Poll: The Spartan ratio

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Nieroshai

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Glamorgan said:
Eh, the average spartan wouldn't be that amazing. Because for every huge daunting muscle man, there's going to be several defenseless women. Meaning the average wouldn't be too great.

I'm assuming, anyway. I don't really know much about that area of history.
Defenseless women? We're talking about a battlefield, not a village raid. I think. Also, the Spartans were hardened from early childhood to ignore pain and be skillful overall warriors. They just also happened to be VERY good at the phalanx formation. I'd say on average they were better than most soldiers in the western world at that time, if only by a little. I'd say in a fair fight the odds can range from 2-1 to 7-1 depending on individual skill on both sides in a single melee. Accidents can happen though, and someone could get in a lucky swing. In a battle though, rarely does an individual get mobbed by a huge number if they stick in formation. Spartans were masters of formation, so the frontline would simply duck behind when things got hairy. Spartans were primarily spear fighters though, so formation is a HUGE factor in odds.
 

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Bloody hell, what do they teach you kids in school?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Thermopylae
It's not fictional, OP.

I can't say for sure how many the Spartan's personally killed, but if they've got the terrain on their side then roughly one spartan to every enemy warrior killed, if the enemy don't have their own phalanx.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Leuctra

Fuck all if they're under attack by a superior unit who are all banging each other.
 

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Glamorgan said:
Eh, the average spartan wouldn't be that amazing. Because for every huge daunting muscle man, there's going to be several defenseless women. Meaning the average wouldn't be too great.

I'm assuming, anyway. I don't really know much about that area of history.
Spartan women could kick your arse as well. As I recall they were required to be proficient with javelins and bows, though I can't remember exactly.

Oh dear, double post.
 

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Depends entirely on the situation, a Spartan fighting unsupported against several opponents would be taken down easily. A spartan fighting in formation with several others against a hostile formation of equal size would probably get 2-3 kills in. The real killing is when the hoplite formation is blocked in by cliffs or other natural obstacles and the enemy has to attack head-on without phalanx units, then the spartan could easily get in 10-15 kills.
 

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8-Bit_Jack said:
Sort of like how we are all terrified of Spetznaz, but only now that they don't exist and the free flow of information from russia to america is how we average citizens know about them.

Have a good day, gents, I'm off to have swordfights
Spetznaz dont exist ? I am pretty sure they do, didnt they intervine when theose terrorists took over a school ?
Modern spetznaz training isnt the same as Soviet training. But you are right, I wasn't thinking about that. I should have differentiated.

I suppose modern spetznaz do deserve a badass sticker, after all, SWAT work in russia weather? fuck THAT noise, gentlemen
 

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*serious face*
Well, of course it depends upon circumstances. The success of the Spartans at Thermopylae was very much down to their use of terrain; something they would not always have. In a standard battle in open terrain they would probably have been outnumbered two-to-one at the very least, and however much disciplining you do you run a lot of risks like that

*non-serious face*
On average? Five to ten I'd say (discounting Thermopylae as anomalous)
 

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Glamorgan said:
Eh, the average spartan wouldn't be that amazing. Because for every huge daunting muscle man, there's going to be several defenseless women. Meaning the average wouldn't be too great.

I'm assuming, anyway. I don't really know much about that area of history.
Spartan women were just as brutal as the men. Both genders also greatly professed at raping small boys (True fact bro)
 

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Casimir_Effect said:
Sometimes they would be the elite, other times the army would be infested by nobles and the upper classes who wanted to play at being soldier.
Actually, in Sparta, the upper-class WERE the soldiers.
In Sparta, everyone was a soldier. It was required from every male citizen to begin training at 8 and to then serve in the army.
 

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this isnt my name said:
8-Bit_Jack said:
Sort of like how we are all terrified of Spetznaz, but only now that they don't exist and the free flow of information from russia to america is how we average citizens know about them.

