Poll: There's something in my house.

[Jaranja]

I'm glad I didn't go up there with some sort of weapon, a mess of a rabbit and blood on my Father's golf club or something would be kind of hard to explain.

Well?! WHAT HAPPENED, MAN?!

 

[sooperman]

I'm glad I didn't go up there with some sort of weapon, a mess of a rabbit and blood on my Father's golf club or something would be kind of hard to explain.

So it was a rabbit?

What happened?

 

[CloggedDonkey]

a rabbit? I was hoping for the devil to eat you so FOX could blame the internet again. ho well.*revs up chainsaw*

 

[Nouw]

My vote is he's dead. I would like to hear back from him, though.

If he is really dead, we can be sure it was a demon. No other possibilities.

He says it stopped making noise.

 

[Sassafrass]

Like I said before, he's fine. I know this as I have seen him.

Oh, good. Wait... When did you see him?!

...Bugger.
Time for me to go I think.
Play me out, Johnny!

 

[Charli]

You gear up and make a room a fort! ...yeah

 

[SupaMechaDeathChrist]

I'm glad I didn't go up there with some sort of weapon, a mess of a rabbit and blood on my Father's golf club or something would be kind of hard to explain.

What about your dog? did you find him? or did I miss a post of you saying you found him?

 

[AlexWinter]

I don't know what it was, I do have a rabbit but it's in the conservatory. My rabbit is completely jet black though and does totally freak out when it hears the slightest noise. If it wasn't in its hutch that would have been the thing upstairs, but it is.

 

[Jaranja]

Like I said before, he's fine. I know this as I have seen him.

Oh, good. Wait... When did you see him?!

...Bugger.
Time for me to go I think.
Play me out, Johnny!

Damn it, well at least I'm not at risk of being chopped in half anymo-

*coughs up blood* Damn you Sasquatch... Why did I leave my window ope-

*Jaranja has died.*

 

[CloggedDonkey]

ho um *puts away chainsaw* you saw and heard nothing.
but hay, it's either dead, asleep, or finally stopped stealing everything in you're house after 4 or 5 hours.

 

[AlexWinter]

I'm glad I didn't go up there with some sort of weapon, a mess of a rabbit and blood on my Father's golf club or something would be kind of hard to explain.

What about your dog? did you find him? or did I miss a post of you saying you found him?

Yeah I found her she was in the conservatory.

 

[SupaMechaDeathChrist]

Like I said before, he's fine. I know this as I have seen him.

Oh, good. Wait... When did you see him?!

...Bugger.
Time for me to go I think.
Play me out, Johnny!

Damn it, well at least I'm not at risk of being chopped in half anymo-

*coughs up blood* Damn you Sasquatch... Why did I leave my window ope-

*Jaranja has died.*

*stands over dead body* it wasn't Sas this time.

 

[gbemery]

Lol. Its hard to take you serious of course. Listen, there is absolutely no credible scientific data that says there's anything in the dark.

This is true. You only ever see hings when it's light - PROOF that there is nothing in the dark. In fact, you can take this message one step further and test it yourself, set up an obstacle course in a hallway, turn off the light and sprint to ther other end. As grimsprice has already stated, there is no credible scientific data that says there's anything in the dark, and therefore you can get to ther other end unharmed.

In other news, it's probably a cat or some kind of rodent. If it was a serial killer or some kind of demon-spawn, you wouldn't be alive to post on the internet.

But with that logic then the 'other side' your running to wouldn't be there nor the floor or the air....

OP you most likely forgot you moved your milk due to how much you are frightening yourself. You live out in the middle of nowhere so most likely it is some small animal of, football size, as you have stated. So my recommendation is that you pick up your balls and possibly a bat or some form of poking device go up stairs and find said animal. Worst case scenario it bites your face off, not your balls since you dropped them at the bottom of the stairs the first time.

 

[Jaranja]

Like I said before, he's fine. I know this as I have seen him.

Oh, good. Wait... When did you see him?!

...Bugger.
Time for me to go I think.
Play me out, Johnny!

Damn it, well at least I'm not at risk of being chopped in half anymo-

*coughs up blood* Damn you Sasquatch... Why did I leave my window ope-

*Jaranja has died.*

*stands over dead body* it wasn't Sas this time.

*Strikes a Katana into the back of Fallenangel* The body was a decoy, you fool!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*puts on cape and jumps out of window*

*lands and dies with broken legs*

 

[grimsprice]

I vote this to be the best thread the escapist has ever had. Period.

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

I wonder how many pages long this will be in the morning
(and how coherent the middle will be)

 

[DSEZ]

i just watched paranormal activity and my only advice to you is

RUN BOY HE GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!
(cookie for reference)

 

[RanD00M]

Don´t worry,it's just me.

I'm going to keel you!