Poll: Statements to end all statements

[bad rider]

Can anyone think of a statement either so ludicrous or rational, that it stops a thread before it begins?

This can be any thread eg christianity is wrong to why is a turkey stuck up the chimney.

 

[Aiden Rebirth]

uh you say
"F**K YOU!"
and run away...

 

[Incompl te]

you say ...uhhh u say hi....then run

 

[reaper_2k9]

you walk up to a random person on the street and scream, "No YOUR a toaster!!" and then skip away.

 

[HeyZeus_Ezekiel_Jesus]

Just make your "make out face".

 

[Souplex]

Now what have we learned from this?... I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!

 

[mokes310]

Well, there's a few:

Your mom; if you're 15
F*ck you; if you're 18
Dude, I don't care; once you've grown up

 

[Seydaman]

you walk up to a random person on the street and scream, "No YOUR a toaster!!" and then skip away.

wwhhhattt that sounds fun

 

[Silver]

Duuuuude... Your hair is like.... On fire.... *take out lighter*

Yeah, that pretty much stops the conversation right there.

 

[black lincon]

you walk up to a random person on the street and scream, "No YOUR a toaster!!" and then skip away.

get out of my head! GET OUT! I quite literally said that exact phrase a few days ago over live.

More on topic, my friend has a conversation ender that I find quite funny; are you a garbageman? because that was trash.

 

[Handofpwn]

I like to yell out "WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE????" definite conversation stopper, and will get you some wierd looks in malls.

 

[Sewblon]

"The Wii outsold both the PS3 and the 360" On this website. Pointing that out will turn any thread into a mindless flame war.

 

[Larenxis]

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But then I guess most people respond instead of just reporting... Huh, this is a toughie.

 

[Glerken]

You make a statement about them getting a life, and then never look at the thread again...

 

[Adam Jenson]

Give target photos of some of the greatest atrocities known to man say this.

"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long.
No meaning save for what we choose to impose.
This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not Fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs.
Its us.
Only us."

Then walk away.

 

[shatnershaman]

My favourite ones are:

Chuck Norris
(no text)/thread
I agree
Chuck/Norris

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

"What the f*ck is this we sh*t?" This will at least slow down any thread, if said at the right time.

 

[Handofpwn]

I enjoyed space giraffe will get you some looks on this forum also.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

you say something stupid like "would you agree the toaster does holiday on friday" and they go "what?...." and then you go "EXACTLY! that proves my point. See this is exactly what im talking about, thank you for being a prime example" then you leave.