Poll: So, your a villain...

[Scarim Coral]

I'm tempting to say the Doctor seeing how I believe the Timelord emit some sort of time manipulation powers as I had lost count the amount of villians who just stand there and let the Doctor talks and fiddle with some stuff. How hard is it to take actions like shooting when he just talking?

Anyway I'm going to choose the standard superhero protagonist since I will be my own supervillain with powers. I rather be unquie than to be a copy of something and that goes the same to the superhero.

 

[Wackymon]

Alright, the Doctors Winning.

Why is Batman not on this list?

I FORGOT BATMAN! MUST ADD BATMAN!
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Anyway, lets see what else:

I picked superman. Any idiot supervillain seems to be able to get their hands on kryptonite, and I'm definitely an idiot supervillain.

I wear kryptonite all over my body. Depending on how toxic it is, I might even get it injected into my veins. If human flesh doesn't stop kryptonite from hurting superman (i.e. if hiding behind a human wouldn't stop the kryptonite getting to him, in the hypothetical scenario where he would ever use a human shield) then I'll have a great big chunk embedded in where my appendix is now. I'll be like, Kryptonite-man. I will be all over that stuff.

Once Superman is neutralised... well, I don't want to kill him, because he's really good at protecting the Earth from bad guys other than me - if Darkseid turns up and Superman isn't still around, I'm even more boned than I'd be if I'd chosen Chuck Norris as my nemesis. So I'll just keep him secured in a dungeon, in about as much comfort as can be arranged while keeping him weak enough to not break out.

Besides the "everyone has kryptonite" angle, having Superman as my nemesis is a pretty good gig because he's going to try and save my life no matter what my evil plan was that he just thwarted (if he does thwart it).

This sounds pretty good.

Any mortal. And I would deal with them Dresden Files style. With a high powered rifle at 1000 metres.
The first my enemy would know of my intentions would be a few seconds after it travels through their chest and explodes out their back taking their lungs with it.

That or a hot super chick and I would be known as the Pervinator. I would use my high tech equipment to spy on her in the shower and launch daring raids to steal her dirty underwear!

"Pervinator?" anyway, "The first my enemy?" I think you mean "The first of my."

For real it would be the Doctor. I'd be the Brains from Futurama, mercilessly trying to collect every last bit of knowledge in the universe and the doctor, being the last Time Lord, would be my ultimate prize. I'd spend the whole season trying to manipulate him from the shadows, only revealing my identity for the finale. But then at the last minute i'd have found a way to work myself into a replaceable part of the universal timeline, so that killing me would cause irreparable damage to reality. Then I'd become like the Daleks were in the original run, the standby villain who pops in every few episodes with a new outlandish scheme to enslave humanity. For shits and giggles.

But if I was going for lawls, i'd pick Superman. Just so I could corner him with my hunting rifle and have the following dialogue:

Me: Looks like this is the of the road Soups
Superman: Please DVS, You know buckshot can't hurt me
I SWITCHED

TO KRYPTONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!

*Claps* That is the most entertaining one of them all.

The Doctor. I would lure him into a place where I separate him from his companions and the TARDIS. I would then send the TARDIS into a sun. The Doctor would be trapped in a maze consisting of deadlocked, wooden doors on which his sonic screwdriver would not work. I would then send his companions back in time to wherever they came from. The Doctor would be forced to circle the mass, solving puzzle after puzzle for eternity or until he died from lack of food or water. There would be recycled air pumping through vents to small to fit in. Also this station would be separate from the one I was on and both would transfer through time at random intervals and to random places as long as the area was generally uninhabited.

Good idea.
I now know how to defeat everyone.

Spoiler: hehehe

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[kouriichi]

I would have to choose.... Wonder Woman.
Because we all know shes secretly a freak who will sleep with anyone who knows her weakness.

If not her.... Then Batman. As far as heroes go, hes a pretty lame one if he lets every baddie he ever fought escape for jail once a week, to kill, torture maim and destroy Gotham city. Just say you surrender and he wont lay a finger on you.

 

[Yopaz]

Batman. When he gets to me he wont kill me and I'll be free to get out and do it again. Also Batman is cool.

 

[Bloodtrozorx]

I chose Batman because by default I get to be a wacky crazy super villain with a complex.

The Riddler, The Joker, Two Face, Mr. Freeze, The Mad Hatter and me. Love it.

 

[MetalMagpie]

But you have to choose a foe (Que poll), and come up with a way to counter their attempts to defeat them.

You would be my foe. Since you are attempting to defeat me through the use of twitch-inducing typos (both in the thread title and poll question, you devious thing), I would counter your efforts by burying my head in a dictionary and singing grammar songs to myself. *twitch*

Joke. It would be The Doctor, and I'd distract him with a pretty lady.

 

[Wackymon]

But you have to choose a foe (Que poll), and come up with a way to counter their attempts to defeat them.

You would be my foe. Since you are attempting to defeat me through the use of twitch-inducing typos (both in the thread title and poll question, you devious thing), I would counter your efforts by burying my head in a dictionary and singing grammar songs to myself. *twitch*

Joke. It would be The Doctor, and I'd distract him with a pretty lady.

I am your foe?
You were saying?

 

[C F]

Some random Jedi, because they're a bunch of peacekeepers whose own moralities can easily be exploited if you're intelligent enough of a foe. They're the least likely to just shut up and do the job at hand, what with being too caught up their meditations and their self-righteous code of conduct. And they're not Batman. And I have a nice self-preservation instinct. And they're not Batman.

 

[Biosophilogical]

My response: I'd go with the Doctor, and just not give him a monologue, and kill him there. Thrice.

Pretty much. In a lot of cases, the reason he wins is because the villain lets him talk, meaning he either buys time for his friends to come to the rescue, or discovers your plan so when he craftily escapes he knows how to stop it, or you are just too distracted to realise that he has shimmied his way to the fire escape.

Not only that, but when he finally does come to stop you, he gives you the chance to surrender, flee and never return, a perfect opportunity to shoot him ... two times ... twice (double-tap for the kill, then a second double-tap to stop him regenerating).

OT: Definitely the Doctor for me. I'm not sure if I'd kill him (being a villain) or renounce my evil ways and travel with him forever.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Batman. He's already my enemy. I hate that jerk, foiling my plans so much. The need to have a passport to go between America to Canada has really slowed down his attempts on me substantially. ^_^