Poll: The Art of Being A Total Jerk

[Billion Backs]

Assholes are in the eye of the beholder.

Well, damn, it would suck to be that beholder.

Chaotic Neutral is Chaotic Neutral.

 

[link141]

Honestly, it usually just comes naturally to me.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

Being a dick is fun!

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I would, but ususally my roommate beats me to it.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Dear yous guys. Do you ever sit down and actually think about ways you could be a total ass? Like give it sufficient thought on how you could make your enemies miserable or make somebody at random feel like total crap. Me? I just wing it.

How about fuck you and your stupid ass thread!!!

YEAH!!!!!

OT: All joking aside, I don't really try to be a dick... it just happens, sometimes I don't realize it until its too late. It doesn't really bother me though, most people either really like me for it or hate me for it.... not too many in the middle ground.

 

[ShockValue]

I think about it. Don't think I could actually got through with it though. I'm horrible at being a jerk.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Ahem, allow me to point out the flaws in your logic. Sometimes screwing with others is just for fun. END

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It's called lulz. And often we do things for them

And when confronted with our shenanigans you are obligated to say "I did it for the lulz". Saying anything else is fail.

And when people chastise you and say you're just recycling old unfunny memes you must, and I mean must respond with nothing but "lolwut"
I love the seething rage, it sustains me. MWA HA HA.
*ahem*
Or you know, whatever, I don't like to be a dick or anything.

 

[Kiefer13]

Only occasionally, as a sort of hypothetical mental exercise. I'd never actually seriously consider carrying out said dickery, though. I'm a nice person really. Or at least I try to be, most of the time. I'm cynical and sarcastic a good lot of the time, but very rarely am I malevolent. When I am, it is with good reason.

 

[BrokenIcon]

I think about it quite often, but never... or at least almost never act on it. Just the thought of it is enough. Also, usually those thoughts are directed towards people who are messing with everyone elses day.

 

[Fulax]

If we don't sarcastically mock people when they do stupid things, how will they ever learn? It's a public service, really.

 

[TURBO NINJA ACE]

Dear yous guys.

Lulz, made me read it in the voice of Ali G yo. xD