Poll: The EU was just invaded...What would you do?

[Sgt Doom]

Probably'd get called into service by the Finnish military to defend my country. Assuming they don't just bomb the living hell out of us and actually have some interest in conquering Finland intact, we'd make then bleed for every inch of ground.

where you from buddy?

I live in Vantaa, Finland currently. Half Finnish, half English (well, in terms of genetics it's not as simple but that's how I generally see myself as)

 

[The Shade]

Yup. I think Time Travel is our best bet here.

Now that I think about it, Time Travel would solve a lot of things.

*returns to the workshop*

 

[The_ModeRazor]

This thread implies that Russians are not part of the Escapist community.
OT: Hell March music on, prepare for command & conquer!

 

[Federalist92]

I'm the guy who posted the thread on the discussion about the South Ossetian War in 2008.
It seemed popular and everyone was trying to decide how everyone else should of acted. so heres a new thread. pick and explain your reasoning.
WE'RE PUTTING YOU ON THE FRONTLINE.

I believe in 1.
An act against 2 EU member states and a potential memebr state means that the russians are serious and arnt going to back down. we must respond immediatly to make sure they dont push any further onto precious European soil.

make an option that says "Join in on the fun" please

This is Biased O.O

how? theres an option for everyone so far. your the only one thats complained. what do you believe like?

an option for everyone? I can't pick the russians in this poll now can I?

point taken.
theres now a new option of joining the russians.
ahhh
you dont happen to be Russian do you.

no but I could join them now couldn't I?

 

[Federalist92]

I'm the guy who posted the thread on the discussion about the South Ossetian War in 2008.
It seemed popular and everyone was trying to decide how everyone else should of acted. so heres a new thread. pick and explain your reasoning.
WE'RE PUTTING YOU ON THE FRONTLINE.

I believe in 1.
An act against 2 EU member states and a potential memebr state means that the russians are serious and arnt going to back down. we must respond immediatly to make sure they dont push any further onto precious European soil.

make an option that says "Join in on the fun" please

This is Biased O.O

how? theres an option for everyone so far. your the only one thats complained. what do you believe like?

an option for everyone? I can't pick the russians in this poll now can I?

point taken.
theres now a new option of joining the russians.
ahhh
you dont happen to be Russian do you.

no but I could join them now couldn't I?

point taken.
you can now join the russians.

 

[Christemo]

I'm the guy who posted the thread on the discussion about the South Ossetian War in 2008.
It seemed popular and everyone was trying to decide how everyone else should of acted. so heres a new thread. pick and explain your reasoning.
WE'RE PUTTING YOU ON THE FRONTLINE.

I believe in 1.
An act against 2 EU member states and a potential memebr state means that the russians are serious and arnt going to back down. we must respond immediatly to make sure they dont push any further onto precious European soil.

you know, the russians have the Spetsnaz? and 15000 nukes? and a millions of soldiers? they would swat away my country´s resistance like flies. they have more soldiers than our civilians.

OT: id take option 8. because they would just fire a few dozen nukes and wipe Denmark off the world map.

 

[Crimsane]

Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'd join the Russians. They need to win something occasionally too!

 

[Federalist92]

This thread implies that Russians are not part of the Escapist community.
OT: Hell March music on, prepare for command & conquer!

thats not true.
i actually love Russia and i created this thread.
im going to post that somnewhere before more people complain.
anyway.
theres an option to join the russians.
its only theoretical. its not like this is ever going to happen.

 

[Highlandheadbanger]

I'm the guy who posted the thread on the discussion about the South Ossetian War in 2008.
It seemed popular and everyone was trying to decide how everyone else should of acted. so heres a new thread. pick and explain your reasoning.
WE'RE PUTTING YOU ON THE FRONTLINE.

I believe in 1.
An act against 2 EU member states and a potential memebr state means that the russians are serious and arnt going to back down. we must respond immediatly to make sure they dont push any further onto precious European soil.

I don't support the Russians in this conflict either, but this poll is obviously highly biased and phrased to prevent true non-influenced results. Even if you have strong opinions on the issue, you can't phrase your questions like you have, that establishes pre-concieved bias towards one view or another and therefore affects the results.

 

[historybuff]

Russia: Become one with me! 8D

Poland: Like, no, your winters are lame!
Ukraine: But--younger brother--can't you leave me alone!
Finland: AH! Dammit! *summons Viking homeboys of Norway, Sweden and Denmark* Russia, remember what happened the last time you tried this shit!

England: Oh! Bloody hell!
America: Aw, what the fuck, Russia! C'mon, dude.
France: *facepalm*
Spain: NOT INVOLVED.
Germany: WE DIDN'T DO IT!

Lithuania: Poland!
Estonia: You know...we're probably next.
Latvia: *sob*

 

[Latinidiot]

Travel back in time and kill Stalin.

I vote for this

noooooo you'll unleash the japanese on us!

 

[TheLastCylon]

Let's hope Albert Einstein travels back in time and this time, he kill Stalin.

 

[Crimsane]

Russia: Become one with me! 8D

Poland: Like, no, your winters are lame!
Ukraine: But--younger brother--can't you leave me alone!
Finland: AH! Dammit! *summons Viking homeboys of Norway, Sweden and Denmark* Russia, remember what happened the last time you tried this shit!

England: Oh! Bloody hell!
America: Aw, what the fuck, Russia! C'mon, dude.
France: *facepalm*
Spain: NOT INVOLVED.
Germany: WE DIDN'T DO IT!

Lithuania: Poland!
Estonia: You know...we're probably next.
Latvia: *sob*

This is the most awesome thing I've seen all day. Granted, it's 11:33 am, so you're still in the running for being overtaken if say, a monkey steals a motorycycle and rides it down the streets of Manhattan while chainsmoking cigars, but barring that you win!

 

[JaredXE]

Kill some Ruskies

 

[Danzaivar]

Nothing. I'm fairly sure the finns would take care of it. I guess we could get some SAS to taint their water/booze supplies with testosterone and steroids, ofcourse then they might be a bigger problem then Russia.

It's a tricky situation really...

 

[SnowCold]

I don't understand, are you assuming I'm from the attacked contrys? If so then option 3, If I'm NATO/EU, than option 1, If I'm from anywhere else that is nuetral (like me) Then I got for option 10, stop giving a shit and whatch the nukes go off on the other side of the world.

 

[Federalist92]

There we go.
the whole post now has no mention of Russia as a bad guy.
I like Russia.
See my note on the first post for full details