Poll: Sticks and stones have broken my bone(s).

Recommended Videos

DugMachine

New member
Apr 5, 2010
2,566
0
0
I broke my collar bone when I was 6 after I fell off my bike. Broken my ankle twice, once from jumping off a trampoline and the other running right into a ditch and tearing it all to shit. Busted my knee cap, again another fall from running and tripping and I had a slight crack in my skull from where my cousin accidentally hit me in the head with a baseball bat (long story short he swung, I was near him, lights out).
 

DanielBrown

Dangerzone!
Dec 3, 2010
3,838
0
0
Never broken a bone. Broke a collarbone on my sister when I was a kid though. /shame
Anyways, hope I never experience that pain.
 

Best of the 3

10001110101
Oct 9, 2010
7,083
0
41
Very nearly broke my arm when I fell off my bicycle once. Turns out it was just badly bruised. Doctors were amazed considering the damage that I'd managed to do to my skin. It was completely ripped to shred. They guess that instead of a hard impact I'd managed to drag it out, hence the no broken bone but bloody skin.

I've broken a tooth though if that counts? :D
 

MammothBlade

It's not that I LIKE you b-baka!
Oct 12, 2011
5,246
0
0
22 now and never broken a bone, but then again I'm not sure I've been in any situation which has really tested my skeleton.
 

Patrick Buck

New member
Nov 14, 2011
749
0
0
I had pretty serious surgery when I was four, and I had to have a lot of bones and stuff moved around in my hands, I assume some of them had to be broken and re-shaped to fit them in my hands properly, so I guess then.
 

Mordekaien

New member
Sep 3, 2010
820
0
0
Scythe said:
Calibanbutcher said:
During Karate training, a blackbelt broke my right forearm ...
You must have been tying it up wrong.

Thankfully I have never broken a bone. Although that probably means I'll cry like a baby if it ever happens.
You sir, can have a +1 internet from me.

Me, 23 and still nothing broken. I've fallen a lot, even from high places, yet still without a fracture.
 

Zaeseled

New member
May 17, 2011
169
0
0
My right collar bone when I was born.
My right leg's both shin bones when I was 7.
My right collar bone (second time) when I was 9.
My right arm (one of the bones) when I was 11.
After that I was like "screw it, I don't want to anymore." and haven't broken any bones after that. I'm 22 now.
 

The Funslinger

Corporate Splooge
Sep 12, 2010
6,150
0
0
I was tied to a tree at age seven and beaten with large wooden stilts.

Had some cracked ribs after that one.
 

The Goat Tsar

New member
Mar 17, 2010
224
0
0
I broke my ankle when I was 8. Spent about 6 months in a cast. I got it from falling down a flight of stairs. I told everyone it was in a soccer accident.
 

C117

New member
Aug 14, 2009
1,331
0
0
I've never broken a bone, what with me being a massive pansy and all.

I did however sprain my toe once...
 

DarkhoIlow

New member
Dec 31, 2009
2,531
0
0
I can call myself quite lucky by not breaking any bone(s) thus far at the age of 24.

I was quite "reckless" during my childhood.That was before I bumped heads with video games.
 

Bara_no_Hime

New member
Sep 15, 2010
3,646
0
0
I was 5.

Broken collar bone.

An adult tripped over me and basically crushed me. Enough to break my collar bone. An inch to the side and I'd have been dead.

Edit: Oh, and I broke a bone myself at age 10, when my foot was crushed, breaking one of my meta-tarsals and two of my toes.
 

Stryc9

Elite Member
Nov 12, 2008
1,294
0
41
Age 30 and never, though I did come pretty close once when I worked in a lumber yard that specialized in "reclaimed wood".

We were sorting a load of wood and stacking it which meant climbing on wood that wasn't banded together yet and the end of a 20 foot long 4x6 rolled off the stack and onto my ankle while the other end stayed on the stack. Pretty much the whole weight of the piece was pressing down on my foot and ankle and there was nothing under it, my foot was pinned against the stack behind the one we were working on. I managed to pull my foot out without breaking anything but it hurt like hell to walk on for the rest of the day and a couple of days after that.
 

DaWaffledude

New member
Apr 23, 2011
628
0
0
When I was 3, I think. I jumped off a bed (not a bunk bed, a regular, average-sized bed) and broke my toe.
 

Baron_Rouge

New member
Oct 30, 2009
511
0
0
I broke my leg at age 7. Green Stick fracture. I jumped off of a cliff thing onto what I thought was soft sand. Turned out the sand only went about an inch deep :/
 

Random berk

New member
Sep 1, 2010
9,636
0
0
You know, I don't think I've ever broken a bone. I might have cracked my right elbow falling on icy tarmac a few years back, it was really painful and I could barely move my arm for most of the day, but if it was cracked then I never bothered to have it checked, just bore with it for the day. It still kind of twinges when I lean on it slightly.
 

oberkid4

New member
Dec 13, 2010
31
0
0
I broke my leg jumping 2 feet onto concrete when i was 3 haven't broken anything since then.