Poll: Things we can all agree on.

[Overusedname]

I'm lactose intolerant but I STILL love Cheese. It just doesn't love me back.

There's also some kind of existence going on in this general area *waves hands around*.

And that's all we can objectively be certain of. There's somethin' going on 'round here. Somethin.

 

[Doneeee]

I think we can all agree that generic peanut butter is the devils fecal matter.

 

[StBishop]

Bacon, honestly, anyone who disagrees is wrong, simple as. Bacon cannot be argued, only be accepted, those who disagree a wrong and always will be.

There are a couple of religions which will disagree.

I think Bacon is over rated in real life and I genuinely believe the way it's treated on the internet is a joke. Not like "Your opinion is a joke!" but it's an actual joke told to be funny, where everyone thinks it's funny that we all pretend bacon is amazing when it's actually not even that good.

OT: People argue about cheese all the time. There's cheese with live grubs in it, people think it's gross, people think it's awesome. Argument ensues.
Blue vein cheese is a constant source of argument.

Sex is good and will always be good. So is masturbating.

Also PC is master race.

/fit/ are convinced that masturbation is evil and robs you of gains.

 

[Something Amyss]

wha??..are you fucking kidding me? because of an internet forum?

Drama queening is the #3 hobby on the internet.

 

[Something Amyss]

I think we can generally agree that we are all going to inevitably disagree about something.

I disagree.

Wait, does that prove your theory?

 

[Right Hook]

Like maybe in order to restore my faith in humanity, or at least a modicum of it, we should form a list of things that no one argues about. No.

wha??..are you fucking kidding me? because of an internet forum?

is this a pardody? did you like lurk through this site come up with a "general" archetype of an escapist poster?

next you'll be telling me you really like Metal and belive in social darwinism...oh and claim to be a misanthrope...

with issues

I really was impressed by the OP, he is the perfect shining example of your average escapist poster. I'd respond in my own way but your response is so perfect I won't even bother.

 

[Fappy]

I think we can generally agree that we are all going to inevitably disagree about something.

I disagree.

Wait, does that prove your theory?

Way to break the internet!

 

[Clearing the Eye]

The Escapist goes through a rotation cycle of popular topics.
The process essentially goes like this . . .

A 'catalyst' event happens (recent examples include: Lara Croft rape, and the movie theater shooting)

This causes a plethora of threads on the topic to flood the forum.

Some people's jimmies get rustled and they go make their own threads.

Almost the entire forum becomes clogged with threads about the same topic (or tangentially related to it).

At this point threads start popping up complaining about all the other threads about the current 'hot topic'

People eventually tire of arguing about the topic, and the threads start to wane.
Alternatively, another catalyst event occurs, causing a shift to a new topic.

Go back to start.

Well that's sadly accurate.

 

[Right Hook]

I think we can generally agree that we are all going to inevitably disagree about something.

I disagree.

Wait, does that prove your theory?

I don't know, you proved it and disproved it at the same time, I'm afraid the universe is now fucked. All that because you had to insist on being contrary for the sake of being contrary.

I hope your happy now that the universe is obviously going to collapse in the face of this paradox.

Eh, the universe seems pretty resistant to paradoxes, now immeasurable swarms of insectoid armies are another story entirely.

 

[Nexxis]

I would say that we could agree that the world is round, but there are still people out there that disagree with this notion. There are still people who don't believe gravity exists, so that can't be thrown onto the "agreement" pile either, lol.

 

[Something Amyss]

I think we can generally agree that we are all going to inevitably disagree about something.

I disagree.

Wait, does that prove your theory?

Way to break the internet!

Zachary Amaranth: Dividing by zero since 2003.