Poll: The Tooth Fairy?

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Disaster Button

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So I was just wondering if, when you have kids if you don't already, you would tell them the story of the Tooth Fairy. Would you tell them the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus and all those guys, were real so they could have fun with the make believe or whether you just wouldn't care and not tell them. Or even maybe you go around telling all the kids that the tooth fairy isn't real because you enjoy crushing their childish fantasies?

And while we're here, when woudl you tell them they're not real, if you could?

Edit: Totally screwed over the poll..
 

The Salty Vulcan

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There kids. I think there entitled to some small measure of fantasy. Besides they'll most probably figure it out themselves
 

Mozared

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Disaster Button said:
Edit: Totally screwed over the poll..
Yup! You totally screwed over your poll with that edit =P

Anyway, I'm not sure. I'd probably keep them innocent believers for a bit until they find out themselves.
 

Srkkl

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I don't think I would leave my kids out because they are going to hear it from their friends anyway might as well tell them.
 

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I dont think I would, it was a bit of a disappointment when my mom told me they weren't real. It seemed to take some of the enjoyment out of it when you know your family goes into debt buying you presents, instead of a magic mans elves making everything.

The thing I never got was how my mom stuck money under my pillow without waking me up...she must be a ninja.
 

quiet_samurai

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I think if a person teaches their child nothing but logic and fact they are a horrible and cold person and do not deserve to have children. The best part about being a kid is that you don't know a damn thing and most of your explanations for things are incredible.
 

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quiet_samurai said:
I think if a person teaches their child nothing but logic and fact they are a horrible and cold person and do not deserve to have children. The best part about being a kid is that you don't know a damn thing and most of your explanations for things are incredible.
exactly!
 

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I'd be like what my dad did, completely fuck up the story of santa claus in a twisted, yet hilarious, way.

We had a good laugh over it when I grew up, and I turned out alright, so why not?
 

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Fanusc101 said:
I'd be like what my dad did, completely fuck up the story of santa claus in a twisted, yet hilarious, way.

We had a good laugh over it when I grew up, and I turned out alright, so why not?
what was the story?
 

Kiutu

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I don't really know, but even if I don't, they will be neck deep in games, so I have no intention on letting their imaginations die. I want my kids to love TES as much as I do. (If they dont, I will still love them though)
But yeah, I want to have a family of gamers. Will make spending time together much easier.
 

Lord Beautiful

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I'd probably tell them the stories, mainly because most little kids don't understand being good for the sake of being good. They do, however, believe in mysticism and understand bribery, and a combination thereof gets them on track.
 

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Quantum Roberts said:
Fanusc101 said:
I'd be like what my dad did, completely fuck up the story of santa claus in a twisted, yet hilarious, way.

We had a good laugh over it when I grew up, and I turned out alright, so why not?
what was the story?
Well, according to my dad, Santa Claus was totalitarian dictator (think Big Brother) who controlled the majority of the North Pole, with the exception of a small section near the edge of the Arctic Circle near Alaska, where a group of freedom fighters composed of elves and humans held their base of operations. The freedom fighters constantly raided the capital of the North Pole, Arctica, to try and steal weapons from Santa's infamous armory (commonly know as the place where the elves make the toys). My dad told me that Santa doesn't actually give you the toys, it's the freedom fighter elves who think they are giving us weapons to rise up against Santa's oppressing regime.

I was first told this story when I was four.
 

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Fanusc101 said:
Quantum Roberts said:
Fanusc101 said:
I'd be like what my dad did, completely fuck up the story of santa claus in a twisted, yet hilarious, way.

We had a good laugh over it when I grew up, and I turned out alright, so why not?
what was the story?
Well, according to my dad, Santa Claus was totalitarian dictator (think Big Brother) who controlled the majority of the North Pole, with the exception of a small section near the edge of the Arctic Circle near Alaska, where a group of freedom fighters composed of elves and humans held their base of operations. The freedom fighters constantly raided the capital of the North Pole, Arctica, to try and steal weapons from Santa's infamous armory (commonly know as the place where the elves make the toys). My dad told me that Santa doesn't actually give you the toys, it's the freedom fighter elves who think they are giving us weapons to rise up against Santa's oppressing regime.

I was first told this story when I was four.

Haha thats awesome!
 

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Quantum Roberts said:
Fanusc101 said:
Quantum Roberts said:
Fanusc101 said:
I'd be like what my dad did, completely fuck up the story of santa claus in a twisted, yet hilarious, way.

We had a good laugh over it when I grew up, and I turned out alright, so why not?
what was the story?
Well, according to my dad, Santa Claus was totalitarian dictator (think Big Brother) who controlled the majority of the North Pole, with the exception of a small section near the edge of the Arctic Circle near Alaska, where a group of freedom fighters composed of elves and humans held their base of operations. The freedom fighters constantly raided the capital of the North Pole, Arctica, to try and steal weapons from Santa's infamous armory (commonly know as the place where the elves make the toys). My dad told me that Santa doesn't actually give you the toys, it's the freedom fighter elves who think they are giving us weapons to rise up against Santa's oppressing regime.

I was first told this story when I was four.

Haha thats awesome!
seconded.