Poll: The Pants Play

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Asturiel

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Pimppeter2 said:
Why would I help?

PANTS ARE THE ENEMY!

Which I have just mathematically proven by using Caps lock.

But in all seriousness, why not a Lord of the Flies Esque thing, where the people with pants become the leaders and shit goes bonkey.

So now go to my reivew!
Shit, I did say that didnt I *grumble* I was going to get around to it eventually!

*Grumble*

Also I like it, most likely thing yet.
Hail Fire 998 said:
Never seen Full Life Consequences?
I am dissapoint.
Eh I've disappointed worse.

Also anybody like to actually help? Or is everybody just going to pitch ideas, which is fine too.
 

Hippobatman

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Asturiel said:
Snipped II
Bah, your pants are nowhere as mighty as ours! We will prevail!

Paaaaaaaaants!

[sub]And good luck in the semifinals, sir. [/sub]
 

Asturiel

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Chapper said:
Bah, your pants are nowhere as mighty as ours! We will prevail!

Paaaaaaaaants!

[sub]And good luck in the semifinals, sir. [/sub]
Good luck to you too.
[sub]Our pants are still better...I feel like something is opposite...weird[/sub]
 

Lullabye

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Asturiel said:
1. Poor Jenny
2. Did he say he leaves his entire estate to us? The people of Calgary? Sweet! When can I move in!?

Umm, I'm thinking you should do a cursed pants type thing. But instead of it being something serious, it just is always 1 size too small making all the people who try them on feel fat.
 

RatRace123

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I will aid you, what do I have to do in order to lend my aid?

For ideas, you definately need a rogue pair of pants as a defector from the evil pants empire, the rogue pair shall help out the heroes with his badass take no pants attitude.
 

Asturiel

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Lullabye said:
1. Poor Jenny
2. Did he say he leaves his entire estate to us? The people of Calgary? Sweet! When can I move in!?

Umm, I'm thinking you should do a cursed pants type thing. But instead of it being something serious, it just is always 1 size too small making all the people who try them on feel fat.
The offer is revoked as of 2 minutes ago.

Also thats a decent idea, spiteful pants, but it doesn't lead anywhere is the issue.
RatRace123 said:
I will aid you, what do I have to do in order to lend my aid?

For ideas, you definately need a rogue pair of pants as a defector from the evil pants empire, the rogue pair shall help out the heroes with his badass take no pants attitude.
Help with writing, idea creating, character building, proof reading, that is the aid I seek.
 

Lim3

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How bout pants vs shorts/skirts/dresses?

Every night when the clothes store closes the leggings come alive and wage war! In a tradition thousands of years old.

Sounds a bit to much like toy story.
 

BloodyThoughts

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Asturiel said:
Snippity doo da!
Starpants!(cookie for the reference, and this is an easy one!)

You and your crew, the skirts, are out on a voyage around the galaxy! When all of a sudden, BOOM! Your ship, the Enterpants is hit with a deadly grease ray, staining it with hot, slippery, burning grease. Destroying half your ship, you save all your crew, with the sacrifice of your own life. Then soon, the 6 million dollar man gets you, and says these lines, "We can re-sow him, but I don't want to spend a lot of money!" So, over 1 year, 9 months and 27 days, you are finally rebuilt and ready for more action. Your thirst for revenge comes back to you, and you are on a long journey to find the ship hat destroyed yours, and destroy it...with chainsaws. But once you get there, they are all like "Nooo, were not letting you in, your dead!" You then reply to them saying "Well fine! Ill build my own ship, with blackjack, and hookers! In fact, screw the whole ship!

...And I have run out of ideas for that idea.
But I have lots more different ideas!
 

Asturiel

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Lim3 said:
How bout pants vs shorts/skirts/dresses?

Every night when the clothes store closes the leggings come alive and wage war! In a tradition thousands of years old.

Sounds a bit to much like toy story.
A wee bit, and I dont want everybody on stag to look ridiculous...or do I?

No I dont.
BloodyThoughts said:
Starpants!(cookie for the reference, and this is an easy one!)

You and your crew, the skirts, are out on a voyage around the galaxy! When all of a sudden, BOOM! Your ship, the Enterpants is hit with a deadly grease ray, staining it with hot, slippery, burning grease. Destroying half your ship, you save all your crew, with the sacrifice of your own life. Then soon, the 6 million dollar man gets you, and says these lines, "We can re-sow him, but I don't want to spend a lot of money!" So, over 1 year, 9 months and 27 days, you are finally rebuilt and ready for more action. Your thirst for revenge comes back to you, and you are on a long journey to find the ship hat destroyed yours, and destroy it...with chainsaws. But once you get there, they are all like "Nooo, were not letting you in, your dead!" You then reply to them saying "Well fine! Ill build my own ship, with blackjack, and hookers! In fact, screw the whole ship!

