I wish I did...gRiM_rEaPeRsco said:
Anyways, finish shitting/pissing yourself, then grab a weapon and go on a killing/smashing/maiming spree through your house.
...That's what I'd do anyways. First sign of a noise, decimate the entire area.
Poll: There's something in my house.
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Anyways, finish shitting/pissing yourself, then grab a weapon and go on a killing/smashing/maiming spree through your house.
...That's what I'd do anyways. First sign of a noise, decimate the entire area.
..Who is this guy? I might sound like an utter "noob" there, but I've always wondered.hubertw47 said:
Clockwork Orange... Malcolm Macdowell? I think anywayShadowsofHope said:..Who is this guy? I might sound like an utter "noob" there, but I've always wondered.hubertw47 said:
The lead character from A Clockwork Orange...ShadowsofHope said:..Who is this guy? I might sound like an utter "noob" there, but I've always wondered.hubertw47 said:
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So your life is in supposed maybe somewhat "danger", and you're posting here. You my friend, have your priorities in order. How bout grabbing the closet lethal weapon and go check out wtf is goings on.
Do what I do whenever it happens ( alot, my house seems pretty attractive for some odd reason, considering I'm a student working at Burger King): Chill, grab my guitar and have a snus. If you have snus in England that is. Else you're fucked up.
Also, don't worry if you don't know how to play the guitar. If stuff like this happens on a regular basis, you'll learn pretty quick!
Also, don't worry if you don't know how to play the guitar. If stuff like this happens on a regular basis, you'll learn pretty quick!
There's a handful of big cat sightings reported in the UK, specially near Cornwall and up near the Moores, every month.AlexWinter said:
don't worry to much. I do think that ghost exist a little(house I lived in caught fie and the town photographer that lived there was burned alive in the fire, I had plenty of "ghost like things happen" to me there) and I think that if it is some kind of entity, that it is only minor and won't do to much. in the morning, do some research on the house and learn about it. if the house is fine and dandy, it was a cat, if it has had a death, get a proton pack.
I'm not one to call people trolls, so I won't. If you're fucking with us, no harm done, and if you're not I'm always glad to help.
It's probably a mouse, but you said it moved your milk. The last thing you should do is turn your lights off, because everything is scarier in teh dark, when you can't see it. My advice would be to go upstairs (because nothing can "break through" upstairs, and lock yourself into a room. Maybe it's like a Ghost or something, in which case just remain calm.
It's probably a mouse, but you said it moved your milk. The last thing you should do is turn your lights off, because everything is scarier in teh dark, when you can't see it. My advice would be to go upstairs (because nothing can "break through" upstairs, and lock yourself into a room. Maybe it's like a Ghost or something, in which case just remain calm.
HOLY SHIT!! There was a sighting in my town a few months ago. Oh fuck now there's no way I am going back upstairs. Or in any field alone again ever.-Orgasmatron- said:
Throw a steak upstairs and listen for a "nyum nyum nyum" sound.AlexWinter said:
Then maybe you can go upstairs and befriend the big, fluffy lug.
Sorry, I'm not too good with this "advice" thing...
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Are you suggesting Scooby Doo's roaming around in this person's house?-Orgasmatron- said:Well there's that mystery solved.
