I can just SEE myself surfing through thousands of fan boy comments just from writing that title, but I've got the urge to write again so I might as well keep going.
Let me paint the scene for you, if you please:
It's Friday afternoon and the sun is setting in the distance while all the little animals in the world get ready to go back to bed, but not you. No, sir. You're on your car going about five miles above the speed limit [or telling your mom to drive faster] and you're in a frantic hurry to get to the game store. You've been saving up money for months working on your dead end job where you clean the floors and mop the walls. You're not very good at it but the pay is enough to keep you alive and thanks to a few skipped meals you now have enough money to buy the PSP-GO! Yes, all your friends have it and they've been playing games and having fun without you, the jerks. But no more! It's your turn to have fun. Finally you arrive at the video store and thank whatever godlike entity you believe in that it's completely empty. You get your PSP and you run to the box to pay for it. The cashier girl is smoking hot and she's flirting with you but you don't even give a damn. You've got a PSP-go, the latest in Sony hand held hardware! Finally she gives you your receipt, you're tick it out of here and back home, and now you're heading towards the door! But! just as you leave you catch a glimpse of a nearby advertising box and read the ten words that will ruin your day. Forever.
"Make sure to save up for the new Sony NGP!"
FFFFFFFFFF*oh my*
Let me paint the scene for you, if you please:
It's Friday afternoon and the sun is setting in the distance while all the little animals in the world get ready to go back to bed, but not you. No, sir. You're on your car going about five miles above the speed limit [or telling your mom to drive faster] and you're in a frantic hurry to get to the game store. You've been saving up money for months working on your dead end job where you clean the floors and mop the walls. You're not very good at it but the pay is enough to keep you alive and thanks to a few skipped meals you now have enough money to buy the PSP-GO! Yes, all your friends have it and they've been playing games and having fun without you, the jerks. But no more! It's your turn to have fun. Finally you arrive at the video store and thank whatever godlike entity you believe in that it's completely empty. You get your PSP and you run to the box to pay for it. The cashier girl is smoking hot and she's flirting with you but you don't even give a damn. You've got a PSP-go, the latest in Sony hand held hardware! Finally she gives you your receipt, you're tick it out of here and back home, and now you're heading towards the door! But! just as you leave you catch a glimpse of a nearby advertising box and read the ten words that will ruin your day. Forever.
"Make sure to save up for the new Sony NGP!"
FFFFFFFFFF*oh my*