Poll: The Art of Being A Total Jerk

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xXAsherahXx

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Dear yous guys. Do you ever sit down and actually think about ways you could be a total ass? Like give it sufficient thought on how you could make your enemies miserable or make somebody at random feel like total crap. Me? I just wing it.
 

oppp7

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Just go "Drip's got the high score. Try to beat it."

Edit: If you got that then you know that's a horrible thing to say. But it would make me an asshole.

Edit 2: And no I don't try to be an asshole.
 

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No, I've been trying to be a better person in life, so I certainly haven't had those types of thoughts cross my mind, especially to the extent you mention.
 

Dxz5roxg

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Being a dick was one of my favorite things to do. I've been cutting back a lot lately though cause at some point it's going to stop being funny and start being irritating.
 

spartan231490

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xXAsherahXx said:
Dear yous guys. Do you ever sit down and actually think about ways you could be a total ass? Like give it sufficient thought on how you could make your enemies miserable or make somebody at random feel like total crap. Me? I just wing it.
Bit of both. I wing it usually, but if someone really pisses me off, then i make plans. And they later regret pissing me off. a lot!
 

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xXAsherahXx said:
Dear yous guysfellow Escapists. Do you ever sit down and actually think about ways you could be a total ass? LikeAs in give it sufficient thought on how you could make your enemies miserable, or make somebody at random feel like total crap?
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Me? I just wing it.

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To answer your question: No.
 

Echo136

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oppp7 said:
Just go "Drip's got the high score. Try to beat it."

Edit: If you got that then you know that's a horrible thing to say. But it would make me an asshole.

Edit 2: And no I don't try to be an asshole.
Sadly I'll probably be one of the only ones here to get that reference.
 

SnootyEnglishman

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I only think of the ways i can be ass and then act that out in my fantasy world. I real life however, i am a very nice person and can make you laugh if needed.
 

Monkfish Acc.

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My good god, I could not choose the second option simply because of the pure obnoxiousness of "I's be".
So, instead, I chose the third option.
Imagine me flipping you off right now.

Anyway, no, I do not put much thought into it.
I do have to consciously try to be a jerk, though. I've been at it a few years now, but it is still so damn unnatural.
Which is pretty annoying, I guess. I really would like to be a total dick to everyone.
 

HT_Black

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Well, there was this one time I sent some guy to the ED page on furries when he asked me what that word meant.

I like to a assume that bricks were shat at some time in the future.

Which is to say, no. I don't think about ways to be a jerk-- it just comes to me, like music to a composer.
 

xXAsherahXx

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maninahat said:
xXAsherahXx said:
Timotei said:
xXAsherahXx said:
Dear yous guysfellow Escapists. Do you ever sit down and actually think about ways you could be a total ass? LikeAs in give it sufficient thought on how you could make your enemies miserable, or make somebody at random feel like total crap?
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Me? I just wing it.
To answer your question: No.
Do my intentional grammatical errors irritate you?

Ha, you fell right into his trap. You thought you were trolling him, but in fact he was trolling you!!
Good vun (German accent for one, you know how it goes)
 

LloydEsaka

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Do I think about how I could ruin everything for everyone? Yes, I've a bad habit at evaluating situations in both positive and negative directions. Do I act on my thoughts? No...not all the time...
 

Dr Snakeman

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Timotei said:
xXAsherahXx said:
Dear yous guysfellow Escapists. Do you ever sit down and actually think about ways you could be a total ass? LikeAs in give it sufficient thought on how you could make your enemies miserable, or make somebody at random feel like total crap?
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Me? I just wing it.
To answer your question: No.
You know, if you're going to be a grammar Nazi about it, at least put a comma after 'As in'. As it is, you just come off as a bit of a douche, instead of just a know-it-all.
Although, it does seem appropriate, as this thread is about intentionally being a jerk. If it was, in fact, intentional, then I'm sorry for my lack of humor in this situation.

OT: I don't usually do that, but I certainly know people who do, and I can see the appeal. However, being a dick too often is the mark of someone with low self-esteem; people who can't feel good about themselves without screwing with other people.
 

xXAsherahXx

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Ahem, allow me to point out the flaws in your logic. Sometimes screwing with others is just for fun. END

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