Believe it or not boys and girls but my first experience with zero punctuation can be traced back to that nutty fihrer himself Adolf Hitler. I'm sick and tired of constantly typing out the long version so I'm going to type the short version...IN SONG!
Oh Hitler gathered Nazis up and Poland they attacked, the allies they all lent a hand and started fighting back. Among them were the diggers of Australia facing hell, got rewarded when they came back with the good old RSL. Fast forward a few decades and a woman from back then, has her birthday there with family like her grandson Pegghead when, A parody of MJs "Bad" comes on entitled Fat, So Pegghead clicked with Yank-o-vic just, like, that. So this Pegghead bloke becomes a fan of all that wierd Al sings, especially his favourite one dubbed "The saga begins". Inspired by the fact that wierd Al spoofed Don Mcleans gold, he decided it was time to pie Halo: Combat Evolved. He scratched his head when it came to story, so instead of picking a new category he searched for the summary to which he found. A Brit by the name of TheDevilsJoker was a game reviewer and a funny bloke-a so just like Al Pegghead became a fan. Well he never finished the Halo ballad, one day him and his friend felt arid when it came to fun so they took to the Computer. They played some games that were rather gory, don't worry it's vital to the story Pegg decided to show James the devils Joker. They watched his vids they were funny as hell, James sprang up and said "This rings a bell!" so he showed his mate another British critic. But this one had the mouth of a filthy sailor, criminally bad games he was the jailer a fedora wearing bloke by the name of Yahtzee. Pegghead loved it all he became a fan and that's the story of how this man found Croshaw 'cause of Crazy Adolf Hitler!