Poll: Someone you like asks you out, your first reaction.

[Blindswordmaster]

I've been thinking about dating and relationships lately and this thought popped into my head. Share here, but keep it professional. No one wants to hear about your personal problems.(kidding)

 

[Arkvoodle]

I would wonder "why."

 

[Joe Matsuda]

"Hell yeah!!!!!

"WHOOPIE!!!!

"What the?...oh...got to go and change my pants now..."

 

[Aerodynamic]

A mix of confusion and suspicion. Seriously, a girl I like would never ask me out, it has to be a trick or dare or something.

 

[Magnalian]

If you wanted to keep discussion serious, why'd you include an option that says 'jizzed my pants'?

 

[soilent]

fuck off.


My usual response to human interaction.

 

[DefunctTheory]

It depends on HOW they do it.

They straight up ask me? I take my current opinion of the person and run with that. I like them? Sure. I don't? No.

last girl to ask me out... we were talking about her boyfriend and how shitty he was. It got awkward really fast, and she doesn't talk to me anymore. I may have compared her to some unlikable terms.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I ask them if they really feel like lowering their standards that much.

You have that low an opinion of yourself? Dude, that's MY thing.

OT. I accidentally picked suspicion, but I meant to pick happy.

 

[Shapsters]

I would be shocked, the idea of someone asking me out is hard for me to grasp. I dont know why, I just cant get my head around a girl I like asking me out *shrugs*

 

[DanDeFool]

BAM!

The world ends.

 

[Deacon Cole]

Why is "burn stuff" not an option on the poll?

 

[Trikeen]

I would wonder which one of my friends is trying to mess with my head.

 

[Riobux]

A mix of confusion and suspicion. Seriously, a girl I like would never ask me out, it has to be a trick or dare or something.

I'm going to second this. They simply just wouldn't bother.

 

[HellbirdIV]

I'd probably be happy. It's not too unlikely, really.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

If you wanted to keep discussion serious, why'd you include an option that says 'jizzed my pants'?

Sometimes, it's just easier to accommodate assholes than to restrict them. The internet is the internet, I need to let it be itself.

 

[Crabturtleking]

I ask them if they really feel like lowering their standards that much.

You have that low an opinion of yourself? Dude, that's MY thing.

Oh yeah, I have such low self-esteem.

I should grow a moustache. That'd help.

Go with a beard, it's much better for the esteem.

 

[quiet_samurai]

I act like I might have other plans, and tell them I will let then know but they should give me their number anyways. Then I wait a day or two, then call them and set it up.

It's a clencher.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Smile and say "okay." That's my first reaction. Then I thank my lucky stars that it happened.