Poll: Statements to end all statements

[742]

you walk up to a random stranger, check to make sure noone is nearby and whisper into thier ear "the third dolphin extrudes muppets" then pop away down an alleyway or something. it helps if they dont see you, it just ends ANY conversation. if that doesnt work, throw in something about killing a hostage. heres an example

annoying idiot: yeah, so today i went to the store and they were TOTALLY out of chips, well, the type of
742: *turns to a random stranger* the third dolphin extrudes muppets, be there at noon or we kill a hostage *sneaking away*
conversation OVER.

 

[Caliostro]

Generally whenever religion is used as reasonable logic you know the conversation just went FUBAR and all real logic left the room without as much as a fair well.

 

[goater24]

Can anyone think of a statement either so ludicrous or rational, that it stops a thread before it begins?

This can be any thread eg christianity is wrong to why is a turkey stuck up the chimney.

Just freestyle skat "Skim di dii dun done di dii din da ba bop"

 

[Psyco Slim]

Never stick your dick in a cake. You can spend all day explaining that its a good cake but that doesnt change the fact that YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!!!

 

[Ace of Spades]

"That's what she said" if you're in high school.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Never stick your dick in a cake. You can spend all day explaining that its a good cake but that doesnt change the fact that YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!!!

It's pudding, Slim.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Okay, the statement. I'd have to go with that toaster thing.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

What was that one from the Boondocks? Something about Reagan being the devil. Help me out here.

 

[Grimfesta]

you walk up to a random stranger, check to make sure noone is nearby and whisper into thier ear "the third dolphin extrudes muppets" then pop away down an alleyway or something. it helps if they dont see you, it just ends ANY conversation. if that doesnt work, throw in something about killing a hostage. heres an example

annoying idiot: yeah, so today i went to the store and they were TOTALLY out of chips, well, the type of
742: *turns to a random stranger* the third dolphin extrudes muppets, be there at noon or we kill a hostage *sneaking away*
conversation OVER.

Instead of those: "The purple monkey screams in the night hours."

 

[Combined]

"If you say so" is a pretty good conversation killer.

 

[Gelp]

I feel like everything I say is an end all statement...
Either that or I'm just boring as fuck.

 

[crepesack]

THREAD LOCKED lol orr holy crap i just wet myself which ever gets you banned first

 

[samsprinkle]

When confronted by a rasberry laden foe that you simply cannot defeat simply say: "Look! An advanced calculus book!" and when they look away, release the tiger!

 

[samsprinkle]

Never stick your dick in a cake. You can spend all day explaining that its a good cake but that doesnt change the fact that YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!!!!

Lol! nice...

 

[dalek sec]

I like to yell out "WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE????" definite conversation stopper, and will get you some wierd looks in malls.

That's a good one, I can't stop laughing at it.

 

[Zeromaxx]

It all depends on who's making the statement, and I'd say there are only a couple types of people who can make a statement to end all statements. The first would be very intimidating people. The second angry, cursing 10-year-old boys, nobody can say anything after them because they're laughing too hard at the squeaker's pathetic life.

What was that one from the Boondocks? Something about Reagan being the devil. Help me out here.

People just kind of looked at Huey as he was talking about Reagan being the devil, explaining all his wrongdoings and how each of his names have 6 letters, but I don't think that really ends anything as ,using what I'd do as an example, if I were listening to someone say that I'd berate them for being dumber than a cheese grater and hit them.

 

[Handofpwn]

I like to yell out "WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE????" definite conversation stopper, and will get you some wierd looks in malls.

That's a good one, I can't stop laughing at it.

I try.

 

[Asymptote Angel]

I like to ask girls, "How do you like your eggs in the morning--scrambled or fertilized?"

Generally this causes them to vacate my personal space. Though occasionally one thinks it's hilarious. But mostly they look at me like I just grew antennae.

 

[Berethond]

What I usually do when I want people to shut up?
The end all statement?
I just make up random BS facts and throw them at 'em.

LIKE
Guy: I like ipods
berethond: iPods are the spawn of the devil because
Works every time.

 

[Tattaglia]

I like to ask girls, "How do you like your eggs in the morning--scrambled or fertilized?"

Try that at a feminist rally... I dare you.
"You smell like lavender." said in a really creepy way can freak people out, especially people waiting in front of you in a line. It's fantastic to watch them decide whether to leave the line or brave it out, occasionally glancing back to keep tabs on me.