Poll: The world's most relevant question ever

[Dapper Ninja]

No logic this time, because it doesn't apply to zombies or vampires:

Okay, and crabs:
Live under the sea
More numerous than either side
Pincers of doom
Can breed to make more of themselves

Ability to scuttle
Amazing feats of bubble blowing
Live in the ocean
Actually exist

Pfft, vampires don't need to exist to kill all of the crabs.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I can honestly say that this has been endless fun, perhaps one day I will continue this argument but for now I say it's impossible to win for either side

Especially since it has already been won by the crabs.

*Initiates the scuttle dance of victory*

Pfft, vampires don't need to exist to kill all of the crabs.

Have you ever wondered why it is that zombies and vampires don't exist?
It's because the crabs killed and ate all of them.

 

[Jamanticus]

I can honestly say that this has been endless fun, perhaps one day I will continue this argument but for now I say it's impossible to win for either side

Especially since it has already been won by the crabs.

*Initiates the scuttle dance of victory*

Yes, Iron Ninja, I can safely say that the crabs win, especially since (ZHU) Michael wants to inject so much troublesome logic into everything.

Mind if I join you?

*Initiates a specialized chaotic fractal crab dance to celebrate the victory*

 

[Captain Wes]

*dances for the hell of it*
and with that i bid you good night

 

[Janus Vesta]

No logic this time, because it doesn't apply to zombies or vampires:

I've said why we need basic logic numerous times, this is impossible to end so i'm officially stopping. I'll never back down and neither will the vampire people so i'm just going to drink and be merry for the rest of the night.
I truly thank everyone for the wonderful arguments, I can honestly say that this has been endless fun, perhaps one day I will continue this argument but for now I say it's impossible to win for either side

Have fun. Drink one for me.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

but for now I say it's impossible to win for either side

And I say it is possible and we must continue arguing and if you don't, you admit that vampires win (ass-pull logic still in effect (you never admitted the argument you made that spawned it was illogical))

 

[SnarkyAI]

Both Zombies and vampires are dead so it's kinda Moot.

That and they both seem to have a craving for humans.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

*Initiates the scuttle dance of victory*

Crabs really aren't that great, toddlers could easily defeat them.

[color=Taxi driver] Have you not seen my picture earlier? Just try and explain how that todler could possibly win. [/color]
(evidently this is apparently the color known as "Taxi Driver"

 

[The Iron Ninja]

*Initiates the scuttle dance of victory*

Crabs really aren't that great, toddlers could easily defeat them.

[color=Taxi driver] Have you not seen my picture earlier? Just try and explain how that todler could possibly win. [/color]
(evidently this is apparently the color known as "Taxi Driver"

You're looking at it wrong, the crab isn't big the person is really small.
Crabs are weak!

It's all a matter of perspective Taxi driver, to the crab it may seem like the person is really small, but in reality it is the crab that is big.

[color=The Iron Ninja] Well it's a todler, of course he's really small. [/color] ("Iron Ninja" is apparently the colour of blood)

 

[gigastrike]

Don't vampires have the power to control the undead as their minions or something? I think I remember hearing that.

 

[Janus Vesta]

Don't vampires have the power to control the undead as their minions or something? I think I remember hearing that.

But they have to raise those undead themselves. Undead which already exist are immune to a vampire's power.

 

[Noamuth]

Don't vampires have the power to control the undead as their minions or something? I think I remember hearing that.

Oh dear Lord..

 

[Dapper Ninja]

Okay, it looks like vampires win unless/until we restart the argument. Hopefully, the discussion will continue eventually. I like arguing over pointless hypothetical situations. But until then, my lack of vampirism means I must sleep.

 

[Janus Vesta]

I always thought there should be a movie where if you as a normal human eat a zombie's brains you turn into a vampire, and that the zombies don't attack the vampires because they aren't alive.

What?

And zombies attack threats and humans, seeing as vampires look, act like and can transform into humans I'm sure the zombies would attack. And vampires would start it to stop the devistation of their food supply.

 

[Janus Vesta]

Don't vampires have the power to control the undead as their minions or something? I think I remember hearing that.

But they have to raise those undead themselves. Undead which already exist are immune to a vampire's power.

Wait.. no. It's not undead it's animals. They have some control over the animal they dransform into.

 

[Limos]

Vampires and Zombies are destroyed the countless horde of the Crab People as they swarm up from their watery fortresses and sheer off undead heads with their pincers of doom. They cannot be hit as they are always strafing and no matter how many you kill the crabs in the ocean will always produce more. Once the zombies and vamps have eaten all the remaining humans their numbers are limited and they will eventually lose to the Crab.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

It looks like there's still some discussion going on. Is the argument returning? I'm fine with ignoring my necessity to sleep if it means more vampires vs. zombies.

 

[Jamanticus]

It looks like there's still some discussion going on. Is the argument returning? I'm fine with ignoring my necessity to sleep if it means more vampires vs. zombies.

Alright, an argument restartification (I'm looking forward to this!).

Now, considering the powers, abilities, and limitations of popular vampires and zombies, which undead would emerge the victor in a large-scale confrontation between the two aforementioned races?

Here is a list that I have composed of said abilities:

Vampires:
supernatural strength
supernatural speed
some can fly (the true vampires who are born as vampires)
very intelligent
good sense of self-preservation, so one will flee if it sees the need to
can't go out in the daytime
can regenerate wounds
need blood to be at their peak (and regenerate wounds faster)

Zombies:
can't be killed except by severely damaging the brain
come after prey in swarms
are more numerous than the vampires
can infect normal humans and turn them into zombies
don't feel pain
unnaturally strong
relentless and will never back down
slow-moving
have very simple minds

Anything you want to add or remove before we begin the debate?