I hate Christmas. Man, do I hate Christmas.
Christmas barges in right after my birthday, and suddenly, nobody wants to hang out with me because their obliged duties are "obtain overpriced presents for relatives that will immediately be returned; complain about holiday anyway". Christmas has an agenda against me. Christmas offends me.
Christmas should get out of the fucking way until I've hard my turn. Until I'm done, thinking it can rear its ugly head 'round here, interrupting my God damn birthday. Get Samuel Jackson up in this shit, kick Christmas's ass. *explosions*
Christmas barges in right after my birthday, and suddenly, nobody wants to hang out with me because their obliged duties are "obtain overpriced presents for relatives that will immediately be returned; complain about holiday anyway". Christmas has an agenda against me. Christmas offends me.
Christmas should get out of the fucking way until I've hard my turn. Until I'm done, thinking it can rear its ugly head 'round here, interrupting my God damn birthday. Get Samuel Jackson up in this shit, kick Christmas's ass. *explosions*