Poll: Sticks and stones have broken my bone(s).

[FrostyChick]

I am unbreakable!

Not a single bone in my body has been broken. Ever. Even though I'm one of the clumsiest muppets around.

 

[Quaxar]

Fractures count right?

Bu...but fractured means broken. Are you sure you are not mixing up words?

As for me, I never broke anything, not even a plate. I did hurt my hand years ago on my second day of snowboard practice but even though every move was painful I still finished the whole week with just half a day off! Although i am not sure if it was a strain or something else because it was years ago and that hospital wasn't exactly the most friendly one.

 

[Ljs1121]

I've sprained both of my ankles pretty badly at different points, but never broken anything.

 

[rosac]

Aged 19, Nooooone. Just concussion many a time. Also, I may have broken my nose at some point as it's asymetrical, but I can't remember doing so. It would've been mid teens as well.

 

[Krantos]

When I was seven, I fell down some stairs and broke my clavicle (collarbone). Haven't broken any bones since.

I have , however, had stitches about 6 times, from various mishaps.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I broke my arm at the skating rink when I was 10, when a much larger kid bulldozed me.
I sat there for about fifteen minutes crying while everyone around me either continued to ignore my existence or stared in shock.

 

[BoredAussieGamer]

So many of you have never had broken bones?

Damn! I thought it was a right of passage. I broke my left arm on a pool ladder.

 

[WanderingFool]

Never broken a bone in my life. Got a sprain in my left arm three seperate times, and a few hairline fratures in my right foot (I dropped a big ass magnate on my foot...), but never broke anything.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Ok, so I might be the only guy who got my ass kicked on Soul Calibur 4 and had it translate into a real life accident.
After a grueling battle with the CPU jacked up to ultra-kick-your-ass-with-Nightmare mode, I was about to win when the SOB knocked me out of the ring. In anger I stood up, tripped over a pair of shoes and since I was holding a controller in my right hand, couldn't arrest my fall properly and ended up with a Boxer's Fracture, otherwise known as breaking the metacarpals of the pinky and ring finger. Clean break too, hurt like hell.

Oh by the way I was 29 when that happened 3 years ago.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have not broken a bone, but many a ladies heart. Just kidding only 2 hearts, stakes are a very good weapon.

I've sprained and rolled my ankles a couple of times though

 

[hooblabla6262]

I've never broken a bone, but I have been hit by a car on 3 different occasions. You'd think I'd learn to look both ways after the first time.

Lots of stitches from different events involving being hit by plates, doors, floors, fences, knives, moltov debris, extremely sharp pencils/pens (yes, both), nails, and that's all I can think of.
Oh, and once I was shot at (shots fired in my vicinity) during a hostage-ish situation. He wasn't aiming for me in particular, but was hopped up on cocaine (I beleieve it was cocaine) and kinda waving a gun around. Luckily, nobody got hurt.

Thinking back on my life, how did I not break any bones... I suppose there is still time.

 

[AngloDoom]

I've taken up and experimented with different martial arts for a lot of my life, tried parkour, climbed the roofs of a city with friends and worked on constructing a farm with two other people - neither of which were professionals or particularly safe.

By all rights I should have broken something, but I've never had any sort of injury in my life besides small cuts, bruises, and over-stretching a ligament.

My friend, on the other hand, lives in a lovely area and has been stabbed four times and once fell out of a tree and woke up three months late with a scar from his lower abdomen to half-way up his stomach where the surgeons had to basically rearrange his organs after he fell onto a pile of bricks hidden in a bush.

Life is not fair.

 

[Roggen Bread]

I've never broken a bone, but I have been hit by a car on 3 different occasions. You'd think I'd learn to look both ways after the first time.

Lots of stitches from different events involving being hit by plates, doors, floors, fences, knives, moltov debris, extremely sharp pencils/pens (yes, both), nails, and that's all I can think of.
Oh, and once I was shot at (shots fired in my vicinity) during a hostage-ish situation. He wasn't aiming for me in particular, but was hopped up on cocaine (I beleieve it was cocaine) and kinda waving a gun around. Luckily, nobody got hurt.

Thinking back on my life, how did I not break any bones... I suppose there is still time.

You sir, appear to be indestructible. And maybe just a little clumsy.

 

[blackrave]

Surprisingly never broke a single bone, despite numerous situations where I should have
Thanks to milk, I guess (till end of high-school I was drinking ~0.5l per day).
Had a lot of soft tissue damage though.

In one particular case a brick wall collapsed on me and it broke to pieces, while I was ok
I'm stronger than a brick wall, ENVY ME!

P.S. Friendly advice- when demolishing building, start with roof and upper parts of walls, because while it seems a good idea to hit lower parts to make everything go down on its own, it isn't, because that "everything" can go down on you.

 

[Yopaz]

I've managed to get 2 concussions, some moderate head wounds resulting in 3 scars, 1 scar right above my upper lip, one on the inside of my upper lip, but I have never broken a bone. I just don't fall like that I guess.

 

[lunavixen]

I've broken toes, ribs and my wrist.

First one was my wrist, I think I was 7 or 8 at the time, I was playing on the monkey bars at lunch time when a bully kicked me in the back mid swing and i landed on my hands and knees, but because i was swinging when i hit the ground my knee rolled over my wrist and broke it. The second time it got broken it was reflexes, we'd wet a hill behind a hall with a fire hose and were sliding down it, coming off the bottom of the hill there was a paved area before the ledge that went inside, one of the bricks had a raised edge that i didn't see, i tripped on the edge and threw my arm up to stop my jaw hitting the ledge, i don't remember doing it wither.

I've broken both little toes within the last 4 years and i've not long recovered from another cracked rib, i think it's my fourth, I keep breaking the damn things just by sneezing!

EDIT: FYI i'm 22

 

[karloss01]

I didn't break a bone per say, i cracked one. a green stick fracture running down my left Radius (that's the bigger one of the two in the lower arm)when I was about 12 or 13. lived with it for six weeks without knowing until a friend re-cracked it.

 

[Sassafrass]

Fractured my right big toe twice, my left big toe once and fractured my middle finger on my left hand playing basketball at school.

No clean breaks yet at the age of 21 and all the above happened in a month when I was 15/16 I think.

EDIT: Oh, and I've got a dent in my head from when I was 3. I decided it would be a jolly good laugh to run into the corner of a cabinet, which cut my head open and left a nice dent in my skull.