Poll: So, your a villain...

[Heronblade]

The "Incredible" Hulk

As to how I'd deal with him, I'd never antagonize him one bit, would indeed avoid letting him know I exist, I'd just take steps to get him mad at my enemies/rivals. Incredibly dumb brutes make for great unwilling assets.

If he becomes too difficult to handle, I'll let him take a little tumble into a live volcano then cool the surface of the lava behind him (to the point where the consistency is like cold molasses, not quite solid). Doesn't matter if it fails to kill him right away, he can't punch his way out, and can't stay mad forever.


Or I could go the easy route, pick aquaman, and just shoot the wuss in the face when he tries to interfere with my land based operation.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Facing the Doctor is probably the coolest thing I can think of.

 

[octafish]

I choose the Doctor so that I can unleash my incredible RSC powers of overly thespy acting at him. No wait scratch that I think I'd be more Scorsby than Harrison Chase.

 

[Right Hook]

I went with Chuck Norris because he is a really old man with a bunch of stupid bullshit jokes made up about him, if he came after me, he'd probably break a hip and I would just shoot him in the face.

 

[RN7]

Standard superhero protagonist. That way when he and his motley band of allies have their special good-guy finding yourself thematic heroic monologue, I can have my stealthed assassins slit their throats and then feed their corpses to the transgenetic sloths.

 

[rednose1]

I pick Chuck Norris.

As an evil scientist, I'd find out how to re-animate the body of Bruce Lee. Once the procedure has been declared a success, all I would need to do is have him patrol around my Fortress of Evil as a personal Body Guard.

Chuck Norris would be defeated after any attempt to get near me.

... Oh, and the world would love me for bringing back Bruce Lee.

I'm starting to wonder if I'd still be considered a villain after this action.

I can find no fault at all with this, and would gladly pay monies to see it happen!

For all the "supposed" badass of Chuck Norris, still doesn't compare to Bruce Lee! He ran out of challengers on earth, so had to move on to the afterlife to kick ass.

 

[CrazyBlaze]

The Doctor. I would lure him into a place where I separate him from his companions and the TARDIS. I would then send the TARDIS into a sun. The Doctor would be trapped in a maze consisting of deadlocked, wooden doors on which his sonic screwdriver would not work. I would then send his companions back in time to wherever they came from. The Doctor would be forced to circle the mass, solving puzzle after puzzle for eternity or until he died from lack of food or water. There would be recycled air pumping through vents to small to fit in. Also this station would be separate from the one I was on and both would transfer through time at random intervals and to random places as long as the area was generally uninhabited.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

Probably a Jedi. They create such a fuss over a few missing planets.

 

[Lunar Templar]

some loser Jedi would be mine, and they would fall before me.

why?

Jedi suck that's why -.-

bunch of emotionally repressed chumps

 

[Monkeyman O'Brien]

Any mortal. And I would deal with them Dresden Files style. With a high powered rifle at 1000 metres.
The first my enemy would know of my intentions would be a few seconds after it travels through their chest and explodes out their back taking their lungs with it.

That or a hot super chick and I would be known as the Pervinator. I would use my high tech equipment to spy on her in the shower and launch daring raids to steal her dirty underwear!

 

[Fijiman]

I picked Chuck Norris, who will not be able to defeat my army of super zombie Bruce Lees. Also, good villain strategy is to never give your enemy time to think of a plan to defeat you and always stay to make sure that your enemy is dead instead of assuming that they're going to sit still and die.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

You caught me on the rare occasion where I will make that one comment. You know, the "It's you're not your!" comment. I do so not in the spirit of feeling superior by flouting a (nonexistent) mastery of all things English but merely as a friendly prod.

[sub][sub]I actually think this is the first time I've done this.[/sub][/sub]

Anyway.

OT: I would have Chuck Norris after me. If he is the hero I think he is[footnote]That being a mortal human who can't survive alert troops armed with grenade launchers and these [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atchisson_Assault_Shotgun] on open ground.[/footnote] then I would gladly choose him over Superman, the Doctor or a Jedi knight. Also it would be great to prove the internet wrong about his godliness.

And, on the off chance he can survive 30 armed gunmen at once... Well, at least I can anticipate him ending my life fast.

 

[Holyeskimo]

I remove all the self destruct buttons.
*Reads Op
The above still stands, i pick chuck norris, then i burn his beard to a thousand hairy bits, because with his beard he lacks his powers, at which point i determine a plan to kill the man who could probably murder me eight different ways to sunday with one limb..... wait why the frak am i doing this again?

 

[claymoreguy18]

Why is Batman not on this list?