of dessicated God-knows-what.

Oberto and Jack Links do a lot better job of dried meat for the money, and that's not an opinion. It's a fact.
 

Catalyst6

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Merkavar said:
whats a slim jim?

from what i can see above its some sort of meat product similiar to jerky?

is it like a twiggy stick?
Kind of, but much, MUCH lower quality.
 

Substance-E

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They taste ok but my god, have you looked at the label for those things? It's like a stick of nothing but saturated fat and salt...
 

RatRace123

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Not a fan, I had once and I was expecting it to taste like beef jerky, but it tasted like rotten pepperoni.
 

manaman

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Guess this means their advertising is working.

Horrible tasting little sticks of pseudo meat.
 

ArianaUO321

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Catalyst6 said:
Well folks, the Slim Jim commercials are back, and they're still terrible.
Hey, the new ones are better than the old 31 second one with those annoying kids "...Ninjas!"

HATED that commercial with a burning, seething passion.