Poll: The cake is a lie

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beddo

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mojojowjow2007 said:
I found a t-shirt on the web saying "the cake is a lie". my question to you is:

do you think its a bit too geeky to wear that t-shirt?
ARGH!!! Shut up about it! Most the people who talk about this haven't even completed Portal!

It's so annoying, yes it was quite funny when you played through, the writing scrawled on the wall told you that the cake is a lie. In the end you found that the promise of cake was false and you were to be burned in a furnace.

Also, shut up about the companion cube. People didn't actually care about the companion cube they just naturally don't want to follow orders.
 

Psypherus

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starrman said:
Get it and keep it in a draw, in 10 yrs time it will be retro and thus fashionable.

More importantly get one of these: http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/productshowcase_HL2HeadCrabHat!.html
Pretty cool and I'd get one if they weren't $30
 

Geo Da Sponge

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People still quote Monty Python. Is that too old?
People still quote Shakespeare, although that's overstating the importance of the joke somewhat. Is that too old?

I see no reason to stop quoting Portal.
 

OutlawV

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mojojowjow2007 said:
I found a t-shirt on the web saying "the cake is a lie". my question to you is:

do you think its a bit too geeky to wear that t-shirt?
Just say no, it's not too geeky, but everyone who has heard of it by now wishes they hadn't. Instead, get some fresher cake [ttp://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=4113]. It's still fairly geeky with an added +1 to funny, and not quite the same line everyone has heard so many times they want to hit you on sight. Probably cheaper too ;)


Dangernick42 said:
A real geek (i.e. ME!) will tell you that the cake itself is not a lie, it is the PROMISE of cake that is a lie...
You're mistaking your +10 in Nerdiness for geekdom there.

Geo Da Sponge said:
People still quote Monty Python. Is that too old?
People still quote Shakespeare, although that's overstating the importance of the joke somewhat. Is that too old?

I see no reason to stop quoting Portal.
It's not too old, but too tired. Just give it a rest and it'll be good as new; I don't hear Shakespeare or Monty Python material every single damn day. However, if you're going to quote something other than that one very tired line, be my guest =)
 

Silver

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You people just don't get it... It's "The cake is alive".

Now that you know, look me in the eye and tell me you are not afraid.
 

OutlawV

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Silver said:
You people just don't get it... It's "The cake is alive".

Now that you know, look me in the eye and tell me you are not afraid.
I'd be more afraid if you told me it was undead ;)
 

MassiveGeek

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I has a shirt with "Come to the dark side, we have cookies". Its not really geeky, I think its just like the people that got Groucho on their caps, only its funnier.
 

Locker420

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I think you should find the "geekiest" thing you can find and then wear it and dare someone to call you geeky. If they do, bust em in the lip... your geeky shirt has now been transformed into a cool shirt as follows:

"That kid with the "Pokemon Forever" shirt just BUSTED that hater in the lip. He's kind of hot!"

Just trying to highlight the point that it's you that is geeky or not geeky... not the shirt. It's cool if you decide it's cool and make it cool.

Drive your own boat.
 

Alex_P

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"The cake is a lie" is the stalest Portal-related meme. You can do better. The game has lots of other bits that are just as funny and instantly recognizable but far less over-repeated.

-- Alex
 

GloatingSwine

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The cake is not a lie at all.

The cake is right there in the ending.

You didn't get any, because you stormed off in a huff.
 

jaammiie

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But the thing is, pretty much no one realises that the cake isn't a lie. Watch ALL of the credits. You'll see.
 

xxcloud417xx

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Well no I don't think so. Because people who played Portal will likely laugh and think you're cool. And those who didn't won't get the reference and not care.
 

Xskill

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The cake is a lie, it's actually a pie!...No it's not geeky...It's just a little weird because a lot of people won't get it.
 

Trivun

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It is pretty geeky, just like any other gaming reference or internet meme. However, like those, it's geeky in a good way. A lot like Coldplay have been billed as a 'geek chic' band, but they are still great (who honestly didn't buy Viva la Vida, or listen to a friend's copy?). Geeky can sometimes be good, and the cake is a great example of this. Even though it's a lie.
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CAKE HAS STARTLED THE WITCH!
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The witch is a lie...
 

thatanimeguy

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the joke is overdone, don't get me wrong, I love Portal, but it's annoying how so many people keep saying that line when they havn't even played the game...and the other thing I have to say about the game, I didn't get into the whole, oh my god, the Companion Cube is my favorite thing ever...no, GLaDOS is my favorite thing in the game....and I can't wait until Portal 2
 

Librarian Mike

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The hardest and most important part of a joke is knowing when to just let it go. For more information on the effects of not adhering to this:

SEE: Myers, Mike -- Career of -- Post "Wayne's World".