...And I have run out of ideas for that idea.
But I have lots more different ideas!
As awesome as that is I am going to have to turn that down :p
 

SnootyEnglishman

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Well there's gotta be different factions of Pants wearers fighting each other and stuff.

The Pinstriped and Suit Pants wearers are the ones in charge. The extremely tight ball crunching pants wearers are the ones fighting against the Suit Pants. The Tripp and extremely baggy pants wearers are the mercenaries waiting in the shadows for the right time to strike back to get the territory that was once theirs
 

Wayte

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this is totally cra-

*remembers that star wars parody centered around diapers*

...my associates have reminded me just what crazy is, and I throw my full support behind this.


And you HAVE to have like a regiment of Scots with kilts on their heads. And a badass soldier with like chainmail pants.


AND OMG A HEAD PANTS BOMBER! XD
 

Eggsnham

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It needs to be an epic war between pants and shorts. The legion of Jeans and Khakis have gotten in a winterized war against shorts, where the shorts are losing obviously, but midway through the shorts have developed weather control technology and plan to make the weather eternally sunny and hot so as to have the upper hand and make the pants ineffective. So the union of pants start Fiber-engineering (their version of our bio-engineering) to make an effective summer material to create a super soldier pants army. Then they (both pants and shorts) discover kevlar, and the shorts get to the untapped material first. There also needs to be a sex scene which uses the term "inside your pants" at least twice. It will be awesome.
 

Asturiel

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BloodyThoughts said:
DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TA HELL!
I is pinky?
SnootyEnglishman said:
Well there's gotta be different factions of Pants wearers fighting each other and stuff.

The Pinstriped and Suit Pants wearers are the ones in charge. The extremely tight ball crunching pants wearers are the ones fighting against the Suit Pants. The Tripp and extremely baggy pants wearers are the mercenaries waiting in the shadows for the right time to strike back to get the territory that was once theirs
Interesting. Interesting background, I might use that one.

Wayte said:
this is totally cra-

*remembers that star wars parody centered around diapers*

...my associates have reminded me just what crazy is, and I throw my full support behind this.


And you HAVE to have like a regiment of Scots with kilts on their heads. And a badass soldier with like chainmail pants.


AND OMG A HEAD PANTS BOMBER! XD
You havent seen crazy yet mother fucker. I was surprised I was able to get you out for this. Figured you were dead. Also perhaps chainmail pants would be awesome.
Eggsnham said:
It needs to be an epic war between pants and shorts. The legion of Jeans and Khakis have gotten in a winterized war against shorts, where the shorts are losing obviously, but midway through the shorts have developed weather control technology and plan to make the weather eternally sunny and hot so as to have the upper hand and make the pants ineffective. So the union of pants start Fiber-engineering (their version of our bio-engineering) to make an effective summer material to create a super soldier pants army. Then they (both pants and shorts) discover kevlar, and the shorts get to the untapped material first. There also needs to be a sex scene which uses the term "inside your pants" at least twice. It will be awesome.
Nice backstory, well thought. And likely not a sex scene, but if theyre is one Ill be sure to include that.
tellmeimaninja said:
I'd love to help with pants, but I don't see how.

I'm not quite sure I want to take my pants off for you. (TAKING OFF YOUR PANTS TO SOMEONE HAS TO BE SOME SYMBOL OF HONOR IN THE PANTS SOCIETY!)
What? You want to take your pants off? Since when do you want to honor me?
BloodyThoughts said:
Oh I got it, this is only the title:

Sims! Pants addition!
Hehehehee maybe.

Ok guys, I would like plot ideas, like characters and all that jazz. This whole back story business is fine but only going to be well, back story, refereed to and mentioned occasionally.
 

Wayte

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Asturiel said:
Wayte said:
this is totally cra-

*remembers that star wars parody centered around diapers*

...my associates have reminded me just what crazy is, and I throw my full support behind this.


And you HAVE to have like a regiment of Scots with kilts on their heads. And a badass soldier with like chainmail pants.


AND OMG A HEAD PANTS BOMBER! XD
You havent seen crazy yet mother fucker. I was surprised I was able to get you out for this. Figured you were dead. Also perhaps chainmail pants would be awesome..
Nah, just been busy as sin lately. Damn navy and their expectations...XD
 

Asturiel

the God of Pants
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Wayte said:
Nah, just been busy as sin lately. Damn navy and their expectations...XD
Just beat a bear to death with your bear hands, no pun intended. Works up here in Canada for any job.
[sub]Ok maybe a little pun[/sub]
Code Monkey said:
Alright, you have my help.
Yays I won! You is helping.

First job, make the play!