Poll: The Worst Person To meet in a Dark Alley

[SilentCom]

Zombies: Unless they are the fast and hard to kill kind, I wouldn't worry about them too much.
Angry Ex: Not possible as I have never been in a relationship.
Mafia: They'll kill you brutally and even if they don't, you'll have the mafia after you until you're dead...
Lady Gaga: Worst that can happen is that she starts singing. I would just have to tell her to shut her mouth.

It would have to be the mafia hands down seeing that they are an organized crime group that would ensure a painful death.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Lady Gaga, give me zombie brain munchers any day.

 

[M Rotter]

Cthullu
An Alien
Rorschach
Mel Gibson

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

the angry, batshit crazy ex. The end result of that would be blood, and a lot of it

 

[BlumiereBleck]

A roaming gang of Tom Brokaw's

 

[Android2137]

No no no...

BATMAN is the worst person to meet in a dark alley.

...That's what I was going to say!

Seriously, if you meet Batman, it's likely because you did something very very wrong.

 

[lacktheknack]

But lady gaga will make a dress out of you and wear your ass as a hat

BUT YOU'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD!

In all seriousness, zombies. Because I get freaked out really easily.

 

[The Night Shade]

Get It?

 

[Tsuki Akechi]

I would say on the list, the mob. But off would have to be the grapist. (as seen on the whitest kids you know)

 

[sluggyfreelancer]

Batman.

Only if you're the Joker though.

 

[KatChampagne]

Lady Gaga would be utterly terrifying. At least with the others I know what's gonna happen.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

It depends on how strong the zombies are...

Gaga dies in one bullet, not sure about the zombies...

 

[Aj Byrne]

Screw That! My Pre-Calc teacher when she didn't get her hair and makeup done

 

[Biodeamon]

I'd say Alex Mercer. they won't find any, and i mean any, remains....

 

[Chromanin]

Out of those options? Lady Gaga. No contest. Seeing her on television is bad enough. If I saw her in person, I'd probably vomit continuously. In a dark alley, I'd probably blow my rape whistle, which I don't actually have. Great, now I need to get a rape whistle for fear of running into Lady Gaga in a dark ally. Thanks, TC.

 

[Aerograt]

Out of those choices, Mafia since:

1. I think I'd like meeting Lady Gaga honestly. Yes, she's annoying and to be frank I don't think she's that smart, but her music is interesting at the very least in addition to being awesome.
2. I've never really had a girlfriend except for a week in middle school; I realized years later I was gay anyway.
3. Zombies are generally slow; even L4D or Dawn of the Dead style zombies can't fire bullets like...
4. The Mafia uses guns and torture methods, also I've seen a lot of Mafia movies.

However, Michael Jackson's zombie would terrify me.