Poll: The Person you hate the most

[RandomWords]

Go over to their house and let them decide

Then choose the opposite, Muhahahahaha!

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Neither. I mean, I'm not a total monster. ...Am I?

 

[Count Igor]

surely, i have all the time in the world

Well, I guess.
But I doubt I can think of them all, they'd come back to me if I saw him.
First off, if anyone knows him, tell me, and if you like him, hit yourself. Very hard.
(He's Christian.. Err. Bennet, I think. He's in Pershore High, in year 9 I think. I don't care about giving away his details. That's how much of a man I am. Grr.)

I'll just list them, and not give reasons (Unless I feel like it)
Completed: (As far as I can remember them)

Spoiler: Reasons why Christian Benett is the spawn of the devil.

He rolls up his blazer sleeves to his elbows. OH LOOK. HE'S SO COOL. I WISH I COULD BE HIS FRIEND [HEADING=2]NO! IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT! SO STOP IT![/HEADING] (Sorry)

He has his oiled hair, swept across his forehead. IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A 90 YEAR OLD. WHO'S A DICKHEAD. AND UGLY. (I tink I'll give reasons for most actually.)

Oh, I'll post this now, and I'll put the rest on after my Tea/Dinner/Supper. There should be quite a few more. Not just 2.

Continued!

He thinks he's soooo cool with his crossed arms! Oh yes, look at him, he just doesn't care does he? STOP IT! WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU CROSSING YOUR ARMS! AND YOUR SMARMY LOOKS!
Which brings me to another point
SMARMY LOOKS! Don't look down on people! Just because you've got rolled up sleeves DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE COOL!
YOU'RE NOT!

His hunch! He always hunches over! He isn't trying to, but it just annoys the hell out of me!

The way he always hangs around in a group! Do you not have one good friend, and just have to be near people to make it look like you do?!

GAAH I HATE HIM.

Oh, and probably the worst of all; The way he just copies EVERYTHING.
He has NO imagination! Anything that works with someone else, somewhere else, whether it's a joke, a personality, a stance, ANYTHING, he just does the same AND THINKS IT WORKS.

[HEADING=1]WELL IT DOESN'T GODDAMNIT. SO TAKE THAT BULLET LIKE THE PANSY MAN YOU ARE[/HEADING]

And that, dear read, is why Christian Benett/Bennet is the spawn of the devil.

Sorry for all the anger there.

 

[Death God]

Live forever. If they died because of me, I'd still feel just a little guilty, but if they never die, that's punishment enough for me.

 

[Blue_vision]

Since this is hypothetical, eternity is a far worse punishment than death.

But if it was some evil corporate head or politician, I'd probably kill them so they can't do any more dickish damage.

 

[JLML]

Let the person die. It wouldn't help me in any way to make the person suffer an eternal life, since I'd have to risk having to stand them the rest of MY life. Also, after I'm dead it doesn't matter any more, right?

If the person dies on the other hand, they won't suffer as much, and I won't have to stand meeting them ever again. And no, I wouldn't have the problem of bad feelings for ending a life. I'm pretty cold in the way that I only care if it's someone I like.

Actually, I happen to have a person I really don't want to see ever again. He's the single most annoying thing in this universe. And he's an ass. In fact, he's lucky my Katana is a Sakabatō (i.e. the edge on the wrong side) replica and unsharpened. About as dangerous as any piece of metal, or even a Bokken (wooden sword) would be.

 

[Gudrests]

A Man in a Suit, Wearing a tie, standing in a doorway, with an offer I cant refuse...
Does it happen to be this guy?

[http://img823.imageshack.us/i/gmanb.jpg/]

I don't think there's anybody I want to die or to suffer eternally, so I guess i'm just a like-able person or something like that.

sadly i have never played any half life game (IM SORRY I USED TO BE BROKE...NOW IM NOT I WILL BUY THEM ALL SOON) but...sure he can look like that