Poll: The real threat to our planet

[doggy go 7]

clearly this ignores the real problem or manbearpig; half man, half bear, half pig. They're so huge President Gore (wait, what do you mean a day of uncertainty doesn't count? i'll koiasrngorbeaighvnoirejoipvm....ahem) had to make an appeal to the nation to deal with them!

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

I'm not buying it.

If you look closely at the photo and take note of the light source and the shadows cast by the trees, you should also notice that this so called "Bearsharkigator" isn't casting any shadow itself.

I've seen enough hoaxes in my time to be 98% sure that this has been Photoshopped.

Bearsharkigators don't have shadows. This is because they are Vampires!

I'll start my preparations for the oncoming siege. I shall murder everyone I see as a means of saving them from a more agonizing death from these monstrous abominations! I will die from the beasts inevitably once I become the last man on earth, but let it be known that Baron von Blitztank fought to the bitter end!

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

FUCK.

My god. This is truly the end of times.

Part shark, part bear, part alligator, THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM.

 

[Saulkar]

Guys, guys! Please have we all forgotten the omnipresent threat of the manbearpig?!

 

[DanielBrown]

Die laughing, as I see it wooble its way towards me.

 

[loc978]

I shall create the first bearsharkigator cavalry brigade... or die trying.

 

[Carbonyl]

Guys, I think this is Ragnarok, we're doomed. Let's go down fighting like true viking warriors!

Perhaps Fenrir will distract the Bearsharkigators long enough that we will only have to battle frost giants.

Our hope:
http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg851/scaled.php?server=851&filename=fenris.jpg&res=landing

 

[Parivir]

I always imagined we'd have a Sharkotopus Apocalypse before bearsharkigators.

After all, Sharktopus has a movie, and we all know everything we see on TV is true.

See, this is a very real and very serious threat... not some clearly fake crature made out of a bear, an alligator and a shark, how would they exist? You have your shark that live entirely in water... then your cold-blooded alligator that sleeps most of the time... then your bear that sleeps for what half of the year? Oh and thanks to the back half being a sharks fin you have severely comprimised motor functions, I could out walk that thing and now I can just hide in a tree until it dehydrates.

But the Sharktopus, that shit be fierce!

Fierce yes but it is merely a predecessor to the superior Grizzly Sharktopus, Rare footage found here.

Spoiler

There is little hope for us but we must remain courageous now more than ever, for only through the bravery of us as a people, can we again see a new era of peace.

 

[TheKaduflyerSystem]

I will lead the charge and die heroically inside the maw of a Bearsharkigator so I can stab at the fleshy bits on the inside!

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIIIIIIIIIIIIZE! O'NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYLLLL!

 

[bobmus]

... best first post ever?

I for one welcome our new Bearksharkigator overlords.

Whisper: Call the Ghost Shark Hunter!
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[Tactical Pause]

-snip-

I'm not buying it.

If you look closely at the photo and take note of the light source and the shadows cast by the trees, you should also notice that this so called "Bearsharkigator" isn't casting any shadow itself.

I've seen enough hoaxes in my time to be 98% sure that this has been Photoshopped.

Bearsharkigators don't have shadows. This is because they are Vampires!

I'll start my preparations for the oncoming siege. I shall murder everyone I see as a means of saving them from a more agonizing death from these monstrous abominations! I will die from the beasts inevitably once I become the last man on earth, but let it be known that Baron von Blitztank fought to the bitter end!

It is good to know that there are those who know what to do. I beg of you, go forth and "save" every last person you see before it is too late.

 

[dalek sec]

I always imagined we'd have a Sharkotopus Apocalypse before bearsharkigators.

After all, Sharktopus has a movie, and we all know everything we see on TV is true.

Spoiler

Should I repent that I've actually watched that movie of my own free will and rather got a good couple of laughs from it? D:

OT: I'll do fighting this foul mutant.... for the Emperor! Brothers, look to your war gear!

 

[Wintermoot]

go down fighting if it bleeds we can kill it!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'm to busy trying to figure out how that thing is able to stand up. Given the position of it's legs and the fact that it only has 2, there is no way in hell that that can maintain any sort of balance.

 

[MortisLegio]

I always imagined we'd have a Sharkotopus Apocalypse before bearsharkigators.

After all, Sharktopus has a movie, and we all know everything we see on TV is true.

Spoiler

Should I repent that I've actually watched that movie of my own free will and rather got a good couple of laughs from it? D:

OT: I'll do fighting this foul mutant.... for the Emperor! Brothers, look to your war gear!

Burn the Mutant, the Alien, the Heretic...

Spoiler: WITH THIS!

OT:I do not fear such creatures. The Emperor protects.

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

Nuke it, nuke the world.