Poll: There's something in my house.

[AndyFromMonday]

So I should stop freaking out because it can't actually hurt me, and pretend like I'm not hearing anything? And if it gets pissed off just keep ignoring it till it gives up and goes home?

It seems that ignoring it doesn't work. Time for the backup plan. What's the backup plan, you ask?

THIS IS THE FUCKING BACKUP PLAN!

Spoiler: Bit gory, open at your own risk.

 

[grimsprice]

One question, how long since you last slept? you stay awake long enough, your brains begins to shut down and one of the first things to go is the ability to determine what is and isn't real. You're most likely imagining it all as a result of a fatigued mind.

I've only been awake.. 8 hours? But my sleeping pattern has been fucked up of late.. Anyway I let my dog out and switched the lights on and off in the hall but nothing happenened. I thought it was my rabbit for a second, chewed through the phone cable and messing about upstairs but it's in the conservatory..

Then go into the... Conservatory, what ever the hell that is.

LOL. I'm still laughing. Conservatory? Who the fuck has a conservatory? (its a greenhouse btw).

I'd say just lock it in there and go watch a movie.

 

[AlexWinter]

Great, I let my dog out and now I can't find her. I tried calling her and I'm not going to look upstairs..

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

I don't get why you're scared if you got a dog though, just sit in a room where you can see all the entrances with some weaponary and your dog. Sorted.

Great, I let my dog out and now I can't find her. I tried calling her and I'm not going to look upstairs..

Okay, you're boned.

How old are you, just out of interest?

 

[Kortney]

First of all I gotta call bullshit. I don't believe that your milk was moved by anything and I believe your story is exaggerated.

Moving on, grab the biggest knife you have and walk upstairs. If you find a guy or a ghost, stab the shit out of it.

In short, NUT UP OR SHUT UP.

 

[quiet_samurai]

You guys watch Paranormal Activity yet?? Good flick...

Great, I let my dog out and now I can't find her. I tried calling her and I'm not going to look upstairs..

Maybe you should just leave, this has all the making of a horror movie.

 

[ejb626]

Great, I let my dog out and now I can't find her. I tried calling her and I'm not going to look upstairs..

Classic horror movie the thing(which sounds like some sort of monkey-rat too me, in fact it sounds a lot like my avatar) must've eaten her
Seriously though did you let her out on a leesh is it a big dog or a small dog too? And does she normally run away she could be chasing the thing too.

 

[AlexWinter]

I don't get why you're scared if you got a dog though, just sit in a room where you can see all the entrances with some weaponary and your dog. Sorted.

Okay, you're boned.

How old are you, just out of interest?

16

 

[grimsprice]

Great, I let my dog out and now I can't find her. I tried calling her and I'm not going to look upstairs..

I don't get why you're scared if you got a dog though, just sit in a room where you can see all the entrances with some weaponary and your dog. Sorted.

Those two posts right next to each other for the lulz.

Even if this is total bullshit (which most of us think it is) its high-larious. Can't wait for the climax.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

I don't get why you're scared if you got a dog though, just sit in a room where you can see all the entrances with some weaponary and your dog. Sorted.

Okay, you're boned.

How old are you, just out of interest?

16

Ah, it'll be the drugs.

 

[AlexWinter]

Maybe you should just leave, this has all the making of a horror movie.

I don't have anywhere to go.

Even if this is total bullshit (which most of us think it is) its high-larious. Can't wait for the climax.

I honestly don't care if you believe me or not, understandably this is the internet and children come out with their little stories made or bullshit all the time. But I made this thread for some fucking advice or explanations, so if you don't have anything to offer don't stick around to repeat how you think I'm lying.

I don't expect everyone to believe me, because the internet is home to a crap load of liars, but if anyone has had anything like this happen to them before, telling me what they did would be helpful.

 

[lasherman]

Simple solution: Go get your dog; you'll need him for backup. Next, construct yourself some pots-and-pans armour, grab something big and heavy like a woodcutting axe, or crowbar (I wouldn't suggest a sledgehammer if you're gonna be monster-smashing in your own house) and start kicking down doors. Make sure you do it really dramatically too, just in case the 'thing' is watching you. You gotta make it look like you've done this before. Before you know it, that demon/ghost/monster will be ectoplasm-ing in it's spectral pants.

Trust me, I'm a professional.

 

[Kortney]

Maybe you should just leave, this has all the making of a horror movie.

