Poll: There's something in my house.

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AlexWinter

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I'm home alone tonight. About 3 hours ago I started hearing noises coming from upstairs, proper The Grudge noises. Upon going upstairs to see what was going down, there was a bang and being a total klutz I fell back down.

After freaking out in my living room I broke a horror movie rule. I shouted 'Hello'. The reply I got sounded like something small scappering up the stairs in my hall.

By this point I was trying to convince myself it was a cat that had somehow got into my house, through a window maybe. I force myself back upstairs... halfway, something smashes, a small shadowy kind of thing darts into one of the rooms and out of sight. I flew back downstairs, barricaded myself in the living room, turned on as many lights as possible.

The milk I left on the computer desk disappeared, I found it ten minutes later by the kitchen door.

I live in the middle of nowhere. My closest neighbours hate me and are in hospital anyway, the closest person I know is in Canada for a month.

Then my luck seems to be crossing into major 'this shit just doesn't happen' levels. My landline is dead, my mobile has no signal (something that isn't uncommon in the middle of nowhere but still unhelpful and creept) and the dial tone for my home phone sounds like a murloc.

Has anyone had anything like this happen to them, what the hell should I do and any general advice/explanations.

Btw I'm shitting myself so be serious?

EDIT: Turned out to be my rabbit, Madeline. -_-

So what's the freakiest thing that's happened to you?
 

Pielikey

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I think you may be going crazy. Go up and check, worst case scenario it's a cat or something.


I'm gonna bookmark this thread though because I want to hear the end of it.
 

grimsprice

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Lol. Its hard to take you serious of course. Listen, there is absolutely no credible scientific data that says there's anything in the dark.

You're fine. Just turn on as many lights as it takes to illuminate the entire house. Turn on the tv. Watch a comedy and you'll be fine.
 

tk1989

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dude, wouldve either been your heating system, or a mouse?

EDIT:

Re-read your post. I personally think you are schizo and one of ur personalities likes to cut phone lines and move your milk
 

gRiM_rEaPeRsco

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put on your gas mask and lob some tear gas upstairs, what? doesnt everyone have tear gas and gas mask?
 

MelziGurl

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I'm too sceptical of this. Although there is a possibility you're telling the truth, something right now is screaming troll *shrugs*
 

Unholykrumpet

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Watch the movie "Teeth". Then you'll still be scared...but of something of a much worse nature than a little critter invading your home.
 

guardian001

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I'd guess raccoons. Or possibly a rat. Those things can get pretty huge.

Either way, why be scared of something the size of a football. If it attacks, treat it like it really is a football.
 

AlexWinter

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guardian001 said:
I'd guess raccoons. Or possibly a rat. Those things can get pretty huge.

Either way, why be scared of something the size of a football. If it attacks, treat it like it really is a football.
Because the thing is fucking up my phone and moved my milk, although I guess the milk thing could have been me and forgetting.
 

Chipperz

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grimsprice said:
Lol. Its hard to take you serious of course. Listen, there is absolutely no credible scientific data that says there's anything in the dark.
This is true. You only ever see hings when it's light - PROOF that there is nothing in the dark. In fact, you can take this message one step further and test it yourself, set up an obstacle course in a hallway, turn off the light and sprint to ther other end. As grimsprice has already stated, there is no credible scientific data that says there's anything in the dark, and therefore you can get to ther other end unharmed.

In other news, it's probably a cat or some kind of rodent. If it was a serial killer or some kind of demon-spawn, you wouldn't be alive to post on the internet.
 

AlexWinter

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EspirituExterminatus said:
If you modems not working, how are you posting this?
Anyway it is only a demon possessed doll there to cut your throat and eat your eyes. Go say hi.
That's a good point, so my phone must be working somehow.. I don't know! It's been quiet for a while.. should I let my dog out? Or is it waiting for me to open the door?
 

grimsprice

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EspirituExterminatus said:
It is only a demon possessed doll there to cut your throat and eat your eyes. Go say hi.
Not to troll this (possibly) poor man, but...