Poll: The 'Burn In Hell!' Thread!

[GooBeyond]

Planet Earth.

 

[silver wolf009]

Out of the options a lot of hot girls. But out of anything id bring hundreds of crucifixs. Why? because hell is unholy and a crucifix will kill almost anything there.

 

[Lieju]

I'd bring God with me.

 

[Sparrow]

Ozzy Osbourne. Then I would instantly befriend him.

Then, he could get me out of hell. Satan wouldn't ignore Ozzy.

 

[DarkHourPrince]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

You my friend being up an excellent point! Let's enjoy it!

 

[Count Igor]

Everyone. Every single person in the whole world.

God..I can just imagine all the old folks crowding round Satan, asking him where the toilet is, when's lunch, can you help me go to the bathroom, etc...
He'd just send everyone back up.

 

[Burningsok]

A blizzard, so if any one ever ended a convo with the saying "Yeah, when hell freezes over." they'll most likely start shitting bricks.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Holy water. Meet Satan and then BAM! Holy water in the face.

Spoiler

Game on Satan, make him bow to my dominance and let me go up to heaven, or at least back to thhe world so I can try again.

"ReRollin"

 

[ProfessorLayton]

A ladder to heaven. Or a portal gun... or something to get me the hell out of there (I'm so cool for thinking of something that clever)

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

If there are Demons, A Shotgun.
If it works for the Doom marine, a single marine with basic training, then I'm pretty sure I'll be fine.

 

[Tharwen]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to.

Because he hates everyone? God is just kind enough to give him people to torture.

 

[Woodsey]

No option for hot girls and boys for the bisexual crowd?

There's no bisexuality in hell. It's hell.

Right, because I hear God loves gays.

OT: I suppose I could spend an eternity with a load of fit girls.