Poll: This needs to be settled right now or a war will break out within our very homes.

[Parasondox]

Yeah that's right. This shit is bigger than gamergate and whatever Trump has said or not said. How do you place your toilet roll?

Debate, discuss, fight.

OVER is the correct way of course.

Added debate, how many sheets you use to wipe and fold or scratch?

Me? 3 and fold.

 

[Bob_McMillan]

Just wash your ass in the shower mate, its a whole lot easier and grosser.

 

[Basement Cat]

I put over but on researching an applicable meme I realized that I really fall into a third category.

 

[Summerstorm]

I haven't been active for a long time... But this is an important thing to know.

As it happens, i am somewhat of an expert in pooping - Having DOZENS of years of experience.

So let me tell you:

1. Over. But even better: Loose roll on the windowsill.
Paper: 3 Layers. 4 is for rich people with no sense of right and wrong, 1 or 2 layers should be forbidden by LAW.

Additional information for your pooing and wiping benefits:

1. Most people poop better when they are naked... why? How? No idea, but i do take my shirt off and it feels better... strange.
2. Squatting is also WAY better. I do have a footstool and a turned over flower pot by my toilet for my feet. Feels good, man. (Also faster, cleaner, apparently better for your ass)

(These guys want to sell you stuff you don't need, but still):

3. Clean your damn ASS, people and CONTROL yourself when shitting in a public toilet. There are some disgusting animals out there using the public toilets... THE THINGS THAT I HAVE SEEN.... Oh great Cthulhu, help me...

 

[Renegade-pizza]

Allow me to present the design for the first posterior cleansing tree sheet. As you can see, there is a right way and a wrong way

 

[pookie101]

I haven't been active for a long time... But this is an important thing to know.

As it happens, i am somewhat of an expert in pooping - Having DOZENS of years of experience.

So let me tell you:

1. Over. But even better: Loose roll on the windowsill.
Paper: 3 Layers. 4 is for rich people with no sense of right and wrong, 1 or 2 layers should be forbidden by LAW.

Additional information for your pooing and wiping benefits:

1. Most people poop better when they are naked... why? How? No idea, but i do take my shirt off and it feels better... strange.
2. Squatting is also WAY better. I do have a footstool and a turned over flower pot by my toilet for my feet. Feels good, man. (Also faster, cleaner, apparently better for your ass)

(These guys want to sell you stuff you don't need, but still):

3. Clean your damn ASS, people and CONTROL yourself when shitting in a public toilet. There are some disgusting animals out there using the public toilets... THE THINGS THAT I HAVE SEEN.... Oh great Cthulhu, help me...

that video.. its.. what.. but.. its real????

 

[Bobular]

The problem I have is that my loo roll holder is free standing, so from one side its correct but from the other side its an abomination. It gives me nightmares thinking about how it is both correct and wrong at the same time.

I call it Schrodinger's Loo Roll.

 

[pookie101]

The problem I have is that my loo roll holder is free standing, so from one side its correct but from the other side its an abomination. It gives me nightmares thinking about how it is both correct and wrong at the same time.

I call it Schrodinger's Loo Roll.

you sir win one internet haha

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

I shit my pants because I can't handle difficult moral dilemmas like this.

 

[Saulkar]

Under, force of habit, not going to change it.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Next thing you're gonna make a poll whether to wear your underwear under or over your trousers.

Dude...

 

[krystalphoenix]

Over, unless you have pets that like to play with the toilet roll. Only then is under the way to go.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

WHO CARES

As long as the paper is there in my time of need, it could be loose sitting on top of the water-tank for all I care. The orientation of the stuff that I wipe my bum is of absolute zero concern.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

I use leaves, twigs and rocks. Unless a recent victim happens to have been'o well supplied camping, in which case it's over (looool!)...due to the better accuracy required for dividing thy cloths of divine cleansing. Anyone who says otherwise is a genocidal psychopath or probably Michael Winner.

 

[Hawki]

Looks at results...

Think it's fair to say the war was decisively won.

 

[hermes]

OVER, of course. The reason is simple, with Over the amount of paper that can potentially get dirty before being used (at most) is the sheet you were going to use anyway. With Under, you risk sheets that were going to be used by another person getting dirty, and that is just bad form.

On a side note, I use 2 or 3 sheets of paper at most, because I am not an animal and have a bidet.

 

[Souplex]

Anyone who rolls over is an uncivilized monster who is holding us back as a society.
*Sees poll results* No wonder we're in this mess. I blame everything that's gone wrong with society on you.

 

[Padwolf]

Gotta be Over. Going Under is just bloody awkward. But then again, I use neither. Mine just sits loose on top of the toilet, makes it easier!

 

[Sassafrass]

I have this [http://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/11357/?] mod installed in Fallout 4, so...yeah.

 

[Tayh]

Under, behind a lid. Because I'm not a damn luddite who doesn't know how to operate simple technology.
But mostly because of habit and ease. (Grab paper, lightly rest other hand on lid, pull... Receive two squares of paper: perfect.)