Poll: There is one thing the Escapist community has not answered...

[Infernai]

I think I'm more of a team Alucard kind of man

Team Alucard is the only team worth being on, because it's the only team that is always going to win.

I mean what's Edward going to do, grab that one guy that can stop Alucard? What was his name again...Oh yeah, Michael Mcdoesn'texist!

 

[Hagi]

I don't know who you are Gale, but you have my vote.

Got for it, dude! I've got your back.

WOO! GO GALE!

 

[Dags90]

I'm Team Bella stops dating, works on her grades, enjoys her teen years without fretting over marriage, and gets a good degree that sets her on her desired professional path. And see someone because she seems to have some devastating self esteem issues.

I don't think Bella has any real career aspirations. I think she's mentioned as getting good grades though, wasn't she going to go to Dartmouth at one point (after some admitted string pulling) and actually enrolled at a state university in Alaska? I'm not sure what her major was or if it was ever mentioned though.

I guess put me down for Team Edward, because Jacob always comes across as kind of...stupid.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Team Robert Pattinson's career. He's the only that going somewhere. What's funny is most of haters hate him because of his Twilight movies and haven't seen another of his movies. He admitted that Twilight was pretty much *paycheck.


Although, if you really need a serious answer, I'd pick Jacob. He represents most of us males *that tried to get the girl, but she rather go out with some other weirder guy than us.

 

[Lunar Templar]

I think I'm more of a team Alucard kind of man

this, cause Alucard is so much more bad ass

 

[lechat]

Where's the neither option? Honestly why should I give a shit about either of them? I'm not a 14 year old girl.

i voted for this one

 

[Aris Khandr]

Spoiler: Team Edward

So say we all!

But yeah, everyone in that series is awful, except Alice (I only saw the first movie, and am still being repaid for the torture)

 

[New Frontiersman]

This may take some time, I'm still trying to figure out what is worse, bestiality or necrophilia...

Hey at least Jacob has a non-beast form, so it's only bestiality some of the time, with Edward it's always necrophilia, because he doesn't have a non-vampire form.

I guess my vote goes to Team Jacob, as he seems a bit less of a jerk, I've heard when he was first introduced he was quite an appealing character actually but then the author realized he was a better character than Edward and made him an asshole.

 

[Bat Vader]

I think I'm more of a team Alucard kind of man

I would go with Team Alucard as well. I would most likely switch with Team Integra later on. Alucard is awesome and all but I like Integra a bit more.

 

[Ruedyn]

I would go with Team Alucard as well. I would most likely switch with Team Integra later on. Alucard is awesome and all but I like Integra a bit more.

However, Alexander Anderson is the better bet when you have to choose a human >_>

 

[Bat Vader]

I would go with Team Alucard as well. I would most likely switch with Team Integra later on. Alucard is awesome and all but I like Integra a bit more.

However, Alexander Anderson is the better bet when you have to choose a human >_>

True and Anderson is quite awesome but I just like Integra more. I think it is because I kind of have a thing for assertive dominating women.

 

[Ruedyn]

True and Anderson is quite awesome but I just like Integra more. I think it is because I kind of have a thing for assertive dominating women.

I think if it was actual relationship, maybe Integra. So long as Seras isn't around, and Walter gives the okay. In fact, I'd choose Walter as my favorite, except for one thing he does.

 

[scorptatious]

I go for Team Garrus.

I'd go gay for him in a second.

 

[shrekfan246]

I'll go for Team Granger.

What's that? I need to explain the leap of logic I took here? All right, I'll feed you, baby birds.

Robert Pattinson plays Edward Cullen, a Vampire in a film about vampires and werewolves. Pattinson also portrays Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. In the third Harry Potter film, Hermione Granger imitates the call of a female werewolf to distract Professor Lupin, who is a werewolf himself.

And Emma Watson, the actress who portrayed Hermione Granger, looks like this:

No regrets.

 

[loc978]

I'm gonna go with...

Spoiler: team deadpool

Spoiler: bonus!

So if I had to choose, I'd tell Jacob to run away... and put his shirt back on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctlEBHDROAw].

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Why is there no Team Volturi option.

There NEEDS to be a Team Volturi option.

Right now.

Just look at these glorious motherfuckers.


They sit in a room looking fruity. Saying things like "Carlile. Which is spelled with an EHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Looking for an excuse to go "aaaaaaaaaaaah"

Team Volturi. Make it happen.

 

[natster43]

Team Jacob, as deviantART switch my avatar to a Team Jacob one April Fools a few years ago.

 

[Bat Vader]

True and Anderson is quite awesome but I just like Integra more. I think it is because I kind of have a thing for assertive dominating women.

I think if it was actual relationship, maybe Integra. So long as Seras isn't around, and Walter gives the okay. In fact, I'd choose Walter as my favorite, except for one thing he does.

Yeah, sorry for that. Walter is pretty cool. Out of everyone in Hellsing Walter seems to be the most intelligent and level headed one.

 

[deehadley]

I can't believe there wasn't an option for "I don't understand the question", had to read the responses to work it out.