Poll: Summer Post-Mortem; Swimsuits

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SlumlordThanatos said:
What is it with people's fascination with colossal, gigantic boobs that probably weigh 100 pounds each?

There IS such a thing as "too big". Once they start looking unrealistic, the hotness factor tends to fall through the floor.
Because paraphilias. The love of large female chests is one of the most common ones around.

I'm currently working on a painting and am afraid that I accidentally made the character's chest too large...
 

Phasmal

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Glongpre said:
Phasmal said:
I don't swim, I don't really have any strong opinions on swimwear.

I don't really find it attractive on dudes, either. Unless they shave their legs, I generally just focus on how hairy their legs are. It's distracting.
So you don't like guys who wear shorts either?............it's distracting...so you have a hair fetish? That's a new one.
I am not a fan of a thing, therefore I have a fetish for the thing? Sounds fake but okay.

I'm not a fan of shorts on guys either, no.
I try not to speak about this much because it seems to upset some guys. For some reason not liking hairy legs on women is okay but not liking hairy legs on men isn't. Either hairy legs are gross or they're not, in my opinion. And I lean towards 'am not a fan'.

Don't get me wrong, I have a hairy-legged boyfriend and don't love him any less, but when I see a guy's hairy legs I'm like "Wow I forgot how hairy guys legs are".

... It's kinda like when you're talking to someone who has a giant zit on their face and you're trying not to look at it.

But once again, this is entirely my own opinion. So please, yeti-legged boys, don't be sad.
 

Glongpre

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Phasmal said:
I am not a fan of a thing, therefore I have a fetish for the thing? Sounds fake but okay.
No, I was just being sarcastic. In real life, I would have a giant smile on my face, but weirdly even then people seem to take me seriously!

I was just skewing your words, of you finding it distracting, in a sexual sense.
 

Lufia Erim

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Bikinis for women, speedos for men. i think people are too ashamed of their bodies. Unless your have 3 testicles or 3 boobies, you don't have anything no one has seen before. And people don't really go to the beach to stare at other people.
 

Death Carr

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for me, Board shorts and maybe a t-shirt depending on who I'm with/how fat I feel

as for the fairer sex, literally nothing is better than a bikini top and short shorts

For reference, heres tomo:
 
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In real life I don't go to the beach much. Too hot, too much sun, I can't swim, and am a little terrified by large bodies of water.
When I do go I don't really care about what anyone else wears. I don't really pay attention to or look at anyone. I prefer to remain as fully clothed as possible though. I feel vulnerable and uncomfortable when wearing little clothing, so I stick with regular swim trunks and a t-shirt.

Now when it comes to things like tv shows or manga or something that I'm supposed to focus on and look at, I prefer one-pieces or more modest two pieces on the ladies. I think super skimpy swimsuits just look ridiculous and I don't find them arousing or appealing at all.

As for the men in shows and shit? I don't really care what they wear since men aren't really what I'm into.
Speedos do usually make me laugh though, they look ridiculous.
 

sageoftruth

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SlumlordThanatos said:
What is it with people's fascination with colossal, gigantic boobs that probably weigh 100 pounds each?

There IS such a thing as "too big". Once they start looking unrealistic, the hotness factor tends to fall through the floor.
Yeah, I tend to feel the same way. I suppose some people might have a fetish for it though, or just a nigh infinite threshold for explicitness. I'm actually kind of jealous of the guys with bigger thresholds. They can appreciate all the super-explicit things that make me blush and frantically reach for the "close window" button.
 

sageoftruth

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I'm with Phasma in that I hardly ever swim, ever. Some very unpleasant swim lessons back in middle school taught me to swim but also taught me to dislike swimming.

I guess if I had to, it would be swim trunks, or more realistically, shorts appropriated to be swimwear, since I never actually make plans to go swimming.

As for the women, however, definitely the two-piece. If we're all agreeing to unearth our pervy sides here, then for me, I like some tease to my fanservice. Something as skimpy as a V suit leaves too much exposed and not enough hidden for the imagination to wonder about.
 

Sonmi

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I personally prefer wearing cheesy flower-patterned swimming trunks. Going swimming while wearing these trunks is pretty much the only scenario in which my pasty white legs and upper body will see the sun.

On women, Baywatch's iconic red one-piece remains the eternal classic. One-piece swimsuits in general are just better looking in my opinion.
 

Baffle

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I wear jeans to the beach, because it's November. Sometimes I put on a lovely cardie too.
 

CrimsonBlaze

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I'd personally only wear my swim trunks; anything less and I'd probably die of embarrassment.

For the ladies, similar deal: top, swim trunks, one piece or two piece.

Fairs fair; I wouldn't want women to feel obligated to show off more skin than they'd like to if I'm not willing to do the same.
 

bartholen_v1legacy

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Men: Swim shorts when going to the beach, trunks when actually swimming as exercise.

Women: One-piece swimsuit when actually swimming as exercise, V-suits when going to the beach... assuming you have the body for it... which most people don't... and it's a ridiculously impractical piece of clothing anyway... I'll just shut up now. Damn you, Dead or Alive SFM deviantart! You've warped me beyond repair!

But those images... I'm sorry, but any tits even half that size lose all sexual appeal to me just make me pity the poor woman. I can't imagine the neck and lower back pains those things must cause, let alone trying to run with them. Jesus Christ, the girl in the second photo looks like she's pleading for help! "Help me you moron! My neck's about to fucking snap!" Connie Carter is about the maximum bust size that still remains sexy to me, anything bigger just looks mismatched.