Poll: Team Fortress 2 Classes

[Earthbound Engineer]

After discovering that a lot of escapists are fellow fans of Valve, I figured this was just about the stupidest poll I could come up with involving that particular statistic.

What Team Fortress 2 class would you be?

Personally, I would be a Pyro. No explanation could possibly exist in describing the pure awesomeness in being a big incomprehensible (guy/girl/thing/cyborg/amorphous blob) that can deal out fire, and yet be invulnerable to the flames that it utilizes. *contented sigh*

Post Script: I am fully aware of the fact that the Medic and Engineer have no correlation whatsoever, however because there are nine classes and only eight options in the poll, I had to improvise. So don't start a fucking flame war! (unless you're a Pyro)

my favourite class would have to be, ummmm THE SEARCH BUTTON
you know, because it stops things like repeat threads.

Huh, and that's supposed to be witty? It's people like you that put translucent screen covers on their monitors to prevent the possibility of looking themselves in the face while they go to forums and search for repeat threads on purpose to boast about their ability to use a keyboard just to be a flaming jackass in order to comfort their own insecurities because in reality the only people they can still converse with who don't exist on the internet or in a fantasy are their own parents who won't even look them in the face while they claim that they still love them.

 

[Lord Harrab]

http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs40/f/2009/035/a/8/TF2_Pyro_poster_by_outsiderzero.jpg

Hudda hudda hudda

 

[Geamo]

Engineer here! I like making little nests at choke points, its satisfying to have a scout double-jumping to the objective just to be knocked out of the sky by my sentry.

 

[RhusRadicans]

In real life, I would most want to be an engineer or medic. Do you have any idea how much money you could make if you could patent the stuff they use? A heal gun that cures all injuries in seconds? Infinitely supplied health/ammo sources? TELEPORTERS? Perhaps I'm thinking too literally, but having medic/engie technology would get you a lot farther in life than sophisticated means of murdering people.

 

[Jade Rotaski]

I love the Scout and Soilder classes Scout cause its fast and flaxible and Soilder cause you carry a rocket launcher and blow shit up!

 

[Katana314]

I'm best with Heavy. You rev up your gun. You shoot your gun. People die.
The thing that makes the Heavy interesting is how he deals with each class. Everyone seems to have their own counter to the Heavy; the spy's backstab, the sniper's headshot, the scout's speed, etc. Being a Heavy is knowing how to stop all of those, and trust me, when you're good at it, you'll dominate everyone. It's also the one class that can SOLIDLY counter a Pyro even at close range, which is pretty valuable in itself.

 

[Gizmo]

I'd say Pyro ain't nothing like lighting someone of fire. Or a Sniper headshots make me feel all warm inside.

 

[FightThePower]

I play as all of them except Demoman and Heavy really, and I don't mind Demoman or Heavy at that. I just prefer to play the other classes.

 

[Shapsters]

I would either be Spy or Heavy in real life, but in game I am any class that helps the team offensively,(I will occasionally go defence)

 

[Internet Kraken]

Medic

While you all jump around getting shot at, I'll stay back and fix the consequences of your stupid actions. I can be credit to team without being shot, burned, bludgeoned, or stabbed.

 

[Nightflight51]

I mostly play scout, because nothing is more rewarding than taking down a heavy with nothing but the starter bat. Nothing.

 

[sgtjawa]

Civilian.

 

[Jennacide]

Demoman and Spy, cause I like a good challenge of most classes being able to destroy me if I make a mistake.

And pyro is for W+M1 wienees. I hate Pyro with a passion, that almost no skill. The only real skill is perfecting Axtinquisher and realizing Skillburner is a crutch for gimps.

 

[ManiacEskimo]

Soldier seems to be my best class more ofthen than not. but I also enjoy Sniper, and play bit of Scout, Engineer, Pyro, and spy.

 

[quack35]

I suck at all of them

 

[Altorin]

"I'm not a crazed Gunman dad.. I'm an assassin.. Well the difference being, one is a job, and one is a mental sickness!"

Still a Heavy though.. that line is awesome though.

I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my weapon.
She weighs 150 kilograms, and fires two hundred dollar custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.
It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds. Haha!
Oh my god who touched Sasha? Alright, WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
Some people think they can outsmart me. Hrmm, maybe, maybe.. I have yet to meet one who can outsmart Bullet.
Heh, Cry some more...

no matter how many times I watch that, it's awesome.. I guess I just love my guy.

 

[Lukeydoodly]