If hell exists, id be sent there. First Class, one way ticket. The entire flight a crying baby would be kicking my seat, and i cant undo the belt.
Ive sinned enough for 50 to be honest. I love cooking, and the meals i make are often in excess. So a few people might see me as a glutton.
Ive had casual sex with several people i have no real ties with.
Ive coveted my neighbors things, and the 1up'd him by getting better.
I can hardly remember a time i wasnt greedy.
Im lazy every chance i get.
Im wrathful of the american goverment, and everyone who is currently leading it.
Im so vain, pride practically oozes from my pores.
And i enjoy a tumble in the sack with my wife 2 or more times a day.
And im barely 21!

I cant wait to see what the future holds.
So if hell exists, im going there. And im proud to say, it was all worth it.