Poll: The Worst Song... In History?
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Thank you guys, for this awesome thread. This goes right into my favorites.
Those pinnacles of music have to be shared with everyone!
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Meh, that wasn't too bad. Well, it was bad. Not in the slightest any enjoyable. It wasn't the worst thing ever. It was bland, uninteresting like most modern mainstream rap. Or a good deal of mainstream pop and rock for that matter. I know there is still good music, but I am looking in all the wrong places.
None of you guys are Eminem fans are you. I present Puke, the worst song ever made, by one of the greatest rappers of all time
This song makes me cry every time I hear it. It isn't funny, Eminem can't sing (which he's aware of as well), it makes me feel sick at times, the lyrics are good awful, the tune is terrible. There is nothing redeemable about it, and it's made worse by the fact that this guy was so fucking good at what he did.
This song makes me cry every time I hear it. It isn't funny, Eminem can't sing (which he's aware of as well), it makes me feel sick at times, the lyrics are good awful, the tune is terrible. There is nothing redeemable about it, and it's made worse by the fact that this guy was so fucking good at what he did.
Honestly, the thing that bothered me the most about that song was the try-hard bassline. Whoever set the levels for that, needs dragging out back and kerbstomping. It's distorted as fuck, but not in an on-purpose kind of way!
Oh and 'modern' rappers have fuck-all to say for themselves, so that's my only complaint. They're a beige wall, a bowl of plain pasta, John Majors haircut. I find their blandness offensive!
Oh and 'modern' rappers have fuck-all to say for themselves, so that's my only complaint. They're a beige wall, a bowl of plain pasta, John Majors haircut. I find their blandness offensive!
Worst song ever? No it's just juvenile shit! And the worst kind of juvenile shit at that because it's not even amusing.
Bad, but not the worst thing I've heard. I was unfortunate enough to have heard Michael Lee Rose's music.
Back when I was in high school this... "musician"... stopped in at a local rock station unannounced, left a big box of his CDs, and demanded that the station promote him. My friends and I were on our way to the movies when we heard the radio station's DJ laughing his ass off at how socially inept the guy was, how he expected the radio station to do his bidding, and how the music was so bad that he refused to play it and that he was going to give the entire box of CDs away, for free, to whoever wanted them.
My friends and I were passing by the radio station at that moment, so we stopped in and took that box of CDs. Holy shit were they awful. The guy's voice sounded kinda like Kermit the Frog, his skill with a guitar was about on-par with a high school introduction to guitar class, and nearly all of the songs were about pedophilia. Seriously. Like every song on the album is about a 40-something guy stalking a 14 year old.
Back when I was in high school this... "musician"... stopped in at a local rock station unannounced, left a big box of his CDs, and demanded that the station promote him. My friends and I were on our way to the movies when we heard the radio station's DJ laughing his ass off at how socially inept the guy was, how he expected the radio station to do his bidding, and how the music was so bad that he refused to play it and that he was going to give the entire box of CDs away, for free, to whoever wanted them.
My friends and I were passing by the radio station at that moment, so we stopped in and took that box of CDs. Holy shit were they awful. The guy's voice sounded kinda like Kermit the Frog, his skill with a guitar was about on-par with a high school introduction to guitar class, and nearly all of the songs were about pedophilia. Seriously. Like every song on the album is about a 40-something guy stalking a 14 year old.
That was fucking epic, comedic genius from the Rich Gang. That song has to be a spoof or something, I honestly couldn't stop laughing.
Off topicish: You know people knock rap for being about bitches and drugs but all that stuff is in rock albeit a little more subtle and better.
Off topicish: You know people knock rap for being about bitches and drugs but all that stuff is in rock albeit a little more subtle and better.
No hatin' on the Shaggs. They were sisters literally yanked from school and forced to be a rock band by their psychopathic father, who also insisted on being their manager. When he died, they immediately disbanded. Too much of a horror story for me to laugh at it.Fox12 said:
OT: OP's song was so mediocre it was mediocre. The lyrics were crude, but standard. The beat was underdone, but standard. The style was lazy, but standard.
Miley Cyrus' "We Can't Stop" is much worse, because it actively fails to be what it wants to be. It's supposedly a party song, but it's the kind that's sung by the last few guests who are so drunk they can't function.
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And if you look to the slightly more obscure side, you'll find such gems as Millionaires.
And if you look to remixes, well...
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If that very meh song in the OP is what you consider to be world-endingly bad, you really need to listen to more music. It's like seeing someone declaring burritoes to be "the most horrendous crap you can ever put in your mouth" without even addressing haggis, durians, overdone caviar, etc.
I tried to look him up on Youtube, but the search didn't return anything.Tuesday Night Fever said:
On second thought, thank you God that it didn't return anything. It sounds horrible.
We had to expect something like this would happen eventually.Fox12 said:
What's even more wtf-y is that he did it because of a palmreader. Allegedly, she predicted he would marry a strawberry blonde, have two sons after her death, and his daughters would form a popular band. (Source: Wikipedia) Since the first two came true, he yanked them from school and set them up with instruments. His daughter Dorothy later said "[Austin] was something of a disciplinarian. He was stubborn and he could be temperamental. He directed. We obeyed. Or did our best."
Creepy as hell, right?
Now, with that lovely bit of info stewing in your brain, listen to this.
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This is why I can't laugh at the Shaggs.
Well, he died before their second album came out, so at least the whole damned thing only lasted a few years. This is why you shouldn't listen to fortune-tellers.Fox12 said:
While the band actually got somewhat famous in retrospect, they never became "popular". So... clearly, he had a bad crease in his palm at the time.
It didn't kill me, but the song wasn't that bad. A lot of the songs that come after are actually worse.
Also, like with most current rap, I have no idea what he was saying beyond private parts and money. And Paris Hilton giving what looked like Ben Affleck a drugged drink.
But thanks guys, the second song was WTF DEAR GOD WHY WHY GOD WHY. But the third song made me rofl, awesome.
The Mass Text shit is borderline "Friday". Actually, that and the "Video games" one made me think, "that record comepany was just taking money from just about anyone stupid enough to pay them huh?"
Also, like with most current rap, I have no idea what he was saying beyond private parts and money. And Paris Hilton giving what looked like Ben Affleck a drugged drink.
But thanks guys, the second song was WTF DEAR GOD WHY WHY GOD WHY. But the third song made me rofl, awesome.
The Mass Text shit is borderline "Friday". Actually, that and the "Video games" one made me think, "that record comepany was just taking money from just about anyone stupid enough to pay them huh?"
I listened to it, it's pretty bad and sexist, but it really doesn't invoke any emotional reaction from me. It's nowhere near as disgusting as Rihanna's "Birthday Cake" ft. Chris Brown that I linked in the "Worst Song You've Ever Heard" thread.
So I'll link it again for you all to enjoy, hurray for repetition and subjective opinion!
So I'll link it again for you all to enjoy, hurray for repetition and subjective opinion!