Another tips the mods![footnote]*4[/footnote]FPLOON said:Are you happy? Are you satisfied?Twintix said:How do you think we'll get alongFPLOON said:Another one tips the mods... Another one tips the mods...JohnZ117 said:Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?Twintix said:Anf that was Don't Ban Me Now with The Escapist Users. Despite some talking during the guitar solo, this proved to be yet another successful song from yet another successful album. Pumping out songs like nobody's business, here's a sample from the new album Hot Space Bar.FPLOON said:It was my first guitar solo, alright? I secretly wanted [user]Twintix[/user], the guitar player in this band, to do it...[footnote]<url=www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM>I'm too familiar with this song, by the way...[/footnote]JohnZ117 said:Hey, you're the one that passed out. I thought it was over.[footnote]I'm not that familiar with the song.[/footnote]FPLOON said:Come now, John... Why'd you talk during the guitar solo? Plus, the song ain't over yet until the "La"s sing!JohnZ117 said:While FPLOON recovers from passing out again, gotta love his passion, and Twintix gets ready to begin the next song, I will type, that was "Don't Ban Me Now," The Escapist Users variant of Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now." Sung because, frankly this has been ridiculous, the good kind of ridiculous, but still... So, if we're ready, and the audience is still wanting moreFPLOON said:Don't ban me! Don't ban me! Don't ban me! Hey hey hey!JohnZ117 said:I'm posting through the sky, Yeah!FPLOON said:[footnote]Yeah![/footnote]I'm a CAPTCHA on my way to Quote on a collision course! I am a Space Bar that's out of control!Twintix said:Don't stop us nowFPLOON said:I'm gonna post, post, post! There's no stopping me~!JohnZ117 said:I'm a polling star leaping through the threads.FPLOON said:Tonight, We're gonna have ourselves a good time... We feel alive!Twintix said:And that was Posters Of The Universe, with everybody's favorite band The Escapist Users. In other news, their latest album sold like hotcakes, because if there's anything the population likes more than Highlander, it's the well-known Internet version Postlander, which makes The Forum Game the movie's official soundtrack. Fans are waiting in anticipation for the album in the works, which is, well, The Mod Works.FPLOON said:Twintix said:Got to pass the captcha the first time - yeahFPLOON said:Trolls say you had your day... I'm a user that will go far...Twintix said:No mod could understand, my post is in my own handJohnZ117 said:Polling and free, Got your forum in my hand.FPLOON said:Born to be Kings and Queens! Posters of the universe! Fighting and free! Got your quotes in my hand~!Twintix said:I have no haters, no man is my trollerJohnZ117 said:We've come to be be modders of you all.Twintix said:And here we are, we're the posters of the universeFPLOON said:Here we belong... Fighting to survive in a world with the mod-est powers![footnote]Heh![/footnote]JohnZ117 said:Next One!!Twintix said:And that was The Escapist Users with We Are The Users, a very popular song despite FPLOON's goof-up in recordings, or perhaps because of it. Many listeners report that the goof-up added to the character of the melody, and therefore made it one of their favorite songs on the album. Stay tuned for their next performance, promoting their newest album The Forum Game!FPLOON said:We are the users, mi amigos! *takes a shot of Option 6 vodka*Twintix said:We are the users, my friend, and we'll keep on posting 'til the endJohnZ117 said:Too early, FPLOON.FPLOON said:[footnote]And we just need to post on and on and on and on![/footnote]We are the users, mi amigo... And we'll keeping making threads til the end...Twintix said:I've taken my quotes, and my options in pollsJohnZ117 said:We are the users.Twintix said:We are the users, my friend... And we'll keep on posting 'til the end~FPLOON said:It's 1992 all over again...JohnZ117 said:The real song ain't over, FPLOON.FPLOON said:We will we will lock you! We will we will lock you![footnote]Alright![/footnote]...And that was The Escapist Users with We Will Lock You, based on their original cover We Will Quote You... Fun fact: Twintix wrote the original cover, JohnZ117 re-wrote that cover, and FPLOON didn't really do anything except talk about Option 6... This will make this their second performance and first performance without [user]geK0[/user] on drums... I hope you also enjoyed this performance and you can buy this song off their album News of the Escapist, which you can find at your local Escapist store...JohnZ117 said:FPLOON got mud on your face,Twintix said:FPLOON, you're an old user, poor user, pleading with your post count, gonna make you some threads some day!FPLOON said:We will, we will lock you![footnote]Quote it![/footnote] We will, we will lock you!JohnZ117 said:You got mods in yo' faceFPLOON said:Twintix, you're a young girl... Hard users shoutin' in the threads... Gonna take on the polls some day!Twintix said:We will, we will quote you! We will, we will quote you!FPLOON said:We got mud on our face! The big disgrace... Kickin' our options all over the place...JohnZ117 said:FPloon,you're a boy, make a big noise, playin' in the street. Think ya gonna be a big man some day!FPLOON said:geK0 said:Roger TaylorFPLOON said:Freddie MercuryTwintix said:Brian MayAnd that was Bohemian's Rhapsody of Options from the Queen cover band The Escapist Users... This 6-day performance was the highlight of the thread it was played at with Elsa herself making a cameo in the music video... Hopefully, this won't be just their first performance as well as their last, considering this cover was based on numerical options and not alphabetical options, which is a whole other song altogether under the cover title Don't Stop Me Letter Options Now... With that said, I hope you all enjoyed the performance and don't forget to buy the album A Night On The Forums which has this cover song and, quite possibly, more at your local Escapist record store...JohnZ117 said:John Deacon
You big disgrace
Bannin' your can all over the place!
