Poll: The Ultimate Question

[Paragon Fury]

So, I'm going to ask it. The one question has plagued mankind for ages. A question so vital, so earthshaking the Escapist may not survive it. Wars have been fought, people have died over this debate. Gods have wept and cursed each other for their creation's power. Great countries have been brought low by them.

That question, a seemingly innocent question, is a simple one Escapist viewers. That question is....


Which is superior?

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BOOBS

OR

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BOOTY

Arm yourselves, and let the debate begin!

 

[Zhukov]

Upon seeing this thread title and OP's name, my very first thought was, "I bet the answer to his ultimate question is "anime boobs"."

So I guess I was half right.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

I'm actually more of a toned leg guy myself. Also eyes. Love me some beautiful eyes.

Also don't plan on this thread remaining open for long. Vulgarity, flame wars and off-topic posts are sure to come.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Upon seeing this thread title and OP's name, my very first thought was, "I bet the answer to his ultimate question is "anime boobs"."

So I guess I was half right.

It had been too long. Now we just need Phasmal to come in here with an exasperated sigh and "Tsk Tsk" me and it'll be complete.

I'm actually more of a toned leg guy myself. Also eyes. Love me some beautiful eyes.

Also don't plan on this thread remaining open for long. Vulgarity, flame wars and off-topic posts are sure to come.

Come now. I'm sure we can kill each other over this topic like civil, polite people.

 

[Elfgore]

I'm a tit man myself, though exceptions exist. Huh... that was short. Like really short. Guess I could explain why I like 'em? Which upon further thought, I realize I have no answer. Just do I guess. I honestly don't tend to pay much attention to butts, so boobs kinda win by default.

 

[The Lunatic]

I guess I'd go for butts.

I like guys, so, boobs tend to be on girls, thus, butts are an equal opportunity attractor.

 

[spartenX]

....this is a lot harder to answer than it should be.

 

[DocJ]

I was once asked this question by a female friend, and upon receiving my answer she went, "Why does everyone always pick the butt?" I just said "I dunno but my reason is because I'm bi." To which she shrugged and nodded. SO yeah. Butts.

 

[Asclepion]

Peasants! You argue boobs and butts, when a girl's feet and legs move with tidal power?

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[Risingblade]

I'm gonna go with legs, since le gf has such a nice pair of them.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Dandy answer would be booty-

However I am not Dandy as I go for boobies (yes I'm a pig).

 

[Eddie the head]

Am I the only one who's curious about the context of the second gif? Anyway butts over tits any day, but whatever I'm weird.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Does the tail come with it?

Large breasts tend to unbalance things, but a flexible tail improves balance.

 

[Silence]

Bewbs, but that's not the only thing that can be erotic. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

The correct answer is "stonking great tits".

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I wonder sometimes if this question gets responses like Jim Sterling's example of coffee

Not exact words, "When asked what kind of coffee people will prefer, they'll choose the rich dark roast because it sounds better, but in reality they all go for the weak shit loaded with creme and sugar"

Though butts are more inclusive of different genders, unless you wanted to change the poll to say boobs/pecks

 

[Zhukov]

I wonder sometimes if this question gets responses like Jim Sterling's example of coffee

Not exact words, "When asked what kind of coffee people will prefer, they'll choose the rich dark roast because it sounds better, but in reality they all go for the weak shit loaded with creme and sugar"

But which is the one that 'sounds better' in this case?