Have a good day, gents, I'm off to have swordfights
Spetznaz dont exist ? I am pretty sure they do, didnt they intervine when theose terrorists took over a school ?
They did, and screwed up horribly and got a bunch of hostages killed (many due to the attempted use of gas to subdue the militants that only killed the hostages that were on the floor while the terrorists were standing up) and Spetsnaz suffered causalities in the process.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis
 

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The Spartans selectively bred themselves out of existence; couldn't have been THAT badass.
 

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RAMBO22 said:
rokkolpo said:
1-5

When you say average, I'm inclined to think on their own.
And they would be shit on their own.
This.

A Spartan warrior was a very talented individual warrior, indeed, but where a Spartan warrior (and all Greek warriors of the classical world, for that matter) thrived was in position, shield in left hand, spear in right hand and ready to strike among his fellow citizenry in the ranks of the phalanx.

If one is forced to face a Spartan phalanx at it's face, he's going to lose....badly and fairly quickly.

The superior training, composure, and cohesiveness of a Spartan phalanx (they began training at 'effin five years old!) ensured that an enemy charging a Spartan phalanx face up would lose.
i agree if all these men were attacking the spartan at once i would say he would be lucky to get even 5 down. Now if these were say a series of 1v1 enconters that were just consecutive id probily go more like 50 do to the fact that a spartan is a very highly trained solder trained to kill quickly and efficently.
 

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AmrasCalmacil said:
Glamorgan said:
Eh, the average spartan wouldn't be that amazing. Because for every huge daunting muscle man, there's going to be several defenseless women. Meaning the average wouldn't be too great.

I'm assuming, anyway. I don't really know much about that area of history.
Spartan women could kick your arse as well. As I recall they were required to be proficient with javelins and bows, though I can't remember exactly.

Oh dear, double post.
That only goes for the Spartiates, which is the nobility of Lacedaemonia(the actual name of the city state, Sparta is just the capital). The Perioeci and Helots didn't get combat training and the latter were banned from it totally.

Their actual army was small and they could only ever commit a small portion of it to anything because they needed the rest to keep Laconia and Messenia from revolting. On top of that, they're aggressively propagandist and pretend that they're far better then they actually were, mainly to prevent the other 95% of their population from rising up against them.

The Laconic version of the first battle of Thermopylae was:
"300 of us vs a million of them and the bastards only won by cheating, while all those lazy fucks from the other city states sat back and watched"
The Attican(Athens) account went:
"We had 7000 guys camped in the mountains ready for a fighting retreat to delay their 80.000 so our fleet could wtfpwn them at Salamis, then some boneheads decided to block off one tiny pass way ahead of the main army and predictably got slaughtered when the Persians simply walked around them"
 

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The Spartans, as others have said, were more effective as a group.

BUT: They lived crazy fucking lives. They were more afraid of dishonour than death (a huge advantage), they grew up their entire lives as soldiers, and as a right of passage (as a young kid) they would live outside and steal their food. If they got caught, they got beaten. If they didn't get caught, it was assumed by the Spartan victims that they were worthy of their food. To reach manhood, they had to run through a group of people armed with whips to grab a wheel of cheese and run back. Full on fucking bullwhips. The kind that rip through your skin. Now imagine a group of full grown men armed with those, trying to whip a 12 year old to death. Crazy mother fuckers.

So I reckon their discipline, fearlessness and general hardness (like fucking concrete) would net them a positive ratio.
 

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Angerwing said:
The Spartans, as others have said, were more effective as a group.

BUT: They lived crazy fucking lives. They were more afraid of dishonour than death (a huge advantage), they grew up their entire lives as soldiers, and as a right of passage (as a young kid) they would live outside and steal their food. If they got caught, they got beaten. If they didn't get caught, it was assumed by the Spartan victims that they were worthy of their food. To reach manhood, they had to run through a group of people armed with whips to grab a wheel of cheese and run back. Full on fucking bullwhips. The kind that rip through your skin. Now imagine a group of full grown men armed with those, trying to whip a 12 year old to death. Crazy mother fuckers.

