Poll: Suit Of Meat vs Iron Man's Armor
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Is this even a choice at all unless you want to get yourself killed and no I don't mean taking the suit off!
Okay, I gave the predictable answer with the Iron Man Armor.
Is this just an excercize in absurdity, is there some clever punchline, or is the point that a surprising number of people selected the meat suit simply assuming there is some kind of trick involved.
That said logical deduction would be that since this exhibit is open to the public and people do it, the lions haven't eaten in two weeks, because that was the last time someone was stupid enough to wear the meat suit.
Speaking for myself though I have a soft spot for cats, including (or perhaps especially) large, predatory, cats. They might self destruct my suit in response but I'd consider blowing a hole in the wall with the Iron Man armor and unleash the lions on their captors in an act of poetic justice... they don't deserve to be starved and treated that way.
Is this just an excercize in absurdity, is there some clever punchline, or is the point that a surprising number of people selected the meat suit simply assuming there is some kind of trick involved.
That said logical deduction would be that since this exhibit is open to the public and people do it, the lions haven't eaten in two weeks, because that was the last time someone was stupid enough to wear the meat suit.
Speaking for myself though I have a soft spot for cats, including (or perhaps especially) large, predatory, cats. They might self destruct my suit in response but I'd consider blowing a hole in the wall with the Iron Man armor and unleash the lions on their captors in an act of poetic justice... they don't deserve to be starved and treated that way.
The meat suit is basically a death warrant, or a really dark practical joke.
The Iron Man suit comes with lasers, missiles, a propulsion system to keep me a couple of feet above the lions but still within the exhibit, and the means to play music at any moment I want.
Only one thing left to do, and that's to...
The Iron Man suit comes with lasers, missiles, a propulsion system to keep me a couple of feet above the lions but still within the exhibit, and the means to play music at any moment I want.
Only one thing left to do, and that's to...
It use to be an argument I use to give supporting the provocative clothing rape argument in my more ignorant days. I was just being silly last night and was curious to see if anyone would take the meat suit.Therumancer said:Okay, I gave the predictable answer with the Iron Man Armor.
Is this just an excercize in absurdity, is there some clever punchline, or is the point that a surprising number of people selected the meat suit simply assuming there is some kind of trick involved.
That said logical deduction would be that since this exhibit is open to the public and people do it, the lions haven't eaten in two weeks, because that was the last time someone was stupid enough to wear the meat suit.
Speaking for myself though I have a soft spot for cats, including (or perhaps especially) large, predatory, cats. They might self destruct my suit in response but I'd consider blowing a hole in the wall with the Iron Man armor and unleash the lions on their captors in an act of poetic justice... they don't deserve to be starved and treated that way.
power armor please. not cause of the lions, but cause i'll be trying to hack it so's i can keeps its
I would take the meat suit. Because I might get hungry after 2 miles of fighting off lions with my bear fucking hands.
Also, it's highly fashionable. And fashion should always be the number one priority. Always.
Also, it's highly fashionable. And fashion should always be the number one priority. Always.
When I saw that dress my first though was:General Twinkletoes said:
"What a waste of perfectly good meat"
As for the OP
Can I wear the Iron Man Suit then drape meat on it?
That way I get to survive and the poor hungry lions get something to eat.
No it's not. I once asked my friend what he'd like more, a million dollars in cash or a kick in the balls. I am proud to announce that I have asked the stupidest question of all time and I am going to defend that to the grave.Hawk of Battle said:
OT: I'd pick the meat suit if it came with a bacon tie. Everyone knows that lions are vegetarians and would be disgusted at this huge waste of meat and leave me alone.
Iron man suit. Fly the 2 miles at ground level, supersonic. Lions I impact will be turned into meat spray.