Poll: Taking a shower

[KarmaTheAlligator]

I've done a couple of things on the list once (peeing when I was about 6, and blowing my nose about 4 years back), but I certainly don't make a habit of any of them. The worst I do is spit when I get soap/shampoo in the mouth.

 

[Areani]

This is the first thread on the escapist that actually made me say "WHAT!?" out loud. People pee in the shower? Or even poop!? And how is cleaning your private and smelly areas disgusting? This just baffles me...

 

[Dragonborne88]

Ah shower, one of the best parts of the day.

I pee in the shower...and usually dance...<_< don't look at me like that.
I don't consider anything I do in the shower disgusting though.

Not at the same time right? That'd be pretty messy, I'd imagine.

 

[New Troll]

This is the first thread on the escapist that actually made me say "WHAT!?" out loud. People pee in the shower? Or even poop!? And how is cleaning your private and smelly areas disgusting? This just baffles me...

Hehe, figured there'd be some pees, though didn't expect it to lead the pack. And I figure most of those poops are just jokes. Still waiting for that serious poop response. Until I get it, I'm not believing it.

As for the cleaning private area, just put that in for the least disgusting individuals. Or those who are very squimish around this type of topic.

 

[New Troll]

I would like to know who the 35 people who shit in the shower are

So I just found out my son is one of them.

It started last week, after we took our shower I got out and was drying of, next thing I know there's turd nuggets on the floor. Seems my little boy decided to poop in the shower and then toss them out of the tub. But okay, just a one time event...

Nope. Tonight we're taking our shower and I get out and start drying off, leaving the little guy in a little longer due to him peeing, which isn't too uncommon but toddler urine is mainly just water anyways so who cares. But then I see him squating down making constipation faces. Sure enough, a big ol' candy-bar is sittin' in the tub laughing at me. Big ol' smelly candy-bar!

That little shit.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

What I do in the shower is between me and the water company.

 

[New Troll]

What I do in the shower is between me and the water company.

Actually it's probably between you and either the Atlantic or the Gulf if not already dispersed out to sea.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

What I do in the shower is between me and the water company.

Actually it's probably between you and either the Atlantic or the Gulf if not already dispersed out to sea.

Oh. I can't be sued for paternity by a fish, can I?

 

[KorLeonis]

All of those listed except crapping (not all at the same time, obviously). Seriously, who takes a dump in the shower?

 

[veloper]

I clicked peeing, but now that I think of it, I've also washed off vomit and diarrhoea in the shower. Closer to poop than pee.

This wasn't really disgusting. Taking a bath would have been disgusting. A shower has a syphon do the smell quickly washes away.

 

[Grayjack]

I pee in the shower all the time. I wouldn't do it in a shower other people use though.

 

[Wolfenbarg]

What an insightful and stimulating thread.

 

[New Troll]

What I do in the shower is between me and the water company.

Actually it's probably between you and either the Atlantic or the Gulf if not already dispersed out to sea.

Oh. I can't be sued for paternity by a fish, can I?

Afraid there might be some mermen and maids out there closely resembling you?

 

[Blindswordmaster]

What I do in the shower is between me and the water company.

Actually it's probably between you and either the Atlantic or the Gulf if not already dispersed out to sea.

Oh. I can't be sued for paternity by a fish, can I?

Afraid there might be some mermen and maids out there closely resembling you?

Worried? No. Able to afford child support? FUCK NO!

 

[SilentCom]

I make sure I'm pretty much squeaky clean everywhere. This includes my man parts.

I'm sort of surprised to see that the majority of people pee in the shower. I think it's kind of gross but sort of practical at the same time. I don't do it though just because the thought of warm yellow liquid in the shower sort of scares me.

 

[Blemontea]

spit loogies, and i mean a lot of loogies, nothing else i do compares to how many loogies are hacked in one shower session.

 

[Eldarion]

What's wrong with shower sex/masturbation? :O

A lot of prudes in here apparently.