Poll: The battle of Music has begun... Who do you side with?

[FieryTrainwreck]

In a cage match, heavy metal and hip-hop would stomp everything else. If you don't throw in with one of those two lots, you're volunteering to suck curb.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Rock will fight them in the sky, on the land and on the sea! Electronica and Heavy Metal will side with them to fight against the dreaded Hip-Hop, Rap and Rnb!

 

[Godhead]

Johan Hegg will smash all of your silly little skulls in for the amusement of Thor.

 

[Kavachi]

I side with Nobuo Uematsu.

Spoiler

I have no idea what kind of weapons he would fight with though.

Probably a 50 yard sword.

 

[Kair]

Can't I side with good music? There is an objective view on what good music is, you know. Taste is irrelevant in this.

 

[jultub]

Not that I particularly like them, but after Manowar gets a few rounds on the stage the world would be drenched in the blood of the enemies of metal.

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[Jezzascmezza]

Lol, is "auto-tune" now a genre?

 

[Gabanuka]

Does this answer the question?

 

[havass]

Hip Hop. I believe they have the most guns.

Everyone loves a pragmatist.
Does the genre define the weapon?
I think pianos could do alot of damage if they were used right.

I think on a list of things that kill people, guns would be higher than pianos.

OT: I FIGHT FOR THE ARMIES OF THE MIGHTY JUSTIN BIEBER. MAY THE GOD OF CHIPMUNKS AND IRRITATION GUIDE MY HAND

On a list of things that kill people, I think Bieber would rank rather high.
As such:
I SHALL JOIN YOU IN YOUR MIGHTY CAUSE.
ALL HAIL THE CHIPMUNK GOD OF MOP HAIRSTYLES

 

[johnnyjazz]

i have to say jazz, doh i have hell of a hard time makeing nuff money for a liveing, stupid rock and all your mainstrem friends stealing me moneys >=(

 

[The Pink Pansy]

Classical, because the 1812 overture is one of the few musical pieces with a part for the artillery battery.

 

[Plank of Wood]

*holds lighter in the air*

FREEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIRD!



Yes, I am that guy.

 

[Miffmoff]

I'd say Metal and Rock would form a Coalition that would be more badass than anything that could mount an opposition

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Hip-Hop and Classical Piano.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Classical Rock, with our Mop Tops and Sgt. Pepper Out Fits (cause we're Followers of Fashion), we will hide behind a Giant Wall as the Yellow Submarine Platoon bombards our enemies, and by the Sunny Afternoon, you'll have More then a Feeling about our Forces. We shall then head our Separate Ways (Possibly Worlds Apart), and I will return to Animal Farm.

 

[JRShield]

Nuf said.

 

[Daveman]

Hip Hop. I believe they have the most guns.

I disagree. Ted Nugent has more by himself than the entire Hip Hop community. Also, Rockers who have guns are actually able to aim them. (Protip: Holding it sideways doesn't work.)

You never hear about people being killed by a stray bullet when a rocker shoots someone. They all find their mark.

Yeah... you're right. Kurt Cobain didn't miss, though I still wouldn't like to be on that team.

I said "rocker", not "morose inept guitarist whose name we know because he happened to be in the same band as Dave Grohl".

Cobain was way more famous than Grohl. It pretty much launched his career being "some guy in Nirvana". And grunge is most certainly a subdivision of Rock, as shown in the spider dagram of rock.

So whatever way you see it, he's on YOUR side.

Edit: Yes, I'm also disgusted that Heavy Metal is deemed worthy of it's own side in the battle of music, this thread is clearly flawed.

 

[vento 231]

I side with country, no I'm not joking.

 

[Liam1390]

Rock and Heavy Metal, hopefully none of us will OD on drugs.