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ShotgunShaman

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I'd say do it, but you have to
1. Get in awesome shape. Run for 30 minutes to an hour everyday, optimally. Or at least 20 minutes, 5 days a week. This is a general life tip, but would certainly help for these shenanigans.
2. Get a plan. Get an escape route, nothing will be more of a failure than running around on the roof, carefully trying to get onto the ground without falling too far, and having the entire school staff waiting underneath you because you were too slow.
3. Record it. It's pointless if we can't see it.
4. Don't have any weapons on you, toy or otherwise. Even if you weren't planning on using it, that can put you in deep shit if they find you have any stabby devices.
5. Ideally, hide your identity and have a change of clothes waiting for you behind a bush a couple blocks away. Even better than doing stupid shit like this is getting away squeaky clean.

Here's an example plan: Get awesomely fit and practicing your freerunning. During lunch, change into your costume somewhere 2 or 3 blocks away, leaving your clothes there. Ninja your way onto the roof when you know you're being filmed by friendly cameras, fuck around for a bit, get down quick and run back to your clothes (take a difficult and longer route if you're being pursued, if you lose line of sight with your pursuers for even a second, BOOK IT.) Have a friend pick you up after changing, and come back from "having lunch" as a hero of your peers, and be lavished with gifts and praise.

Then post it online.
 

Daedalus1942

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Srkkl said:
Daedalus1942 said:
Srkkl said:
Great Idea, Although Ezio's costume looks a lot better.
Blasphemy! I went on Uplay just so I could use Altair's costume. Ezio's costume sucks, and "Altair's Armour" looks even worse.
Oh please, Ezio's is way more detailed and looks a lot better, Altair's costume is more of a damn hooded dress. Also the assassin seal and throwing knives look a lot cooler on Ezio's costume. And atleas "Altair's Armour" was actually black like a real assassin should have, and it wasn't really a dress.
Ezio's is more detailed yes, but I prefer the simplicity of Altair's costume and it's not a dress, It's a robe and back then everyone wore robes or toga's. It suits Altair alot better than Ezio's outfit suits him. I'm probably a bit biased though, as even though I enjoyed ACII immensely, I still prefer the first game.
 

chinese_democracy

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Sh0ckFyre said:
You realize he's not gonna pay you and probably get a suspension or worse. People with no jobs i.e. students, will not honor any bet above $20.00 and has been proven to be a scientific fact by me.
 

Citrus

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A good Altair costume would cost around $200, so unless he's paying for it, terrible idea.
 

Talendra

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If you can free run on the schools roofs with a reasonable degree of safety, very good idea. You might get in trouble, but it will look awesome and you will have $200. If not.. possibly a bad idea, broken bones are bad.
Either way, please video tape it and show us.
 

secretshadow90

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Half of me goes "AWESOME! DO IT!" and then the logical half kicks in and says "Are you crazy!? Bad idea is bad! Repeat Bad, bad, painful idea!" I chose to listen to logic on this one.
 

tthor

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i have no idea who this Altair is,
all i know is, it is now a crime at our school to be on the roof, ever sinse the 2009class reassembled an entire car on the roof for their senior prank lol
 

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Sh0ckFyre said:
Today, I made a bet with a friend of mine. Sort of. If I come into school on Halloween (provided we have school that day) dressed up as Altair and free run on the school's roofs, he will pay me $200.

I will re-type that. $200 to masquerade as Altair on the roof of a high school.

Is this a good or bad idea?
It really matters if you are going to have the hidden blades. If yes, bad. If no, possibly bad. If you are a good free runner then it is a good idea. If you needed to look up what free running was then it is a bad idea.
 

GoldenRaz

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Two things:
Can you free run at all?
Can you get into major trouble for doing it?
If you can answer yes and no, respectively, then go on ahead.
If no and yes, respectively, it'll be quite the story/Youtube video.

It's a win/win situation, go for it!
Besides, you'll still get the money even if you fail at the free running-part, right?
 

Sketchy

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This is... possibly the best idea I've ever heard in my entire life. Don't listen to the naysayers man, do it.
 

Jekken6

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Not as safe as the guy who wanted to do the Counter Strike Musical, but still awesome. Do it if you can video it. And if you do do it, you will definitely become a legend amongst console and PC gamers alike.
 

Cowabungaa

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200 Bucks? You'll get detention, that's pretty much for sure, except if you can dodge detection like a true Assassin. But even if you get caught, I'm quite sure the detention is worth 200 bucks.

Plus you'll embarrass Ubisoft if you fail and die, and we'll have more delicious drama to watch. Yeap, go for it, you'll be a legend either way.
Daedalus1942 said:
Srkkl said:
Great Idea, Although Ezio's costume looks a lot better.
Blasphemy! I went on Uplay just so I could use Altair's costume. Ezio's costume sucks, and "Altair's Armour" looks even worse.
Cape.

That's all I'll say. Honourable mentions to boots and puffy sleeves. Though, honestly, Ezio's costume looks more...unwieldy to free-run with.
 

wikicated

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make shure you video tape and put it on youtube

youll either get hurt and laughed at or called a badass provided your costume is good

all in all i say go for it it is a good idea.
 

Carnagath

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What? Dress like Altair and run on the roof for 200$? Is that all? That friend of yours certainly has no imagination. If I were him I'd have you dress like Ezio, freerun on the roof, then climb a high chimney and scream "VAGINAS".
 

Tonimata

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Omikron009 said:
Certainly a COOL idea, but I don't know if it's a good one. If you can find a proper altair costume, then by all means, do it.
They do exist, with the whole equipment and everything...
*drools over exquisitely crafted swords*