So I reckon their discipline, fearlessness and general hardness (like fucking concrete) would net them a positive ratio.
Spartiates=/=Spartans.
The first is the nobility/warrior class that everybody is gay for. The second is the collective name for anybody who lived in their territory, which was about 1:20 or 1:30 spartiates:everything else.

In addition to that, you are confusing training methods from different time periods.

I's like saying every WWII German was a Panzer Ace teutonic knight that fought in the name of Odin.
 

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AmrasCalmacil said:
Bloody hell, what do they teach you kids in school?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Thermopylae
It's not fictional, OP.

I can't say for sure how many the Spartan's personally killed, but if they've got the terrain on their side then roughly one spartan to every enemy warrior killed, if the enemy don't have their own phalanx.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Leuctra

Fuck all if they're under attack by a superior unit who are all banging each other.
Weren't there also 700 slaves and vassals at Thermopylae too, or am I just confused?

Anyway, it really depends who they're fighting. Any modern army would almost certaintly screw them sideways (not literally, they'd probably enjoy that). Any amount of ancient Greek badassery won't beat guns, or bombs, or planes, or tanks, or grenades...

So, bunch of insane, inbred, well trained Spartan soldiers against a fully equipped bunch of marines? I'd say they're fucked. They wouldn't even get near them.

I have a feeling that they've been hyped up a lot, like katanas or Roman legions.
maddawg IAJI said:
Realitycrash said:
Casimir_Effect said:
Sometimes they would be the elite, other times the army would be infested by nobles and the upper classes who wanted to play at being soldier.
Actually, in Sparta, the upper-class WERE the soldiers.
In Sparta, everyone was a soldier. It was required from every male citizen to begin training at 8 and to then serve in the army.
That's true, but not everyone in Sparta was a citizen (like Helots, for example).
 

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Considering the number of times they were actually, historically pwnd, I'm going to say fairly close to one.
 

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Xerxes, before the battle of Thermopylae asked this same question to a Greek defector. The defector said that one to one, a Spartan was little better than any other Greek soldier. In a group, however, they were worth several times their number. It was their discipline and unit cohesion that was their strength, not individual ability.
Quite so, believe that was Demeratus (given the Satrapy of Pergamon, I think, since he was one of the former Duarchs of Sparta...)

8-Bit_Jack said:
EVERYONE kicked their ass.

Sparta had a long history of picking fights they weren't gonna win.

Take Thermopylae, that most famous of battles. The reason that around 300 spartans were there against an entire army was that THEY COULDN'T SPARE ANYONE ELSE. Sparta was a state maintaining itself through slave labor and the reason they lived in such a heavy military state is to prevent slave uprising. 300 was all they could offer the war effort, and when they lost at Thermopylae (the only accurate part in 300), sparta pulled out of the war with persia entirely and let the significantly less gay "boy-lovers" of Athens and all the other city-states fight the persian army themselves. And they won.
Uh, that begs the question, why were the Spartans so feared as a military force in the first place if they kept losing?

And you've got things mixed up there: the first invasion resulted in Marathon that the Spartans missed because they were dealing with the Carneia (religious festival) which they wouldn't cancel for anything. Thermopylae was the second invasion and again, more Spartans weren't committed for religious reasons. And if they 'pulled out of the war with persia entirely', then who the fuck fought at Plataea (approx. 5000 Spartiates accompanied by 10000 Laconian allies plus 25000 Hellenic allies) and Mycale (approx. 2000 Spartan marines led by Leotychides, who, I might add, was Leonidas' co-king)?!?! (note distinction between Spartiate and Spartan...)

warprincenataku said:
They say samurai could kill ten men and that ninjas could kill ten samurai. So a Spartan, in my opinion is at least as good as a Samurai.
Poor context there, mate. Single combat, Samurai will kick shit loads of Spartans. Set-piece battles, a four-deep phalanx of Spartans could fight (and kill) Samurai all day long without charging. Ninjas aren't military, so won't comment about that.

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Didnt some other Greeks kick thier ass, began with a T or something.

