Poll: The Next Big Flu Should Be Squid Flu

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Gxas

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Starnerf said:
Gxas said:
Starnerf said:
You're in Rochester? Where at?
RIT. We talked about this before, which is why I mentioned I'm in Rochester. :)

Vaccines were free at the Health Center.
Shit, you're right. I need to keep better tabs on people :p

They were free at the health center, weren't they?

A fatal flaw in my theory. Give me a few months and I will find a good excuse to combat it.
 

Nimbus

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Gxas said:
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Gxas said:
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Gxas said:
Living in America, I seriously believe it to just be a government hoax so people will pay for vaccines.
Then how come everyone in my country was vaccinated for free?
As I cannot see what country you're from, I've no clue how to respond. Free healthcare covers fake illnesses too, correct?
Not free healthcare so much as they just decided to vaccinate the country. (Ireland)

So, what, they bought vaccines for everyone in the country, just because they could? Besides, was it even Americans the first discovered the swine flu? And even if your government did make it up, the rest of the world isn't stupid enough to just go along with it. Besides, how does the American government benefit from people getting vaccinated? If anything it would be a conspiracy on the part of the guys making the vaccine.
Maybe thats it.

Umbrella corp? Perhaps the governments of the world are taking steps to combat the virus early. Maybe swine flu was just a test sample of the virus. Doesn't seem so far fetched. Right? Right?
Bah, that's just silly. Obviously, our "scientists" are actually alien spies/TV directors feeding the various governments of the world false information to see how they react, filming the wild, mass hysteria that follows, and turning it into reality TV back on their home planet. Duh.
 

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Lol, I think Squid Flu is a good start, but what you're really missing is the big issue!
 

lenneth

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First it was mad cow disease, Bird Flu and then Swine flu.
Examine the chain of deliciousness, Beef < Chicken < Bacon, whatever is more delicious than bacon will be the next Flu victim...which probably means flu season's over permanently
 

blindthrall

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All we must do is figure out a way to make Cthulhu sneeze. The virus will kill those the tsunami doesn't.
 

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Gxas said:
I don't believe in swine flu, bird flu, mad cow, or SARS. Living in America, I seriously believe it to just be a government hoax so people will pay for vaccines.

Sad that I think this? Sure. Will I change my mind anytime soon? Not a chance.
Actually these diseases exist, and are transmittable because of the close conditions within the original hosts and the human body. Any simple biology student can tell you how these diseases mutate from the host animal, reproduce like mad and then spread through the human population. The name change but these are just common, every day, diseases we are dealing with and don't have super-disease powers.

Now... I can't say such diseases are not intentionally overblown though. What is a tiny, ridiculously small, risk suddenly becomes a 'pandemic' cause... well fear sells! You can either believe this overblown risk is spread as propaganda by the government that is catering to the pharmaceutical companies, or like myself a fear-based media that runs through a 'ratings via fear' system, but in either way it is overblown.

Swine flu was less lethal then the average human flu but it sure as hell made someone rich....

Squid flu, if even possible, would be even less lethal but, damn, with a name like that it will make a fortune!

PS: For those pointing out 'free vaccinations' I need to say what my friend will say to that: There is no such thing as a free lunch. Tax payer money went into buying those vaccinations, massive amounts of it. Given how little the threat was I can't help but say this was yet another example of corporatism. Good old US of A, where the talk about health care for the poor is to be shunned like the... pun not intended... plague. Yet any chance to throw money into the black hole that is already massive profit driven industry... well they all jump all over that idea as if the politicians are whores bought and sold by those same industries.

Which, gasp, they are!
 

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Gxas said:
I don't believe in swine flu, bird flu, mad cow, or SARS. Living in America, I seriously believe it to just be a government hoax so people will pay for vaccines.

Sad that I think this? Sure. Will I change my mind anytime soon? Not a chance.
I was under the impression you Americans pay private companies for your vaccines, that would make it a corporate hoax, no?
 

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I guess it's a pretty cool name for a flu. However, I would prefer a name that sounds so hilariously un-menacing that anyone who is afraid of it is ridiculed indefinitely. I think the Chipmunk Flu works rather nicely, but I'm up for suggestions.
 

Quaxar

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Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor said:
So would tentacles like grow out of their nose? 'Cause that would be tight!!
Wait...
http://www.testedich.de/quiz23/picture/pic_1187276670_8.jpg
It's already here!

No, this doesn't seem right... didn't he use to have a Kraken?
 

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Gxas said:
I don't believe in swine flu, bird flu, mad cow, or SARS. Living in America, I seriously believe it to just be a government hoax so people will pay for vaccines.

Sad that I think this? Sure. Will I change my mind anytime soon? Not a chance.
Wait... what did people catch, then?
 

Gxas

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PayJ567 said:
Gxas said:
Starnerf said:
Gxas said:
Starnerf said:
You're in Rochester? Where at?
RIT. We talked about this before, which is why I mentioned I'm in Rochester. :)

Vaccines were free at the Health Center.
Shit, you're right. I need to keep better tabs on people :p

They were free at the health center, weren't they?

A fatal flaw in my theory. Give me a few months and I will find a good excuse to combat it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait... You guys are from Rochester. I'm from Gravesend, unless there is a Rochester in like america or somewhere. I'm close to you two, right now...
Rochester, New York.
 

Bofus Teefus

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Pomeranian flu. You can catch it by touching the ankles of an infected person...with your mouth.
HG131 said:
I want Bat-Flu. Dananananananananananana BATFLU!
After awhile, we'd refer to it as the "HG131 strain."