Captcha, Work Ethic, what we don't have.
Big disgrace,
O.P. better put you back into your place!
p.s., We will we will lock you![footnote]Quote it![/footnote]
We will we will lock you![footnote]Everybody![/footnote]
I've paid my dues
Time after time.
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime.[footnote]maybe some crime[/footnote]
And bad mistakes... (Believe me) I've made a few... I've had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I've come through![footnote]And I need just go on and on and on and on![/footnote]
We are the users.
No time for trollers
'Cause we are the users of the forums.
You brought me topics and answers and everything that goes with it
I thank you all~
But it's been no poll of roses,
No pleasure cruise.
I consider it a challenge before the whole lot of users
And I ain't gonna lose.
We are the users, we are the users
No time for trollers, 'cause we are the users
Of the forums
And we'll keep on posting 'til the end!
We are the users! WE are the USERS!
No TIME for TROLLERS 'cause WE ARE THE USERS!!
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*FPLOON passes out afterwards*
Here we are, Born to be kings[footnote]and Queens[/footnote],
We're the posters to the universe.
Here we belong, fighting for unbanning~
I am unbannable[footnote]please, don't ban me[/footnote], I have inside me blood of kings![footnote]Yeah! Yeah![/footnote]
Take me to the future of this thread~
I'm here for your answers and I'll make my stand!
We were born to be posters of the universe!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, people post in your thread
Fly the topics and reach for the badges with my controller and post held high!
I know that people post about me, I see it every day
But I can prove you wrong, ' cause I've got sources first time
Yeah, yeah, alright, watch this poster fly~[footnote]Bring on the mods[/footnote]Posters of the universe! Polling and free!JohnZ117 said:Bring on the girls[footnote]please[/footnote]!
Here We are. Born to be kings[footnote]and Queens[/footnote].
We're the posters of the universe.
In the forums we belong. Born to be kings[footnote]ditto![/footnote],
Got the Options in my hands!
I'm here for your feedback and I'll make my stand!
We were born... to be Posters of the universe![footnote]Universe! Universe! Universe![/footnote]
(AM I FUNNY YET, GUYS?!)
And this thread is turning inside out... Yeah!
We're posting around in parody~
So don't ban us now... Don't ban us 'cause we're having a good time! Having a good time!
Like a tiger defying the laws of Escapist.
I'm a racing car posting by like Lady Godiva.
Captcha, heat up. It certainly is here.
I'm burning through this quote! Yeah!
200 replies! That's why they quote me Señor Fahrenheit!
I'm postin' at the speed of light!
I'm wanna make a supersonic user out of you!
Oh, we're having such a good time derailing this thread
Don't stop us now
We will just keep on posting 'til the thread is dead
Don't stop us now[footnote]'Cause we have fun derailing[/footnote]
Don't stop us now[footnote]'Cause we have fun derailing[/footnote]
We don't wanna stop at all~
I'm a Caps Lock key ready to reload like a Hypertext about to oh oh oh oh oh overload!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm der'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you.[footnote]maybe[/footnote]
Don't ban me! Don't ban me! Ooh ooh ooh![footnote]I'd like that![/footnote]
Don't ban me! Don't ban me! Have a good time! Good time!
Don't ban me! Don't ban me! Ooh ooh ALRIGHT!
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Ooh we're burning through the thread yeah!
Over a hundred replies!
That's why they quote us "Queen of Fahrenheit"!
Derailing at the speed of light!
I wanna make a supersonic mod out of you!
Don't ban me now!
I'm having such a good type
I'm having a ball.
Don't ban me now!
If you wanna have a good option
Just post in me a poll.
Don't ban me now![footnote]'Cause I'm having a good time![/footnote]
Don't ban me now![footnote]Yes, I'm having a good time![/footnote]
I don't want a strike at all!!![footnote]La la la la laaaa
La la la la
La la laa laa laa laaa
La la laa la la la la la laaa~ Hey!![/footnote]
John browses warily on the web
With the bedroom door shut so tight
Ain't no sound but the keyboard's click
Posts ready for the night
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the forum the trollers rip
To the sound of the beat.
And another one banned, and another one banned!
Another one tips the mod!
Hey, I'm gonna report them, too... Another one tips the mods!
Without you when you're banned?
You took me for all the threads I made
And then things didn't go as planned
How long can you appeal the strike?
On another thread, the complaints rip...
To the sound of my dislike!
There are plenty of ways that you can ban a man
And bring him to the, uhh...suspension.
You can flag him, you can taunt him
You can p.m. him bad and leave him when he's down.[footnote]maybe effective, don't care[/footnote]