So yeah depends who they fight.
The Thebans at Leuctra (371BC), first recorded case of en echelon/refused flank tactics. Sacred Band absolutely mullered the Spartiate hoplites present (helped by 40 ranks of pushing behind them).

Anyway, the poll was a bit weird... what's with the option 'only Persians could kill Spartans'? B-fucking-S, they couldn't kill *any* Greek, pretty much. Case in point, after the whole Darius epic fail in the first invasion of Greece, a lot of Persian armies were composed of hoplite mercenaries (prime example: Battle of Cunaxa, go look it up). Hell, when Alexander first fought the Persians at Granicus, all the Persians buggered off halfway through the battle because they were getting their asses handed to them, leaving the Greek mercenaries to slug it out.

Still, it does depend on who they fight. Battle of Mantinea (the first one 418BC), Spartans on the right, whacked the Athenians, perfect discipline allowed them to roll up the centre and win the battle even though their own left flank was messed up. Therefore, Spartans are superior in terms of discipline and will always win in an equal-depth hoplite-hoplite fight.

However, take Battle of Lechaeum, 600 Spartiate hoplites vs 1000ish peltasts led by Iphicrates. The Athenians win by using hit-and-run tactics and hand the Spartans their butts on their own shields. Thureophoroi were probably the best troops to deal with hoplites, and it worked here too.

With regard to Spartan vs Macedonian (i.e. doru/dory vs sarissa), we'll never know, for all the conjecture. Greek uprising just before Alexander gallivants off to Turkey. He sends ultimatums to all the Greek cities and to Sparta saying words to the effect that if we come along, we'll fuck up all your shit, to which the ephors reply saying 'if'(!) So, Alexander takes out all the other Greek cities, but when he reaches Sparta, simply turns around and walks home. Thus, he must have had the impression that while Sparta could be conquered, it was just not worth the effort, even though by this time, there can't have been more than a couple thousand male Spartiates and a total of zero imperial aspirations, they still gave military leaders pause for thought.

Whew... long post. Sorry. In short: COMBINED ARMS wins every time

EDIT: for the record, according to Herodotus, numbers at Thermopylae:

Peloponnesians: 300 Spartiates, 700 Laconians, 1000 helots, 500 Tegeans, 500 Mantineans, 400 Corinthians, 1200 Arcadians, 300 other hoplites

Other Greeks: 700 Thespians, 400 Thebans, 1000 Phocians, 800 Locrians

vs (modern estimate) 150000 Persians

Go do the maths
 

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Asehujiko said:
Angerwing said:
The Spartans, as others have said, were more effective as a group.

BUT: They lived crazy fucking lives. They were more afraid of dishonour than death (a huge advantage), they grew up their entire lives as soldiers, and as a right of passage (as a young kid) they would live outside and steal their food. If they got caught, they got beaten. If they didn't get caught, it was assumed by the Spartan victims that they were worthy of their food. To reach manhood, they had to run through a group of people armed with whips to grab a wheel of cheese and run back. Full on fucking bullwhips. The kind that rip through your skin. Now imagine a group of full grown men armed with those, trying to whip a 12 year old to death. Crazy mother fuckers.

So I reckon their discipline, fearlessness and general hardness (like fucking concrete) would net them a positive ratio.
Spartiates=/=Spartans.
The first is the nobility/warrior class that everybody is gay for. The second is the collective name for anybody who lived in their territory, which was about 1:20 or 1:30 spartiates:everything else.

In addition to that, you are confusing training methods from different time periods.

I's like saying every WWII German was a Panzer Ace teutonic knight that fought in the name of Odin.
I was using the term Spartan in the commonly accepted use of the word in the context of this thread. You know, the thread specifically mentioning them as Spartans. You also seem to be overlooking the helots. The slave class that isn't included in the term Spartan (perhaps Lacedaemonian would be a more appropriate term?) but resided within their territories.

And I was under the (admittedly, mistaken) impression that the cheese wheel thing was included in the infamous agoge. It's been a long time since I studied it, so I melded those together. My bad.

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