I don't have anywhere to go.

Even if this is total bullshit (which most of us think it is) its high-larious. Can't wait for the climax.

I honestly don't care if you believe me or not, understandably this is the internet and children come out with their little stories made or bullshit all the time. But I made this thread for some fucking advice or explanations, so if you don't have anything to offer don't stick around to repeat how you think I'm lying.

I don't expect everyone to believe me, because the internet is home to a crap load of liars, but if anyone has had anything like this happen to them before, telling me what they did would be helpful.

Dude if you are that freaking scared and you aren't willing to walk upstairs with a knife and stab whoever is up there, call the fucking police. Seriously. If you honestly believe someone is in your house, call the police.

 

[grimsprice]

I honestly don't care if you believe me or not, understandably this is the internet and children come out with their little stories made or bullshit all the time. But I made this thread for some fucking advice or explanations, so if you don't have anything to offer don't stick around to repeat how you think I'm lying.

You don't remember this post?

Lol. Its hard to take you serious of course. Listen, there is absolutely no credible scientific data that says there's anything in the dark.

You're fine. Just turn on as many lights as it takes to illuminate the entire house. Turn on the tv. Watch a comedy and you'll be fine.

Oh. Sorry. I didn't mean to stick around and enjoy a truly entertaining thread.

 

[Mozared]

Like a pall just told me - it'd be rather funny if you went up and stabbed it, then turned on the light and saw... a whimpering Gnome. Imagine that: after 3000 years the Gnomes finally send an emmisary to make peace with mankind and he gets STABBED IN DA GUTZ!

Anyway, I don't expect it to be a soul-devouring demon, though I do know how scary stuff like that can be if you're alone. If you're 16, when are your parents coming home? Is waiting for them an option? Anyway, try and chill out with a lot of lights on and watch a comedey or play a game.

 

[AlexWinter]

I'm pretty sure if I call the police they'll either laugh, or like Orgasmatron, assume I'm on drugs.
If it's something that isn't like, normal, the police will go upstairs, flick the lights abit, check the rooms and tell me to go to sleep. They'll probably have a go at my Father for leaving me in the house all night too. Then whatever it is will just go back to messing with me..
And I really can't find my dog now.
Should I shut the door I let it out of?

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

I'm pretty sure if I call the police they'll either laugh, or like Orgasmatron, assume I'm on drugs.
If it's something that isn't like, normal, the police will go upstairs, flick the lights abit, check the rooms and tell me to go to sleep. They'll probably have a go at my Father for leaving me in the house all night too. Then whatever it is will just go back to messing with me..
And I really can't find my dog now.

I wouldn't call the police 'til you're certain and you've hid your stash if I where you.

What's the time where you are? Just try and sit tight in one room until morning.

EDIT: You're a bastard by the way, I just heard my neighbours dog bark in my garden and I shat a brick. I hope your happy, now I won't be able to sleep either.

 

[Eggsnham]

Who you gonna call? No but really, you might want to try and not act obviously scared, through my experience the more on the "I'm about to shit myself scale!" you are, the more things like (I'm assuming this is either a poltergeist or Demon case) poltergeists and Demons want to be dicks towards you, it's their little way of saying "You're my *****!" If you're a religious person, I suggest you do some "Anti-evil" things around the house, if not, then try and sit tight, if you can't even sit tight in your house, then go somewhere where you feel safe etc. etc. But if you do that, be prepared for them to walk all over you like a doormat, is.

So I should stop freaking out because it can't actually hurt me, and pretend like I'm not hearing anything? And if it gets pissed off just keep ignoring it till it gives up and goes home?

Something like that, if it starts getting physically violent, then get help etc. etc. Anyways, have fun!

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I'm pretty sure if I call the police they'll either laugh, or like Orgasmatron, assume I'm on drugs.
If it's something that isn't like, normal, the police will go upstairs, flick the lights abit, check the rooms and tell me to go to sleep. They'll probably have a go at my Father for leaving me in the house all night too. Then whatever it is will just go back to messing with me..
And I really can't find my dog now.
Should I shut the door I let it out of?

I'm sorry but that's just so trollish...

You said you were in the "middle of nowhere", so I'd suggest you just leave him outside since a bear probably ate it. I mean seriously, why would you let your dog outside?

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Something like that, if it starts getting physically violent, then get help etc. etc. Anyways, have fun!

Protip, demons and shit aren't real.