Poll: Someone you like asks you out, your first reaction.

[SirQuagsire]

Confusion, because I don't have anyway near a deep enough relationship with a girl to warrant her the idea of wanting to date me. And I'm no looker either.

I'd probably respond with a awkward chuckle, say yes, then proceed to talk to meh guy friends about what the firetruck just happened.

 

[blackfrancis567]

I just go along with what's happening

 

[nick n stuff]

"lowering you standards much? god bless you"
one day i may be able to use that line

 

[Edward123454321]

Curbstomp.

 

[antipunt]

Pretty much suspicion. They're obviously out to 'get something'...

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

happy its happened before

 

[DazZ.]

Wonder where I gave the impression I wanted a relationship, but apparently like them so I guess I say yeah and see if it works out, saying maybe or no sort of slaps any decent chance of happiness. Then ponderment ensues for a while.

I'd also wonder why I'm actually being asked out instead of just being friends and seeing where it goes like normal people do.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I honestly don't know. It's never happened before.

 

[vodkainferno]

First I would question if the fabrics of time and space were becoming loose.
Then Suspicion, followed by a brief second of happiness, then a healthy dose of skepticism, then happy again.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

I ask them if they really feel like lowering their standards that much.

You have that low an opinion of yourself? Dude, that's MY thing.

Oh yeah, I have such low self-esteem.

I should grow a moustache. That'd help.

What kind of moustache? Not a bad idea to raise self-esteem actually. I might try it.

OT: I've only been asked out once, but I was confused at the time because I was so certain she liked someone else. One of the biggest "WTF?" moments of my life. I said yes, but I regretted it later because she was too nervous.

 

[Warped_Ghost]

I have never had a relationship (mostly because they cost money) so I have no idea what I would do.

 

[Karlaxx]

Depending on the circumstances, I would most likely be utterly flabbergasted, and depending on who it was I might have to (try to) ask if she's been dared to ask me out, or if it's part of some sick joke.

 

[Jubilant]

I'd be speechless, then ask if they're serious, then smile and hug them tightly.

Then either die from happiness or, as has been said, wake up.

 

[King of the N00bs]

That is what I dream of every night and waking up in the morning and saying "What the fuck you gullible son of a ***** you think there's actually someone? In your dreams loser"...maybe thats just the feeling I get from being either disliked, utterly ignored, or just friends with or by every female my age I know.....its tough not being one of the stupid normal people....trying not to be a prisoner of society and rather live alongside it in a peaceful and beneficial relationship....but society isnt my friend........FUCK YOU TOO SOCIETY, I DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!


and yet it,s still there every day as is the hope as is the sorrow of not being able to blossom into a glorious flaming flower but rather rotting from the inside out and withering into a dead, hollow shell that used to be a vessel of the hopefulness of youth...i need to shut the fuck up and go to sleep and dream of the day that is but a dream and will never come for me but has come for all the fools...why?

.....Is this one of those stories that end with "This court sentences you to death"?

it could very well be...who knows? I do have the ability to understand the people that others find quite disturbed but that gets me nowhere..but yeah imagine doing some fucked up thiong just cause i wanted to...thats what i do already

 

[Ossian]

I'd smile and maybe blush and say yes as soon as I'm capable. When she is out of sight I'd climb the nearest building assassin's creed style and do the worlds BIGGEST CELEBRATION FIST PUMP.

Don't look at me like that. =S