Poll: Tank(L4D) vs. Beserker(GoW) vs. a Rhino

[Fenring]

How on Earth is the Tank winning this? The Berserker needed to be hit with orbital lasers to kill it. There were only THREE of them in the WHOLE GAME.

Exactly! You know what happens when you shot a rhino or Tank? They die. A Berserker? Not so much.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

I believe the Tank would treat the Beserker like a forklift and punch it into the rhino, killing it. Then Mr. Tank would pick up Mrs. Beserker and throw her into low orbit.

G.G.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Tank, but speaking of the beserker what ever happened to them in gears 2. You don't ever see 1, I realize that your underground alot so can't kill them. But still, you don't even see them in the background at all. Lame

Epic said that they didn't want their game revolving around that kind of thing again, same reason they got rid of the Kryll. I mean, it was already getting old at the end of Gears 1, I would have been annoyed if they were in 2.

Anyway, I have to say Berserker. I mean, it takes a laser from space to kill it. Who can beat that?

 

[Cinder Block of Oppression]

Berserk may be blind, but the other two are so loud it wouldn't matter. And considering only lasers seems to do any damage to them, I'd go for that.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

The Berserker needs a fucking space laser to be killed. The other two die from enough bullets.

 

[Devildoc]

A witch would probably own all 3 of them though.

 

[Erana]

How on Earth is the Tank winning this? The Berserker needed to be hit with orbital lasers to kill it. There were only THREE of them in the WHOLE GAME.

Exactly! You know what happens when you shot a rhino or Tank? They die. A Berserker? Not so much.

Well, the first thing I thought of was the annoying idiots in Solsthiem, so...

 

[Gmano]

The berserker is a tank, but 2x as big, 3x as angry and is a woman.

berserker, hands down.

 

[iggyus]

The berserker with would rip the tanks head off, chew off the eyes and then disembowel the rhino

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Given that it took a space borne firestorm to kill a Beserker, I'd say it is cleary the victor. The tank was tough but small arms alone would take it down. The rhino is just a big chuck of muscle and bone - much like the Beserker. Only the Beserker is bulletproof and the rhino isn't.

 

[Jsnoopy]

The berserker is a tank, but 2x as big, 3x as angry and is a woman.

berserker, hands down.

I don't think the berserker is bigger. Have you seen the tank? He's not that tall but still he's fucking huge, and constantly angry, as opposed the retarded berserker who you have to get her attention by making noise, and sometimes that doesn't even work. I was playing gear one day and I was to have it follow me through a freaking doorway to lead it to where it was supposed to break it down, but then it got stuck and just stood there looking around trying to find me + my friend while we shot it and tried to chainsaw it.



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[Ridonculous_Ninja]

I think the Tank could beat a rhino, because once the rhino gored it, the tank would pick it up and tear it to peices, the berserker would just pick up and chuck the rhino as it ran at it.
Between the tank and the berserker, hard to say, they both take huge amounts of punishment, and are both super strong. I would have to say the tank though because it could throw huge boulders at the berserker from a distance and beat it down or wear it out (supposing the berserker didn't grab them or throw them back or dodge them).

 

[iJosh]

Honestly I think the Beserker would rape.

 

[JoeKickAzz]

Honestly I think the Beserker would rape.

damn straight.

like its skin is made out of metal and a tank is still flesh.

its common sense

 

[Arionis]

Berserker.

Invincible old woman going through constant PMS.