Poll: So I was thinking, if The Beatles got into a fight, who would win

[seanwtfgamer]

I think John would win, I mean he seems like the one with anger issues, but then again Ringo looks like he has seen a few bar fights, and I mean that as a compliment. Harrison would probably pull out his extra arms and float into the air.

 

[Rawne1980]

Has to be Lennon.

You need to be a complete mental bastard with balls of steel to marry Yoko.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

I hope Ringo gets the shit beaten out of him. He looks like a miserable bastard.

But I wrote a song about an Octopus!

 

[Colour Scientist]

Has to be Lennon.

You need to be a complete mental bastard with balls of steel to marry Yoko.

I'm not sure, in my experience dead guys don't put up too much of a fight. Unless he's a zombie. Zombie Lennon would win.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Yeah, I'm thinking Lennon would win. Why? I can't say, but with Harrison pretty much being a Pacifist, Starr being short, and with no traits that I can think of for McCartney, I would say Lennon would win.

 

[seanwtfgamer]

Lennon would smash his baby face.

 

[Cheesepower5]

Has to be Lennon.

You need to be a complete mental bastard with balls of steel to marry Yoko.

I'm not sure, in my experience dead guys don't put up too much of a fight. Unless he's a zombie. Zombie Lennon would win.

This. Zombie Lennon is the third most badass kind of zombie I've heard of.

1. Zombie Viking Army
2. Zombie Dragons
3. Zombie Lennon
4. Rob Zombie

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

I think Lennon would probably win though I think George would give him a good fight, you don't survive several stab wounds unless you're badass.

As for the other two, I think Ringo would come next as I cannot imagine Paul getting into a fight.

 

[Zhukov]

I did a google image search to see who looked the toughest.

Then I realised that I have no idea which is which.

 

[Hazy992]

I'm thinking that after years of being pushed around and being on the sidelines Ringo finally snaps, just goes mental and kicks all their asses. Plus he's a drummer so he should have some upper body strength

 

[optimusjamie]

Ringo. He can use his powers of narration to have Thomas the Tank Engine run everyone else over.

 

[Jackalb]

Really? Wouldn't have thought this would have been a competition. McCartney would wreak all their shit.

 

[smithy_2045]

Ringo is a drummer, he has experience in hitting things.

 

[SuperNova221]

I'm going with Ringo, partly because I'm biased and he's easily my faveourite Beatle, and partly because he spends all his time banging away at the drums, that's got to have at least some benefit in a fight.

Lennon would have a good chance though, but the otehr two are too stereotypically hippy/pacifist to do too well in a fight imo.

I'm assuming this fight would be in 1970-ish. Since two of them are dead now, and the otehr two are really old.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

Ringo probably has a lot of pent up aggression, so him easily

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

They wouldn't get in a fight. They'd just realise that, in the end, all you need is love, and each would think to himself, with a little help from my friends, I can overcome whatever was causing me to act aggressively.

OT, definitely Ringo. All that drumming would give him some serious upper body strength.

 

[Jaeke]

I concur, Lennon would probably come out on top. But it would be because George and Paul duked it out and took out each other at the same time leaving only Ringo to face Lennon.

Easy peezy.

 

[Padwolf]

Ringo would win of course! Just because it's Ringo. Also he must have some strength from drumming.

 

[Goofguy]

Wasn't there a movie about this?

Spoiler: Oh yeah, it happened

It looked like Paul was winning.