Poll: the best quote ever

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xxBabdahRaven7xx

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. ~Author Unknown. Is the best quote ever unless someone else has one better than that. If you have a quote that u made i would like to see it.
 

Marter

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My favorite quote is "You miss 100% of the shots you never take" by Wayne Gretzky.

It can be applied to so many parts of life. That's why I like it.
 

Sn1P3r M98

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Protons have mass? I didnt even know they were Catholic!~~~robot butler in Fallout 3
 

Custard_Angel

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I'll be more open to considering thinking outside the box when I see evidence of thinking going on inside the box.
-Terry Pratchett.
 

capin Rob

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"I walk through the vally in the shadow of death, and I shall have no fear, Bucase I'm the meanest mother fucker in gods cruel kingdom!" Jamie Foxx, Jarhead.
 

arsenicCatnip

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Jeepers, I have a full book of quotes that I love...

"When a boy writes off the world, it's done in sloppy, misspelled words. If a girl writes off the world, it's done in cursive." - Sage Francis

"You better take care of me, Lord; if You don't, You're gonna have me on Your hands." - Hunter S. Thompson

"Clarity of mind means clarity of passion, too; this is why a great and clear mind loves ardently and sees distinctly what it loves." - Blaise Pascal

"It is not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over again." - Edna St. Vincent Millay

"Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating. The mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running." - Bill Watterson

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." - George Carlin

"Man is a genius when he is dreaming." - Akira Kurosawa

"The times when you want to cry are when you have to try your hardest. That's why I decided I'll cry in general. Then, when I have to shed tears for a time I really want to cry, my tears would have run dry." - Jacuzzi Splot, Baccano!

"The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings - words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out." - Stephen King

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." - Lao Tzu
 

Naheal

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"...the skillful fighter puts himself into a position which makes defeat impossible, and does not miss the moment for defeating the enemy. Thus it is that in war the victorious strategist only seeks battle after the victory has been won."
?Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
 

Radeonx

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"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. I never game much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a ************ before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
-Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction
 

CoverYourHead

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"If we hit that bull's eye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate!" -Zapp Branigan.

Also, quite the unrelated poll there.
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
if you see a naked man running down the street, you run with that man, because there is some bad shit coming the other direction
 

skeliton112

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They couldnt hit a elephant (I think it is elephant) from this dis... [head shot by sniper] - Some general
 

Blueruler182

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"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you've got to watch out for, because you can never tell when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." -- Jack Sparrow.

As far as a real meaningful quote... "Pleasures are transient, honors are immortal." Not sure who said it, but I've turned it into a bit of a creed.
 

Gladion

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In b4 Forest Gump

Unfortunately my favourtie quote ever is German and impossible to translate.
Sorry, so here's something else:
Duke Nukem: Forever will be released Q4, 1999
 

Berethond

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"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love."
?Rose Walker

"People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk."
-Stephen King
 

Novania

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"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann

My physics teacher loves this one.
 

Sneaky-Pie

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Way too many.

"Courage is always greatest when blended with meekness; intellectual ability is most admired when it sparkles in the setting of modest self-distrust; and never does the human soul appear so strong as when it foregoes revenge and dares to forgive any injury."

"Not only is it extremely cruel to persecute in this brief life those who do not think the way we do, but I do not know if it might be too presumptuous to declare their eternal damnation."
- Voltaire

"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; When the government fears the people, there is liberty."
- Thomas Jefferson

"It is not necessary that whilst I live, I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should live honorably."
- Immanuel Kant

"Most people aren't worth knowing and those who are worth knowing, you don't know."

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
- Evelyn Beatrice Hall

"Live so that when your children think of fairness and integrity, they think of you."
- H. Jackson Brown Jr

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
- Edmund Burke

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong."
- Mahatma Gandhi

"We are all fallen creatures and all very hard to live with."
- C.S. Lewis

"The more we sweat in peace the less we bleed in war."
- Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit

"Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power."
- Seneca

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."
- Leonardo da Vinci