Poll: Someone's got a bone to pick with me

[PsychicTaco115]

Oh my god

There's something here with me guys... Something inside of me

I hear it's death call, marching toward me

Louder and louder I hear that call, causing insanity to grab me in its clutches

That damned call, that damned call of the damned


Ask not for who the doot tolls, it tolls for me

 

[SirDerpy]

Sorry, what? You might want to flesh out the opening post a bit, it's a bit too bare-bones, I don't quite know how to respond.

 

[Little Woodsman]

Poll option that I choose is "Necessary for education."

If I walk in to a classroom and there's no anatomical skeleton in it, I just can't take anything the instructor says seriously.

 

[Mocmocman]

To the one that has the bone to pick:

If he gives you the option to switch, go for it. You're more likely to win.

Quick PSA about skeletons:
Their main mode of operations is to hid inside of people and attack when least expected.
I urge everyone to get an X-ray to check for any skeletons. Most likely nothing will come up. Hopefuly.

 

[Caiphus]

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in basoon.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in basoon.

This seems to be a regular occurrence.

You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that assaulting that poor basoon has nothing to do with misunderstood instructions!

 

[Caiphus]

This seems to be a regular occurrence.

You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that assaulting that poor basoon has nothing to do with misunderstood instructions!

That's the last time I go to you seeking advice about my uncontrollable wind instrument fetish.

You're Irish. Aren't you meant to be good at the whole confession thing?

 

[Colour Scientist]

This seems to be a regular occurrence.

You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that assaulting that poor basoon has nothing to do with misunderstood instructions!

That's the last time I go to you seeking advice about my uncontrollable wind instrument fetish.

You're Irish. Aren't you meant to be good at the whole confession thing?

Well yeah but it always has to be accompanied by an overwhelming sense of Catholic guilt.

 

[Something Amyss]

Sorry, what? You might want to flesh out the opening post a bit, it's a bit too bare-bones, I don't quite know how to respond.

I see what you did there. It's like I'm looking at an X-Ray. A bit of a rib tickler.

 

[Caiphus]

Well yeah but it always has to be accompanied by an overwhelming sense of Catholic guilt.

Is that like when you drink too much wine at Communion and the priest is like "Slow down there champ, leave some for the rest of us."?

 

[Shock and Awe]

Sorry, what? You might want to flesh out the opening post a bit, it's a bit too bare-bones, I don't quite know how to respond.

Tibia honest man, I have to say this post was quite humerus.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

They're not evil! They just want to play jazz!

 

[JoJo]

Why did the skeleton decide to not go to the party?

Spoiler: Answer

He had no body to go with!

 

[kailus13]

This thread is a bonefied riot! Unfortunately I only have average skull at pun-making, I should probably bone up on my anatomy.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Silly OP, that's not how you spell 'spoopy'.

I hate to say it, but the humour in this thread is just too dry. I prefer jokes with a bit more meat.

Why did the skeleton decide to not go to the party?

Spoiler: Answer

He had no body to go with!

 

[lacktheknack]

Instructions unclear, boner stuck between bones, am boned. ;_____;

<color=E6E7E8>You're a good man, Taco.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spoiler: The trumpet is just the start

When they get catchy, you're beyond saving.

 

[Padwolf]

This thread is too spooky. It's making me shake right down to the bones. That was terrible, I'm sorry. All the good puns were taken

 

[Grimh]

Whaaat?
Wh- what are you talking abooout? There's nothing spooky or scary going on...
Keekekekekekeke!

*Ahem*

Maybe you should... maybe... open yourself up to, uh... new things?

It's not like it's not gonna kill you.

 

[FPLOON]

This thread has triggered my funny bone... and I don't know how to respond to it... #spookyscary

Other than said, skeletons should not be kept in one's closet... Instead, they should be kept either under you bed or in your vehicle of choice... (Plus, closets are just too bone-dry to stay relevant in this day and age, anyway... especially in your local horror film...)