Poll: The Red Pill or the Blue Pill?

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rhyno435

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Taking both pills would be like trying to find the square root of a negative number, or dividing by 0. It would be awesome.

Both pills for me.

(The bandwagon is getting pretty full now).
 

sagonas123

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Um, neither. I don't like taking unsafe drugs handed to me by some random person!
Except for that one time...
 

Hollock

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Both YAY! and as far as the search for the truth goes I wouldnt stop at knowing kung fu, I'd have tank download cooking classes, ballet, poloneisian basket weaving, anything why not! I'd like to see smith fight someone with the grace of Barishnikov and the beatboxing skills of a master MC, in addition to knowing drunken boxing and ju jitsu.
 

ButanicXpandA

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I want to cause a blue screen of death. So I'd take both pills simultaneously and wash them down will kool-aide.
 

Godhead

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Red pill, i learn kung fu, i get to sleep with a hot chick, and theres a SHIT LOT OF GUNS!!!!! oh and i can fly :D, sounds good to me

Edit: You know if you to take both pills theres a chance you destroy the matrix and everyone dies. Which sucks but THERE WILL BE NO SUCH THING AS TWILIGHT that would be worth destroying the world.
 

Dapper Ninja

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AWC Viper said:
the blue one. who would want to wake up in a crappy world run by killer robots. seriously take the blue pill and go play videogames.
Yeah, I have to agree with you on taking the blue pill and going back to video games. Nothing beats getting really immersed in a video game world where you're a gun-toting badass martial arts expert with an awesome trenchcoat and pair of shades kicking the asses of countless henchmen of the game's robot overlords in bullet-time... Wait a second...

So yeah, red pill for me. I'd rather know the truth. It wouldn't really matter to me if my life turned out to be fake. I wouldn't be missing anything important to me.

I'd consider taking both pills, but think about it: you're not creating some critical error in the Matrix, you're just creating an error with human #6655321. The problem could easily be solved by deleting or un-plugging it. That's it. One less source of energy. You just stole a battery from the battery factory. Go you.
 

lwm3398

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Lexodus said:
As with a large majority of threads on The Escapist, this can be solved with a simple XKCD comic strip...
Freaking ninja!

But yeah, I'd eat both. Or the red, if Morpheus forced me to eat only just one.
 

MiserableOldGit

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Kiefer13 said:
You really think I'm going to take some random pill that could be anything that's just been handed to me by a guy I've never seen before in my life?

Uh, no.
I'm with you- either pill is a fast track to waking up in a tub full of ice water with several vital organs missing...
 

Godhead

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Just imagine what would happen if louis found out about the matrix
 

bigolbear

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neither.. real hackers(and some kung fu masters) drink coffee. we dont do pills.

besides every hacker worth his salt would think morpheus and his bunch of goons were government agents any way and it was all a test of some kind, the best bet would simple be to go home and sleep it off or go find that lass from earlier and see whats at the bottom of the rabit hole.
 

MrSnugglesworth

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I like the "Both" choice.



Just to see if Laurence Fishburne would get mad.



I think he'd just smile as I imploded on myself.
 

Skeleon

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Akai Shizuku said:
Skeleon said:
Akai Shizuku said:
I guess it's supposed to allude to Democrats (blue) versus Republicans (red)?
No. No, not at all. The red pill symbolized Communism, the blue American "democracy".
Huh. Both sound stupid.
Especially since Zion doesn't seem to be a Communist community, rather some senate-run militaristic Oligarchy.
 

Shycte

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JaredXE said:
Red Pill. Then I contact an Agent, rat out Zion, then get inserted back into the Matrix as a famous movie star or rock star and enjoy all the babes.

If possible, be aware I am in the Matrix while being said movie/rock star so I can bend reality to my whim.
Isn't there a guy that tries to do that in the movie?

Yeah, it went SOOOO good for him...
 

Animated Rope

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Philosophically, I'm the kind who seek wisdom and knowledge above banal things such as happiness. But in the matrix case, I'd pick the blue pill. That certain truth isn't good enough.